allishara

when the San Genaro's feast is?? I think its coming up - just dont know when exactly.

I was on AOL and checked my 14 year old cousins profile and this was what she had: My biz dont concern u So unless u my thong Dont b up my ass she's so cute, aint she??

Hey DoublePlay. You know what I have noticed? You are like KING of not sticking to subjects - you do it in ALL posts! Im over here venting about a smelly chick at my office and you go into how you want to get hooked up with a girl with no drivers license!! Now - unless the girl smells like shit - start a new thread buddy!

Im debating on when to tell her. I was the only girl in the office before she started here so if I scream out that someone has a shitload of perfume on - I would be totally implying that its HER smelly ass. Dont want to be a bitch so soon! I think Im going to opt for the allergic idea. But NO red pen! Probably catch her in the ladies room at one point and tell her. I might even try to hose the woman down near the sink while Im at it. Its funny cause I've been whining my ass off to the guys that I work with about it and every 5 seconds you hear me spraying my Lysol Dysinfectant spray all around my desk.

at this rate Id rather JUMP out..... I dont even know her and already I hate her.

I'd laugh - but Im too busy GAGGING.

BLUE pudding??... you might want to check the expiration date on that

I dont normally post my own problems but I need opinions on this. My company hired this new chic. I think she had a little fight with her perfume bottle because the smell in my office is intoxicating. Yesterday she had a shit load on as well - BUT - that perfume was nice. Today it smells like a godman whore house. Im sitting here and I honestly feel like Im going to puke on my keyboard. My eyes have been tearing so much that I look like my dog just died. How do I tell someone - that I dont even know mind you - that I cant fucking breathe cause she smells like shit today??

Im going to a local bar in Bayonne - kinda near Kearney. The Apple on broadway - downtown. Kinda trashy - but it goes away after a few brewskies.

Hey!! Its alright!! I think when we met was probably the only time in the night that I was actually functioning some-what normally. You got lucky!! lol... But it was certainly nice meeting you as well!

its my name - Alli Shara. Stupid thing to do..... but I didnt think I was going become a junkie with it. Otherwise I would of made one up.

Should be fun! Let Mr. Milleniapro know the deal. PS- Dont worry - I have 3 bathrooms in my house and I'll make sure one is always open for you.

Check your PM's!

Arent you happy now that I FINALLY had fun!...lol. You just reminded me that EVILJAV was there!!... "Is it me - or does Jav look like a college professor?".. haha. Love you jo-jo.

I had such a great time - from what I can actually remember. Guesepe - write that down - I actually had FUN..lol. Binoy - you remember me now??!!.. Pipdaddy - great meeting you too! glad to see you finally found that cigarette. JPDD81029109 - let go of my hands you freak!! CGM - nice meeting you girl! Spygirl - I knew you looked familiar!.. lol Emmitt - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Cigs - I hate you.... lol... next time Im bringing a hose DJDanFury - Great to finally meet you - your nuts! Ceotter - Now I know the woman behind the legend - your the best!! Sexyinthecity - the bathroom bandit.... crazy ass! DoublePlay - where did you go?? If I forgot anyone else - Im sorry!!

to JPDDickhead81002020 for giving me a Stacker 2 yesterday. I must of had about 3 hours of sleep and thought I was having a heart attack all night. B-otch But I'd like to add a Friday THANK YOU for whatever reason there was an extra 25 dollars added onto my paycheck today.

Call me at work.

You sound cute - can I meet you? Dont change girl.... dont change!

You wont get played... trust me!

Must have had a C-section..... yeah- I like stretch marks...

Hey you! That post wasn't intended for you. It was directed at Dolly Parten up there.

I think your on here more than Dave the damn moderator. Get back to work stupid.

SER-GAY-O

Hell, someones gotta do it

There wont be as many breastasis at the Yankee game though.