LikmyLipz

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I LOVE RIDING THE CAK!

oral from a girl.. vaginal from a guy (i gotta be on top though)....

better yet... "i wake up this morning and im licking the dogs nuts"

lol i thought it was funny too.. oh well

o.. :sits in corner: i dont want to know!

ur not 21 yet?

you know what, i use to really like R.kelly too.. untill one day i was listening to words of some songs, really getting into it thinking "wow these are some great sexy fucking lyrics" I write myself, so as i was thinking about how I have no sexual influence right now to write lyrics like that, i remembered how R.Kelly is a preteen sex offender... and Hes Prob the only person in the usa to have seen the olsen twins nude.. and hes prob thinking about Middle school Girl cheerleading squads when hes singing about move your body like a snake ma... i wonder if him and lil bowow go out picking up chicks together? "sure im aval for batmitsvahs"

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

well i could write a book, but i dont have the space... and i think you are all taking what i said the wrong way.... say a guy and a girl like eachother.... they are dating pretty exclusive for 2 monthes.. the guy asks the girl 'where do you think this is going or see this going' a woman can usually come up with an answer.. USUALLY the girl asks the guy the same question i think it stirs up a bit more emotion.. shes moving to fast, am i ready for this, what about boys night out?, the waitress looks really hot in those tight pants, i wonder if this date is dutch. and i dont think anyone will argue about me saying a womans body is physically complex... but this is my opinion, no one has to agree..

men didnt tell me anything... its conclusion... u look at a mans crotch and he gets hard..... you try to get to know a guy better and he gets deffensive and puts up walls, women try to make themselves more mentally complex sounding, and only cause problems.. go stare at a womans crotch.. see where it gets you....

just rememebr this at all time... ~Women are Physically COMPLEX, and MENTALLY simple~ ~Men are MENTALLY COMPLEX, and Physically simple~

WAVE516: I NEVER SAW A PRETEEN WITH A BRA WTF where do these people come from? i think they should all get shot!

omg thats f'n histerical

i have to agree.. sometimes if you are not looking for it, you dont see it...

I always ask questions... make suggestions.. dont give directions.. like start the sentence like "you know what would feel sooooooo good?" "i bet you cant guess what i'd like you to do" "you know what naughty thing i was imagining you to doing?"

anyone ever try these? http://nawtythings.com/toys/3403.html

u know what.. thats not funny! 4yrs ago at the factory underwear party...... i was in the 3rd floor bathroom peen then pulling up my thigh hi's and i was mangled.. someone pushed the door open to the stall but i had one foot on the toilet, i didnt really pay attention, some guy licked my asscrack! and ran out.. when i turned around the whole bathroom watched and was laughing.. i was sooooooooo scared my foot almost fell in the toilet too... shit like that only happens to me.. i dont get it

hmm i never hooked up with an asian chick

"last time i went to the gyno, she gave me her number, and offered me money to...."

every week its different i usually just work one day shift a week.... and every week its different....

actually a few times i have kissed people with tongue rings, sometimes it really dont work out to well... i have the hoop in the tip of my tongue, and when kissing people tend to play with it... so if the other person has a tongue ring, we usually get stuck... esp if under the influence of alchie.. lol yousuck, if you are ever in there after work, and see me, say hi! and tip me well..