trancedkitten

me 2 months ago....

I hardly ever post - but here's me anyway.......this past summer in August

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? How about the first guy to try a chicken egg? Do you consider him brave? How many tries before he cooked it? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're Both dogs! What do you call male ballerinas? Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream? Why ARE Trix only for kids? If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (Come on say it!) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? If it's a 50 mph wind, and you drive your car 50 mph downwind, if you stick your head out the window, do you feel the wind? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? (I'll bet you sang those two songs above just to see if the tune was the same!)

For my guy.....it's Issey Miyake & Allure by Chanel. For myself, I like Tresor by Lancome & Beautiful by Estee Lauder.....but my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE right now is *Marc Jacobs* Perfume

I did all my shopping online this year.....what a relief! No waiting on long whack lines & even got some good deals on designer stuff inluding myself

I agree with somebitch......sweats & drawstring pants are not what they used to be.....they are comfy yet sexy. I love wearing the low rise & form fitting velour ones (by Frankie B.) with the matching tube top or a tank top....what's not cute about that! I love the sporty sexy look once in a while even when going out....

Brunettes with brown eyes. Most blondes (not all) looked washed out.....

I'm July....yup that's me!

Wow people lay off the drugs! Maybe 24 hours? I need my beauty sleep - without sleep I can't function....

My thoughts exactly..... Now people wanna stick it in every hole they've got

It depends on where I'm going & who is spinning:dj: I like getting dressed up but IDK how people can wear gowns & actually dance in them:confused:

What's wrong with being 25 & having a tongue ring? Just curious......

something doesn't look right

Thanks for the info! Time for me to buy some new lipstick shades for the winter

:laugh: I think this thread should be moved to the Humor Board....

I think plugging is going to the extreme I won't put anything in my ass hole....I mean somethings aren't meant to go in there. I also won't put anything up my nose or inject anything EVER!

Exit & the crowd sucked....all immature little kids.....I will never go there again - I don't care who's spinning there.....haven't been there since it was Carbon and even back then it was good....Only went for Oakie but it was better last year @ the hammerstein IMO!

Hey Joey Botz Bag-o-Donuts - your cugino friend is too cool - especially when he tells you to say "LMAO on the AOL" to girls....now thats LMFAO! You go GUIDO!!!

I love sky/powder blue (very light).......

I'm engaged right now (I'm 27) & will be married next year....as for having kids - not for another few years..... It's all about meeting the right person at the right time in your life.......

I know what you mean - Yes, report his nasty ass.....don't feel bad for him & don't deal with his shit period.......

Things You Can Get Away With Saying At Thanksgiving 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip Time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some. 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

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Did anyone go see The Chemical Brothers @ Hammerstein on saturday night? I had to leave early as I was feeling really sick I could seriously kick myself because I realy wanted to see them again (saw them back in april). Got to see Cassius though & he was really good..... Any reviews on what I missed?