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Forgot to state my total agreement with the "grind from behind" in conjunction with the moist kisses on the back of the neck. Hell yeah.

I like soccer players in their cute soccer outfits, shin guards, all sweaty and dirty. I know it sounds weird, but YUM. I could help clean 'em up. Also, being woken up with a tongue and a smile. But I assume that works both ways.

That's it, y'all? No one else? Well, how about interesting places you've had sex? Like on a subway or chairlift or ?? I'll start, and add more if someone wants to join in. Me: -on a sculpture installation in New Haven, CT -in a movie theater (and we were watching "Dick") lol -in a cab (yes we got caught) Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Yum yum gimme some!

Who's a member? Do tell, please. I am! Became a member during Spring Break senior year to Cancun, and have renewed my membership annually.

Damn. Sorry can't find a scanner that works now. Please hold.

So true. And it's worse if they promise a change and don't come through.

Damn...

Regina I have to go find a picture I can post. The bustier is red satin with gold trimming and gold embroidery on the front. Really looks cute! I just wore it with a blue skirt that I put glitter/sequin stars on, and you know, the wristbands, rope, tiara, knee boots. So fun!

Thanks, man. I'm all over that!

Lordie, I use a lot of smilies. Just wanted to note I learned the above from a gay friend, and I _think_ it was also on one of those Real Sex shows on HBO.

Try it in the shower: soap him up really well, sit underneath him (he's standing), put your left hand on top at kind of a 90 degree angle to his penis and your right hand parallel on the bottom (directions are for righties). It's kind of like the position some people use when they clap their hands, but for the love of god, don't clap your hands! Does this make sense? Try to keep your hands kind of flat. It sounds weird, but my guy loves it. Especially as a primer for the evening... lather, rinse, repeat (with your mouth). And if you don't like the hand-thing, you're in a great position already for, well, you know.

Oh SmellyKelly, every time I see your screenname it cracks me up!

Where did you get them? I guess I could browse SoHo or the Village or whatever for awhile... I'm just lazy. Maybe online?

Has anyone heard of these? They were on the news a few days ago. They have platform soles, and you can lift a little thingie under the label and voila! A little space/teeny cubbyhole thing where the manufacturer says you can store "cash and a key or two when clubbing." The newsguys did not think the space was just for keys. Anyone know where I can peep some? I thought they were (ahem) cute.

Hmm... a vibrating egg, the Rabbit, or a venus butterfly. Or all three. So hard to choose!

17... oh, the memories

Hey, if you want to be something with pigtails, you could always be Sailor Moon. Last year I was Wonder Woman (won the costume contest!). Wanna buy the bustier?

And even if you're Pamela Anderson, but you don't work it, you could just look like an overstuffed bunny.

Try Astroglide, too. Also, try to pee before and after you have sex... it's supposed to help clear the area of bacteria to avoid another UTI.

Hey sabre, quit yer braggin'. Some of us got nothing here!

jjbubbles you still here?

Drink orange juice!