allishara

Ok Happy, ya done yet?

Yes thats right. Im such a crackhead on Monday nights that I take off work the next day. Rigggghhhttt...

Im in Jersey... union county area I didn't really feel like troopin it into NYC tonight.. but if that the ONLY thing thats good on Mondays than I guess I'll just have to bite the bullet... Thanks everyone..

(I thought this was pretty funny) Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2002, by _______________________, between _________ and __________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better. 18. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home. 19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store. 20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. > > * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: > > The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. > If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, > it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from > the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other > words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass > understands the rules. > Participating Party > Signature_______________________________________ > Date: ________________ > > Participating Party > Signature_______________________________________ > Date: ________________

Eyy Emmy.. Wut up dawwwwg Im taking a day off work tomorrow so I was wondering if there was any place half decent to go tonight... Thanks though.... PS- tell Javo I said hello...

Anyone know of anything to do on a Monday night??

Its alright Kostalackatrakis... I am a NON-Greek.. but for some reason Im like a magnet to them at DNA in Astoria.. No disrespect buddy..

Where is it?..... think it'll be too crowded? Im such a fairy when it comes to big crowds. I hate too many people near me. Talk about skivatz!

On a THURSDAY?.. isnt that Greek Nite? Ill be sure to bring some Tzacki sauce.

Dirty Sanchez is right. I was talking about Thursday night.

Good Friday.. Does anyone know of any spot to go to BESIDES Joey's? Im not knockin the joint but going somewhere on a night where everyone has off the next day is going to have me waiting on line to get in, waiting on line for coat check, waiting on line for a drink, waiting on line for the bathroom, and waiting on line for parking. Not my cup of tea.

Hey. Where is SPICY? :confused:

Yes I do! Hope to meet you too...

"Doesn't he look handsome?..." "Oooh shut the fuck up...."

"I don't post anymore Alli. The board totally sucks." I knew you'd be back.

The best was when he was beatin the shit out of the remote and then the cell phone goes off and he looks up and goes "wut tha fuck is that?"

Ooh Jesus...... GET THE CANE! Dammmn, are you ok? Do you honestly think that anyone actually reads your quotes and thinks, "Wow, thats deep" Cause Im over here thinking "Wow- shes fuckin wierd" You scare me man.

What do you work for a fortune cookie factory or something?

Dammmn DJ-Daniel.. You upset King Armenio.... no one ever done that before! Pipe down Rocky.. dont think he meant any harm Cant we all just get along..

What kind of music do they play on sundays???

Ehh... Im guessin But its so sad to see some people with one foot in the grave and the other on line at Tempts.... I guess it's different for everyone. What-ev. Ps-- Laurie, did you really mean that wink?

I need an opinion....... When do you think is the age limit with shore houses??... 25?....28?... 35?.... and just to confirm it-- those are indeed "confused" smiley faces.. because I am confused about this topic. Just wanted to let everyone know. thanks.

We had a pretty good time... I haven't been out to a club in awhile so those old songs are really all I got!.. It was pretty empty.. but we made the best of it.. We left there early.... and if you talk to Jill today.. she'll tell you about the whole fiasco that happened later that night..

I didn't know who you were until after we passed you guys.. by the time we walked passed again you weren't there anymore.. You have fun?