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Totally! Which, in a way, is a good thing because this way we guys have the edge. If we want to date you longer, we just have to be crass, rude, not call you for a week, and forget your birthday and eye color. If we want you to go away, we just have to act sweet and bring you flowers for a while, and you'll be gone before we blink. Killer! I love manipulating people! ------------------ In G We Trust

Well I went on to join ACLU today, and definitely plan to write them and ask if they are doing anything about the cabaret license law (cause that's the deadliest weapon that Guiliani has). Even when his impotent ass gets kicked out of the mayor seat, that law needs to be canned. So there. I'm feelin bitchy today! ------------------ In G We Trust

Because it's SO MUCH FUN! Just kidding! That about says it. Usually it's the losers that have absolutely nothing attractive (not necessarily physically) about themselves, and therefore try to keep the girl at all costs. Keep on rebelling! ------------------ In G We Trust

That's a moot effort because the male members of ACLU have long conspired to keep cameras in women's bathrooms a top secret, to be passed on only to their sons upon their puberty. ------------------ In G We Trust

I know, dear! I'm sure that the correct answer must be chosen extremely carefully, taking into considerations as many factors as possible, such how much time has she already spent in front of the mirror, what size of a dress she is trying to squeeze into, what kind of women are going to be present at the function to be attended, and whether she has already found my Playboy collection... ------------------ In G We Trust

I joined the ACLU today! http://www.mediaeater.com/cameras/ ------------------ In G We Trust

You've omitted the most important one, which we guys really need help in understanding: Do I look fat? Yes, it's a question, whereas all of your examples were statements, but since there is no right answer, your enlightenment is requested. ------------------ In G We Trust

Even if you do prove that there's a direct relationship between boob size and apparent shoulder size (which you are certainly welcome to do! ), you wouldn't look like a linebacker. You would look like a linebacker with boobs, and there is a difference! ------------------ In G We Trust

I think that some club needs to hire a good lawyer and strike down the cabaret license law. That law is clearly unconstitutional and I cannot imagine that it would hold up in the State Supreme Court. Clubs make a shitload of money on $30-covers and $5-water bottles - you can hire an army of lawyers with that. ------------------ In G We Trust

You are not going to get arrested. Event if you missed a court date. If you now go to court and pay the ticket, it will be called a "Voluntary return from warrant" or something like that. A friend of mine did that for a drinking in public ticket and they didn't even raise her fine. ------------------ In G We Trust

I truly hope that reveling in your feminism brings you joy. ------------------ In G We Trust

Love is for a bunch of sappy babies! Real men avoid using the word "love" at all costs because it damages their masculine image. Just kidding! I'm sort of there myself. ------------------ In G We Trust

Jammy! You have not learned well. Have all my efforts gone to waste? You should say, "Hopefully you have a big bag of sugar crystals that you can pour into their gas tank so that it'll clog the fuel line", or "Hopefully you can figure out how to let the air of their tires", or "Hopefully you can find the brake fluid line to unplug so they crash and burn and GO TO HELL!" Waittanimute... my sensitivity training is wearing off! ------------------ In G We Trust

I bet it's that no one has had their lunchtime g-tini! ------------------ In G We Trust

In times of stress, nothing soothes like a cocktail. Geers! ------------------ In G We Trust

Aww... I can tell that someone from this board likes me! Uhuh! I feel the love! Anyway, the misogynistic desire to control and dominate women does not always equal the desire to simply have sex, and vice versa. I actually disagree with the "need" thing. My opinion? Maybe I am a real pervert, but the idea of paying someone, banging like cats, and then going about your own business has a certain appeal to me. And in fact I've read your posts and seemed that it would have an appeal to you as well. The closest I ever came to such a thing was blatantly getting girls drunk solely for the purpose of getting a one-night stand, and not hiding such intentions either. Yes, it worked; I have very fond memories of that night, and it had nothing to do with domination whatsoever - in fact, both of us have a great time. But then again, I might be a pervert! RESIDENT IS A PERVERT! RESIDENT IS A PERVERT! hee-hee-he-hee-hee! ------------------ In G We Trust

Well, I would have written something like this: "Dear Sir/Madam, Thank you for taking the time to read my note. I would greatly appreciate if in the future you would not park so closely to my car that I couldn't get in. Otherwise, I will find out where you live and not only kill you, but cut your head off and put it in my freezer so I'll never feel alone again. I also sincerely hope that you've arranged for a funeral rather than cremation so that I could dance on your grave. Have a nice day!" ------------------ In G We Trust

I'm fortunate enough to be free of schizophrenic episodes. There's only one me. ------------------ In G We Trust

Keyboards without the Caps Lock key. ------------------ In G We Trust

If you are virgins, what are all of yous doing on the sex forum? ------------------ In G We Trust

Kinky! ------------------ In G We Trust

YOU'RE A PUSSY! ? ------------------ In G We Trust

Maybe I am off the mark here, but some sickos become sickos because they've never had any luck with women, get all hung up and weird with that, and kind of spiral into their perversions deeper and deeper. Maybe if they could just get laid every once in a while that wouldn't happen. But of course, there are sickos that will always be sickos no matter what. And maybe I am just on crack. If prostitution were legal, at least these two terms would apply: control and competition. Control means that prostitutes would get tested every once in a while, and competition means... well, better prostitutes. No, it will not ever be 100% safe, but neither will smoking, driving a car, or becoming a police officer, all of which are voluntary risks that people are willing to take every day. Prostitution will go away when either one of the following takes place: a) men lose their sexual drives women become less uptight about having sex Of which, the timeframes are: a) when hell freezes over ??? ------------------ In G We Trust

There are statistics showing that the majority of gay people have, at some point in their lives, had hetero sex, most probably because of the pressure that the society had on them while they were trying to figure themselves out. I've known quite a few "true bisexuals", to whom the 50/50 guideline applies, and most were pretty whacked individuals - had their heads full of issues. ------------------ In G We Trust

Oh, come hold me darling... and share your sweet feminist dreams... ------------------ In G We Trust