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trancedkitten

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  1. I agree...it's important to take care of your feet & not have hammer time toes...lol! I do keep my "cuties" maincured & well maintained all year round.
  2. "Extra Low Tommy" style jeans at the Miss Sixty store in Soho.......
  3. my breasts...not too big, not too small (and they're real), my skin & hair
  4. He was the best at what he does & such a talented person with a good heart.....he will be deeply missed....RIP
  5. They're cute! I'd wait a while.....will probably go on their clearance sale catalog since no one will probably spend that on a thong.....
  6. but I just take it as a compliment.....it's better to look young & not older than you really are
  7. *17* with my bf at that time & waited 6 months....
  8. 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a 'diet' coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called 'apart'ments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (like that's the only time we have to work on our hair)? On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary...details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)? On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Don't blame the company...blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
  9. *Fashion Whore*..... Gotta love clothes
  10. I use Clarins - self tanning instant gel & Bain De Soleil - streakguarde self tanning cream....both give me a natural looking tan (not orange) & with out the streaking....
  11. You can get Caffeine pants at: www.karmaloop.com www.hottopic.com www.bewild.com
  12. I know what you mean.......I can't wear the ones with built in bra's......anyway I bought a few of these 100% cotton one's a few weeks ago & they're real comfy: http://www.gojane.com/hollytank.html And here's one with thinner straps: http://www.gojane.com/suzietank.html
  13. Here's a cute one: http://users.erols.com/swimwear/23x.htm
  14. Does anyone know of a good eyeshadow base/primer with a creaseproof finish? Nothing too heavy......just enough so that my eyeshadow stays on & lasts longer.......
  15. There are a few things that I probably would've liked to change but I know everything happens for a reason
  16. I'd be *Catwoman*......puRrR!
  17. I don't pee at all while rolling....I keep on drinking water & I know it sucks because when I finally go hours later......it comes out sooo slow & feels like I'm peeing gallons that won't end....I hate that!
  18. I'll be going to the one in Jones Beach........anyone else?
  19. The Lorac Lip Polishes are $17.50 ea....not a bad price & I just ordered 2 more colors from their Spring Collection
  20. Last year was great....can't wait to go again
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