allishara

Im so sorry! I couldnt get out of bed! I was way too tired! Hope you had a GREAT night though... See you soon!!

Happy Birthday!

Check your PM's!

Im wondering if you remember me? You stayed at my house last year. Im Arthur's girlfriend (Katie)s friend. She told me that you and Allison were coming down with them!

WhenEVER you TYPE your posts LIKE this it MAKES ME so Dizzy. PLEASE step away fROm the ***CAPS LOck**~~* button.

= Ant He most certainly was! Add that to the 8 trillion things you can pick on him for!...LOL. I tapped Allen on the shoulder and screamed "can you tell the DJ to play Oochie Wally?... He goes "Oochie what-ie??" Guess he didnt know how ghetto I truley am...

Likewise....

Hey lady! I will most definetly be there on Thursday. Should be a fun night! I was hanging out with your man and Joseph this weekend. I think I asked him to request a song for me in the hip-hop room. He looked at me like I had 8 heads. Too funny.... See you thursday!

I say ban her.

I know this was post was brought out of the woodwork just to show that Laurie lied or whatever but I'll do it anyways.. 1. 21..... but act like Im 60 2. 5'2.... 5th graders are taller than me 3. Parliament Menthol Lights but only if Im really stressed or just really drunk. 4. I stick to beer. Anything else and I get wacky. 5. 2001 Volkswagen Cabrio Convertable

a HUGE F-U goes out to my idiot friend for letting her cheap no class boyfriend stay at our shore house for 7 weekends in a row absolutely FREE.... and not even a "thank you" in the end. Ignorant bastards. Another to my company for loosing tons of money in the market which results in having to be moved from the cozy Morristown office to the crappy Jersey City office. Cost cutting my ass. I wasnt the one who picked the stocks.

OUCH! Oddly Enough - Reuters Boy's Penis Stitched Back After Donkey Bite Thu Jul 25,11:01 AM ET RABAT (Reuters) - Surgeons have managed to stitch back a Moroccan boy's penis after it was bitten off by a donkey, the official MAP news agency reported Thursday. Professor Mouaad Mounir, chief urologist at Ibnou Toufail hospital in the southern city of Marrakesh, was quoted as saying the operation on the seven-year-old boy was carried out last week. He said the operation had taken 45 minutes and was successful. MAP did not say how the donkey managed to bite off the boy's penis. A source at the hospital confirmed the agency's report, but declined to give further details. Donkeys in Morocco are used for laborious work on farms and garbage collection and are often subject to harsh treatment.

Well arent you the jack of all trades! Sheesh!.... is there anywhere you DIDNT work? Im just kidding....

I know EVERY word to that movie - NO JOKE! Great sig you got too.... funny commercial "Honey.. this lipstick doesnt look like your shade.." I can quote all day. Damn, I need a hobby.

I'll pass on the message. We'll def. try to make it!

Hey Nimrod My kind of place, ehh?? If theres a comfy couch and a television set... then we're in business. And hey, Mr.Party all the time...I still want to be home by 1 o'clock the latest. Dont even think about keeping me there late. Damn kids and their loud music...lol. I think Im the youngest senior citizen alive. I'll call you later on tonight.

anyone ever been there? whats it like?... worth going?

"Whoooah Tommy.. I mean the way you tell a story.. its funny.." "HeHehe... I almost had him!!.. I dont know about you Henry, I think you might fold under questioning!..."

I couldnt agree with you more!! Its FAKE and UNATURAL!! You, my friend, were the one with the educated response... magiliRoidhead didn't.... same goes for fake tits.....

Niggaz be trippin....

Posting pics of people is a good idea... but whats up with the wierdo journal entries?

See you this weekend Joey...

I was going to take a vacation day.. but the market closes at 1 o'clock so it shouldn't be that bad. Still have time to get some sun when I get home.