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An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has far too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble. Wait until you see the last one! DORMITORY When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM EVANGELIST When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT DESPERATION When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE MORSE CODE When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN 'EM ANIMOSITY When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY MOTHER-IN-LAW When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER SNOOZE ALARMS When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S A DECIMAL POINT When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE ELEVEN PLUS TWO When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA It can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

A female TV reporter went to have an interview with a farmer seeking the main cause of the Mad Cow disease. The Lady : Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information about the reason that causes Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea what might be the reason? The Farmer stared at the reporter and said, "Do you know that the bull fucks the cow once a year? The Lady (getting embarrassed): "Well sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease? The Farmer : Well Madam, do you know that we milk the cow four times a day? The Lady : Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point? The Farmer : I am getting to the point Madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits four times a day and only fucking you once a year, wouldn't you get mad? ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

LOL!!! Ron Jeremy, Peter North and Dirk Diggler. What about Reed Rockwell? It sucks to be a sidekick... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine. 10. All women are noisy fucks. 11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patients cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. Men don't have to beg. and finally... 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Tab of Omens, give me Rolls beyong Rolls... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Menace is the greatest ghetto movie ever!!! Best lines as well. "I said with cheese mothafucka!!!" ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

The lights in the Limelight rock. Best lightshow in the city. But where would they put them in Twilo? I say put them on top of the stairs that ClubPlanet owns!! Of course those stairs are owned by Myrlin and Ezdreamer but I don't think they would mind. Imagine those lights gleeming off of the disco ball? Can you say... "Can I have another hit please?" ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

1. The windows are tinted 2. The plane is sitting on gold rims 3. The stewardess's are all ex-Hammer dancers 4. First class, business class and coach is classified as: O.G.,Hustlers, and Playa Haters 5. Power windows for fly-by's 6. Pilot comes on the intercom and asks everybody for gas money 7. The intercom chimes "bling bling" prior to announcements instead> of "ding a ding" 8. Floating devices have patches! 9. Oxygen masks are turned into bongs 10. The pilot is doing doughnuts on the runway 11. The pilot has to check in with his parole officer before take off 12. The pilot needs a jump to start the plane 13. The stewardesses have on Fubu gear as their uniforms 14. Featured movies are "Booty Call," "I Got The Hook Up," and the Original "Shaft" 15. Served miniature forty ounces and pork skins 16. The plane has an AMG kit 17. You can pay for your tickets with food stamps or WIC vouchers 18. The black box is really a satellite TV de-scrambler 19. The seats are covered in plastic 20. Your flight got canceled cause the plane got repossessed! ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

ooOOOOhhHHHHHHHHH ssSShHHIITT!!!! nice picture I might have to steal that and use that as my sig ya know but there's 1 thing missing.....my man Minnie ME!!!! There's no stealing on Clubplanet... Sharing is caring ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

2 because Dr. Evil is the shit!!!! Minime stop humping the "laser". ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Do the Math... ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. MEMORY Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. APPEARANCE Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. COMPREHENSION There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures [This message has been edited by ricfutures (edited 03-07-2001).]

R I C F U T U R E S ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

"The problem with Scottland is that there are too many Scotts..." Maximus would kick Wallace's Glutious Maximus... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

D'OH!!! I meant 180, sorry guys. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

I was dead tired at Limelight and needed an upper besides the usual treats. Asked for a Redbull and they gave me 150 instead. Worked like a charm. So what do you prefer? I'm a 150 fan, doesn't taste as good but it does the job. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

The only advantages that DSL has is that it's not shared and you can get a higher upload speed, I.E. you can send information out quicker. I have Road Runner and it is faster than my T1 at work in regards to opening up web pages etc... If you are a Time Warner Cable customer then it is only $35 a month. Sometimes I download shit at +300kbs. Verison is the worst DSL provider and in fact they are getting sued for there service or lack there of. If it's to download songs, play games and surf the web, cable is the way to go. If you are going to host a server for games or a site, you may want to spend more cash and go with asymetrical DSL. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

RAVER CHICKS!!! CLUB CHICKS!!! RAVER CHICKS!!! CLUB CHICKS!!! ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Ahhh.... yes.... The many wonderful flavors of house. This is going to be a phat night... CrystalMeth, first drinks and shots are on me dude. Been waiting for this night since Aztec mentioned it. Cya Friday. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys 'R Us kid, there's a million things at Toys 'R Us that I can play with. From bikes to trains to video games, it's the biggest toy store there is... GEE WIZZ!!! I don't wanna grow up cause maybe if I did, wouldn't be a Toys 'R Us kid. More games more toys oh boy!!! I wanna be a Toys 'R Us Kid. 26 yrs young and like Puffy once said... "I thought I told that we won't stop..." ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures [This message has been edited by ricfutures (edited 02-26-2001).] [This message has been edited by ricfutures (edited 02-26-2001).]

WTF DOES THIS SHIT MEAN AND WTF IS IT ABOUT? ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures [This message has been edited by ricfutures (edited 02-26-2001).]

D'OH!!!!! ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Hidiley ho everyone. Just wanted to welcome our new neighbor to our goshdility good time clubplanet. His name is nurfburger and he is AOK in my book. Oakaley Doakaley everyone, let's give him a warm clubplanet welcome. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Make that 2 with a lime please... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She gets completely upset. "You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You had better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids." ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Took the words right out of my mouth... One day, when I was in high school, we were up in some chicks penthouse (parents were away). We were so stoned and didn't want to go to the store. My friends asks, "do you wear tampons?" We're like, WTF does that have to do with rolling shit up?!!! Sure enough... That was classic shit. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures