lunatik

a ha. another newbie. means more money for me. well did i mention the rules to you? please read it on the other newbie post. well WELCOME to clubplanet. this is your one stop dose of virtual reality when ya wanna get away from the real world. have fun.

hey hey. don't talk about my bitch like that. wonder if she does porno...

i still love mariah. please be my bitch.

hey hey whats up. you do know there's a protection fee on clubplanet. you can start by paying me. i'll get your back. unless you start writing stupid comments. here's a few basic tips of what you should not write about: 1. which club is better... (exit, Sf, limelight... etc.) 2. asians (anything to do with that topic is forebidden) 3. drugs. (unless you got some to share) 4. plugs (plz dont plug your guestlist, trust me, no one is gonna use it.) 5. how you got ripped off by exit. (no one cares) here are some things that you can write about: 1. sex 2. sex 3. more sex.

hey, where is centro-fly?

yea i'm bored too. well i'm just here to run up my post replys. i think i'm almost at 100. thats a milestone for me. i hardly reply unless its worth my time. and i love your quote on your profile... "The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else." can i steal it? please??????????

i sat in my throne playing snake till the batteries ran out. it was a good 1 hr. but i never got the score. as for logic. i think its self explanitory. it meant for ya to be confused. my logic is dont play that fuck.

hey, what kinda music do they play in chaos? or float? whats the scene like? do people dress like exit or spa? or is it more like a wannabe scene? and the ratio?

omg. when did so much asians join this club? well anywayz. as far as i'm concerned, just dont go to an asian event at exit. it doesnt get much worse than that. those stupid dj showcases / neonass world? who da fuck are these djs?? Halo halo? wtf?? bunch of old asian perverts still trying to suck money out of lil asian kiddies. and for the other folks that fall into this stupid gimmick, i feel sorry. and don't go to sound factory on sept 2nd. i think its another dj showcase or expo or some other fag name. as far as asians in the club, well the asian section dont welcome me, the whites dont give me the light of day so i just stay with the blacks. shake wat ya mama gave yaaaaaa.

sure. gimme some head and i'll book jennifer lopez for you.

well why dont you tell your friends to be promoters too? eventhough exit has over 1000 promoters, they can always use a few more. but since your a newbie, i wont say anymore. oh yea. another way you and your friends can get in free is if you see me there i'll comp you, your friends, and the 50 people behind them. why? cuz i want to put a little dent in dave's little ripoff venture. my strategy? rip him off too. i got tired of waiting in line at 3am getting paid my commission so instead i'll just be a nice guy to you all. can ya tell i'm a disgrunted exit promoter? hahahahhaa we should have a disgrunted exit promoter meet. hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaha.

good luck.

please DUDE. don't even start with the fresh off the boat crap here. you might not have come off the boat, but maybe your previous generations has. what are you? ABC? such a shame. man, i feel like an idiot replying to your garbage. but anyways, please stereotype fobs with caution next time. you know you wish you had half their intelligence.

here's a hint... even if your a promoter. get a ticket. ask for 3 or 4 tickets at a time. or if you feel like hooking your friends up for the night. find out what color tickets they use, go to staples and get it.

whats the bashing on hip hop? if you don't like, then don't go. what's with the stereotypes? Don't you sing along to the songs you like? Don't you dance like a fool like no one's watching? and so what if it's fake gears. you can tie your glowsticks to your shoelaces for all i care. and dont even start about the safety of the clubs. each scene has its own risks. and so what if people have thugged out attitudes? is it suppose to look cool sucking on a lollipop? or the people dont notice cuz they on the verge of oding. and why shouldnt it be on the main floor. be fair and enjoy the change for once. one hip hop night isnt gonna kill you. your "vitamins" will. if you dont like it. dont go. you can go inhale your oxygen elsewhere.

where's my cane...

where's my Social Security check....

for barcode, its 18 to enter on weekdays. 21 and over on weekends. awesome tourist place. and if you ever do play on their small pool table, u need to check yourself to the nearest hospital... and if you get a special value meal, they throw in a $5 card. (no joke).

so it's okay to use drugs as long as you don't OD? blame the drug right?

Kim is so hot....

aren't the bouncers suppose to keep the drugs out? colleges are private establishments, i sure hope if someone OD's in school, they won't be sent to the dean's office to sleep it off. and to hire a private ambulance waiting outside the club? doesnt that tell you something itself. you can o.d. in your own home but does your parents have an ambulance waiting outside 'just in case'?

most definetly TEN's! the best of the best! quiet costly though.

what? no NEW swimming pool??

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

yea. if ya need party flyers desiged. drop me a line too.