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zlatang

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  1. i doubt such a migration will ever happen. let's face it: philly clubs are not as good as nyc ones, + the PA crowd is arrogant and unfriendly (also provincial) + the clubs CLOSE AT 2 AM!!! a reminder: in nyc one can GO OUT TO A CLUB at 2 am! i won't even get into the sad PA dresscode and the pretensiousness of guys who never went to nyc, so that they can safely maintain their belief that they're hot and stylish. pathetic! i apologize to all local-PA-patriots, but i'm forced to quote what a lady-friend of mine said about philly: "it doesn't even exist!" :skull:
  2. spa is the place to be! yes, one needs to be careful about the dresscode, one has to look either as a freak or as a model, one is exposed to overpopulation of drag queens and celebrities, but, hey, isn't the clublife supposed to be a bit more than sweating in dirty meatpacking halls with 3000 a&f wanna-be jocks? + they make the best 'cosmo' there. + you get to see m-lle lepore!!! ps check my review @ DRAMA called 'ultra@spa rules"
  3. this is fuc*ing insane. don't you have anything more inteligent to discuss? ooooooooooops, it's in the DRAMA section, i forgot. anyway, i wonder if you girls ever really go to a club, or just spend your time online practicing your verbal skills....a nice substitute for working off those extra 30lbs you have....+ i'm sure you'll get a turkeyneck and liverspots from exposing yourself to the computer-screen radiation.... ciao belle.
  4. "i think we should all reach our hands across the wide oceans, because, like with the whales, our time transcends the distance...." (that was irony, just to let you know)LOL. i don't know what to say - there are some extremely witty replies here...however, any kind of intolerance towards the foreigners (even if based on clubbing, such as aesthetically hating the little asian rats who sleep on the speakers) is eventually a comment on the natiuon who performs it....and not a good one i dare say! gawd, that was so serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. ok ok we all agree about junior...what about dj dimitri from paris? i ADORE his music, but he is such a bad DJ in vivo
  6. i think this is ridiculous - what is wrong with the asians? they are (especially if japanese) very stylish, fairly polite and always ready to provide the *white majority* with what they need to stay up till 9 am the next day. asians rule! (a white guy here, if you are wondering about that)
  7. ...we neglected this interesting subject...WHAT ABOUT COCK BLOCKERS (and i don't mean anti-depressants here!)? there's a competition going on in the clubs, and i believe girls are to be blamed for the collapse of gay promiscuesness... there should be a fag-hag police at the door of every gay club helping us block the cock blockers! ultra@SPA rules!
  8. there's another solution for this drama-esque situation: bring a fag-hag with you and she'll get rid of the obnoXious girls blocking your way to hot guys for you. fag hags are good dancers, and they usually manage to put dumb bimboid midwestern girls to stampedo with their excess of style and long cigar-holders. a feather boa is an optional device. also, fag hags are good negoitatorexes between your pray and yourself. so make them put their mcqueen outfits and stilettos and hit the clubs! ps for more info check my thread "ultra@SPA rules"
  9. hey just burn them with a ciggie. it's as simple as that. or tell them it's a gay club....also you can block your own cock by taking anti-depressants - that's a good solution for club-anxiety.
  10. sure i agree - but if you really want to be a cool dude, don't go to spa! it's way toooo cool.
  11. i don't see this as a Drama at all - it's simply gross.
  12. let's face it >>> the non-stylish crowd hates the velvet rope. unlike them, the gliteratti gather once a week @ SPA to celebrate the sophistication of NYC club/fashion scene. armani-suits & chelsea a&f muscleheads are simply not allowed - ultra is the triumph of the non-mainstream style/culture (which however generates the mainstream 2 or 3 years after, when banana republic and a|x decide to produce pathetic reproductions of the glam/trash devised/designed for clubs like SPA). so forget about DKNY and cK, put on your favourite 80's shirt, high heels (a must for the ladies), and hide your gaze behind gucci sunglasses. obligatory drink: strawberry continental dance style: anything but j-lo-lookalike favourite phrase: "oh, i'm sorry, i didn't see you!" favourite emoticon: :-===------------------ EnjoY http://www.b92.net/cyber/bourgeois/index.html
  13. let's face it >>> the non-stylish crowd hates the velvet rope. unlike them, the gliteratti gather once a week @ SPA to celebrate the sophistication of NYC club/fashion scene. armani-suits are simply not allowed - ultra is the triumph of the non-mainstream style (which however generates the mainstream 2 or 3 years after, when banana republic and a|x decide to produce pathetic reproductions of the glam/trash devised/designed for clubs like SPA). so forget about DKNY and cK, put on your favourite 80's shirt, high heels (a must for the ladies), and hide your gaze behind gucci sunglasses. obligatory drink: strawberry continental dance style: anything but j-lo-lookalike favourite phrase: "oh, i'm sorry, i didn't see you!" favourite emoticon: :-===------------------ EnjoY http://www.b92.net/cyber/bourgeois/index.html
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