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I saw a picture of her in some odd magazine, where she was sporting a little stomach roll action. Maybe she will follow Alicia Silverstone's suit... ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

After doing it so many times to others, I have finally incurred the wrath of... The 3AM Drunk/High/Etc Calling Spree! Without spilling the excruciating details, I promise not to do it to others anymore. ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier. [This message has been edited by resident (edited 04-16-2001).]

On second thought... I might get it just so that they hopefully stop harrassing me about my drivers license (picture all scratched up). And this isn't the first (and unfortunately not the last) time I've wasted 35 bucks... ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

Hey, just because I posted about it, doesn't mean that I think it's worth it! I posted for the discussion. It's supposed to automatically put you on the house <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> guestlist</A> (which closes at 2am) and guarantee (?) entrance before 4 am. I tend to avoid special occasions (like this weekend), and rarely go to Twilo before 2 am anyway, so to me it's pretty much worthless. ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

Well after all that whining, I went and got mine - #33! I was hoping to get something cool like 007, but... Anyway, my view on the tourist issue: I feel for them, but frankly I would rather have room for myself. ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

Has anyone else gotten that thing in their email? Are they worth it? Yea? Nay? Maybe? ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

Me? Stubborn? Nah... brooding? What a silly thought! self-centered? Not really. bullheaded.OPINIONATED.selfindulgent? Please. obstinate.obsessive? Try again. jealous and possessive? Lemme see... Nope! Gotcha! materialistic.inflexible.argumentative? Must we go on? ...but damn I am ExTrEnElY GoOd LoOkInG. Oh dear! ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

...or is it *crack* *bump* *crash* ? ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

Anyway youall, game for some AfterTwilo Photo Production around my neighborhood? I will direct - you know I'll be awake! Mario, you've seen the results... ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

Aww... well that doesn't make me a bad person, does it? ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

Courtesy of The Weather Channel: Saturday, Apr 14 Day Partly Cloudy Hi: 64 °F Wind: 11 mph Chance of Precip.: 20 % Avg. Humidity: N/A Night Partly Cloudy Lo: 43 °F Wind: 8 mph Chance of Precip.: 20 % Avg. Humidity: N/A Crack On / Crack Off ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

TWEAK ON tweak off ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

Yea, I thought I saw Risa walk by at some point! Well... where were youall at closing time? I was the monkey on crack that was dancing on the stage. Then I sat down for... oh, about fifteen minutes, and then got back to it. Personally I thought that DT got a little too experimental and weird (Yo, where's my "Blackout"?), but regardless, that night left me totally exhausted. If you left before closing, you've missed out on some totally cracked-out Japanese-amination-sounding track he played... only Danny! By the way, when the lights came on at closing, I found myself in a completely trashed beaten-down garage that Vinyl really is (you know that I say this with love). Maybe next time I'll leave just a few minutes before that happens so that the images of a crackhouse aren't my last memory of the night... ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

I really feel sorry for whoever played there on Saturday night, because from where he was you'd have a clear view of the stalls and... you don't want to know what goes on in those stalls on Saturday night! ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

Not functioning? Last Friday there was a dude in there, spinning like there wasn't ten guys peeing in front of him... I believe the speakers in the bathroom hallway are hooked up to his decks. ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

Can't I just call him on Sunday and say "Uh... I was in a g-hole..."? ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

Geers, buddy! ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

How about if I tell them that I had to be committed to drug rehab? ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

Maybe it's a sign that I am overworked, but I do find it the most mesmerizing and hilarious thing I have seen/heard this entire week. I just have one question... Where on God's green earth do you find something like this? ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

They've pried the RSVP out of me on the phone, but not in person. But hey, they're good ol' Southern stock, they can eat and drink my share. I, on the other hand, couldn't care less about the booze and food; in fact, the thought alone makes me nauseated. Oh well... I personally like the g-hole excuse best, but I still have a few hours to decide! ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

OK, here's the deal - a guy who I used to be good friends with but not anymore, is expecting me to attend his wedding tomorrow/Saturday. "I do not want to go" is an understatement of the month. I don't have excuses any more creative than "I got sick" for not going. Can anyone suggest anything better than that? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Weddings are for sappy babies, damn it. ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

I will not be joining you because I am being summoned back to Miami. Well sort of - I need to attend a wedding. You can tell that I am really excited about it. But have fun, y'all! ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

In "Fast Food Nation" (a very good eye-opening book by Eric Schlosser) the chicken mcnuggets are described as mechanically processed chicken mixed with starch-based stuff to hold it together. Yum. ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

Oh it's you again... when are you going to fry yourself by playing with a live wire? We'll give you that Darwin award if you would just shut up... ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.

I wouldn't bother with clubs in Hawaii. I went to a couple in Waikiki Beach and "suck" is pretty much a compliment to them. Save the clubbing for New York and enjoy something you only get in Hawaii - the nature. If you can make it to Kauai, it's definitely worth a trip - just be sure to stay a while. I spent about a week there last summer, and for the first three days I was twitching "Hey, where's the bars? WHat are we going to do tonight?" And starting on day four I descended into the island rhythm and it was SOOOO NICE! And then on the way back to LA, the cargo door seal of the airplane came loose (lost some cabin pressure and stuff like that), so they turned the plane back to Honolulu and we got to spend an extra night! ------------------ it's funny until somebody gets hurt. and then it's even funnier.