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I know this thread hits home, Summer Coleman.

How about this one: What do you hear when two fat kids are playing hop-scotch? "California, Idaho, Texas, Illinois, Georgia........"

Angelhalo, I would like to talk about why your swamp breath is stink, stank, stunk.

Doan cum roun deez parts wit dat SHEEEYUT Heroes? What a batty boy you are.

A buff drag queen who performs: How unique. Vivacious is such a stupid fucking name, but strangely enough, it suits that ugly chunk of mule shit.

He spun very well last Friday night, and even threw a classic in here and there. I'm not crazy about Mirage. I like Cyberia alot more; for a local LI spot, its vibe is great. I'll probably head over there around 12-ish, have a few beers, get open, and then head home.

Anyone heading over there later this evening? Perhaps around 12 or so?

Around 56 or 57, I believe. Still mixing, remixing, and producing like no other, too.

I was very dissapointed to see Tony strangle Ralph to death. I like Ralph's character, and wanted to see more come of the potential beef between Paulie and Ralph re: Paulie's mother. The ambiguity regarding whether or not Ralph actually killed the horse was never clarified before Ralph's death. The last thing Ralph said about the horse before he died was "I didn't do it, but fuck the horse anway." I think Ralph was in the process of making a good point before he died. The writers of the show made the death seem as if it occurred right when Ralph was in the process of making a good point (re: the life of the horse and the life of his son), which may have shown that he wasn't such a piece of shit afterall. He was making a good point about Tony's personality as well before Tony belted him across the face. What's sad is that even if Ralph was redeeming himself, we'll never know since he was never given a chance to really show his good side in light of his son's death. The death of the horse sent Tony over the edge, and it didn't matter whether Ralph actually killed the horse or not; Tony just wanted to kill him, and had already labeled him a piece of shit (reasonably so). This past Sunday's episode showed the audience that Ralph was such a piece of shit that no one really wanted to give him a chance. I hope the death of Ralph comes back to haunt Tony in some way later on in the series; Ralph was a made guy, and a stink should be made about his mysterious disappearance. Also, I am surprised that nothing was said by Tony to the Russian caretaker of Junior; she was the one who got the Russian cab driver (in the last season) to beat the shit out of Janice. The situation about that Russian guy who got away from Paulie and Christopher in the woods was never closed, so we don't really know if he's still alive, or if the bullet wound from Paulie's gun actually killed him. Considering the fact that Tony and his crew never found out if the Russian lived, I'm surprised Tony would bring the Russian housekeeper so close to his uncle. the Russian crew could very easily have the housekeeper whack Junior via poisoning or something to that effect, assuming they fing out what Tony's crew did to the other Russian. This season is definetly full of surprises.

When I was in 7th grade I had an art teacher, Ms. Schoen, who was a tall, skinny, peaceful, quiet, timid young woman. I, like a true asshole, had to abuse this teacher who hardly did anything to fuck me over. I mean, now that I think of it, she was the only teacher during that time who showed any genuine interest in me or how I did in school. Anyway, she had this hoarse-sounding voice, so everytime she said something it sounded as if she was crying. Every so often, while imitating her voice, I would yell shit out in the middle of class. I would say shit like: "My name is Ms. Schoen, and I have no breasts." She would always pretend she didn't hear it, and being the fucking pothead that I was, I didn't think she heard, despite the fact that everyone else was laughing their fucking asses off. I did this continuously for about a month, and then one day, while sitting in English class, I get paged on the loud-speaker. I go down to the office, walk into the principal's office, and there is Ms. Schoen, sitting there with her hand folded in her lap, looking all depressed. The principal calls me in, I sit down, and we all have a little talk. "So, Ms. Schoen tells me you've been yellling various things out? Things about her breasts and what not?" I just sat there with a stupid look on my face thinking (1) why the fuck did I do this, and (2) am I going to laugh? I didn't think anything would follow after this meeting because the principal told me it was ok, that i should simply stop saying shit in class. But then my mother shows me this letter one day afterschool, which read: Dear Parents of ...... You're son has repeatedly yelled phrases during art class, phrases dealing with various parts of Ms. Schoen's genitalia.........please be advised that your son will receive a suspension of 12 days...... I looked at my mother and just laughed. I couldn't even say anyting. I didn't get into alot of trouble for this; my father actually laughed when he read the letter. But my father did give me a little lecture that made me feel like a useless piece of shit. I don't regret any of it though. I had so much fucking fun in Junior High and High School.

The nastiest tribal I've heard spun live was at Juniorverse. The first time I went was in late 96 or early 97 I believe, and the music was fucking nasty. Since then I've never been to an afterhours party that was as good as Juniorverse; the vibe every Sunday morning was one of the chillest, the the music was (and still is) untouchable. Earth is a fucking joke compared to Juniorverse, but the music is still on-point. Junior is one of the older dj's in NYC who continues to create and spin music that sends a clear message to dj's and house music lovers alike: I can still get get open, and I don't plan on stopping any time soon; you may think you're nasty, but I am filthy. I love New York; fuck everything to the North, South, East, and West of it

She should definetly serve some prison time, even if only 90 days or so. Her movies also suck dick, so perhaps some time in prison would do her good. I can stand bad actors, but she just fucking sucks.

It's a west Indian club. If you don't really like soca, calypso, reggae, or West Indian remakes of Indian Music, you won't like it.

Curb Your Enthusiasm is a bad show. Larry David is a horrible actor, and despite the quality of the show's writing, his acting makes it shitty. He doesn't even seem to be taking the show seriously when he finds himself in the Seinfeld-like situations. The writing is good, but its impact is diminished by David's horrible acting. There's nothing to his acting that makes him funny,and the lines alone aren't enough to sustain the cleverness of the show. I do like the cameos by Scorcese and others, however; for the most part, every episode is made up of an ensemble cast that manages to pull it off decently. But David just sucks.

I could go for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on lightly toasted white bread right now, with a chocolate milk. Perhaps even a bag of sour powers.

That Valentina chick reminds me of someone I've seen on television before. Come to think of it, she looks alot like the girl who played Brandon Walsh's first love interest in the very first episode of Beverly Hills 90210 back in the early 90's. For those of you who actually remember this episode, I think she was the rich chick who got pissed off at Brandon because he didn't deny rumors that he and the girl had sex. She wound up punching him in the gut. If I'm not mistaken, the first episode of 90210 was a two hour special. It was back in the day before Brenda even met Dylan. I really did enjoy the high-school years of that show.

I'm glad that Blair now owns Limelight. Good to see a legendary club in the hands of a legendary promoter.

They may not be the most appealing pieces of ass, but in a time of need when you need someone to squeeze, they're the right type of women. Some fat women are so squeezably soft you can sleep on them like a giant pillow.

Two fat little balls of cuteness. How huggable.

Are there any venues in the city tonight, besides Carl Fawking Cox, that are running late into the morning hours? I haven't been keeping tabs.

I can't believe how much money those guys are raking in from their show. Hats off to them.

I went to the S&M party, the Adam & Eve party, and a few older theme functions, but never to the Halloween party. How good does one's costume have to be? Is there are requirement that everyone wears a costume?

No shit, you dildo. I like the songs, despite their age; that's the only reason why they're posted.

Beautiful Day - Junior Vasquez rmx Be Quiet - Junior Vasquez One Night in NYC - The Horrorist Paradoxon - Kennziffer Planet Love - Dj Quicksilver (Untidy Dub) Richie Santana - Tribal Pleasures Insatiable - Thick Dick (S & M remix)

Are you all kidding? This feels like an episode of the Twilight Zone.