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Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting public house regulars to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called "beer", that is essentially in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking statistic is that beer is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a "beer" or two for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. However, if you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory creatures administering them, there are male support groups with venues in every suburb where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with a bunch of similarly affected like minded guys. For the nearest venue to you just look up "Pub" in the yellow pages. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Exit, Club one51, Copacana (latin, house, hip hop and reggae though) My house if you gonna have that many chicks with you, (j/k im spoken for already) Hope I could help dude. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

LET'S PROTEST AGAINST THE SHITTY BANDWIDTH!!!! Anyone ever see the movie PCU? ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Didn't mean to offend anyone by the title. Growing up in an urban setting I have used to term "Nigga" with much love to all my peeps. Being one of Latino decent, I am the last person to be using words in a derogatory manner. Call me ghetto if you like, but all the people on this board are "Niggas". Glad tou liked the content though. I did find this pretty humorous. And in the immortal words of Old Dirty Bastard, "I'm out..." ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Congrats bro!!!! Hey, anyone ever see that HBO special, Pimps Up, Hoes Down? Funniest shit ever... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

1. Long hair is not the most important factor. Some short hairstyles are bangin`, short dicks ain`t. Get your priorities straight, stumpy. 2. Definition of a gold-digger: Former innocent, loyal, sweet, heartbroken girl who has come to the conclusion that men just don`t give a fuck about women and have nothing to offer besides dick, and money. Dick disappoints sometime, money never 3. Just cause your loyal girlfriend forgave you for cheating, it doesn`t mean things will remain the same. Newsflash: Any cute male "friend" that she may have has now moved up a few knotches, playa. 4. Big titties can`t suck a good dick. Nuff` said. 5. If she`s mad cool, the two of you always get along with no arguments, and kicking it with her is like kicking it with yur boys, keep up the good work. You haven`t pissed her off yet. 6. Girls can fuck you and keep it movin` too. Stop thinkin` that if you fuck with us we`re gonna catch feelings. Ain`t nobody thinking about you nigga. Our boyfriend was just acting up that week. 7. The REAL freaks aren`t the loud, obnoxious, promiscuous, titties hangin` out, tight everything on, excessive makeup wearing girls who emulate chics in a Jay-Z video. Nah, she`s the QUIET one with the sweatsuit, sneaks, ponytail, makeup-less face, doin` her, just chillin`. That unsuspecting, "plain" chic will have you thinking your dick will fall off if she leaves. Not to mention, kick one of them obnoxious bitches` asses. 8. Real freaks keep their shit undercover because if every nigga knew how good her shit was and how easily she gives in to tempatation, her coochie would wear out like a stretched rubber band. We all know how many times you gotta wrap that sucker around before it holds tight. 9. Just because a girl gives you her phone number that day, doesn`t mean she expects to hear from you that night. Pretend like you have a life. 10. Shouting obscenities at a girl just because she DIDN`T RESPOND to your, "Yo shorty", (when you`re shorter than her), or your "Ma, Ma, Ma",(when you ain`t her fuckin` son), or to "Damn! girl!" (when she`s with her man),only makes you look EXTRA stupid. All that cursin` while she`s walking away...you still think she`s fine, nigga. 11. If you want to mess around with the next chic, just tell your girl. She`s not gonna drop dead from sadness. She might drop on her knees though...to thank God for giving her the opportunity to mess with that cute guy at school/work/the grocery store/next door/on the train/on the bus/on the UPS truck/ex she use to mess with/friend of yours that`s tryin` to get with her on the low/ etc. etc. nigga. 12. You don`t choose the girl you want to be with. By the time you even recognize her, she has already, loved you, kissed you, touched you, sucked you, fucked you, played you, and thought of a way to drop you, for that other nigga whose eyein` her too. 13. Men swear that girls resort to masturbation like they do. If a girl says she doesn`t play with her shit, it is conceivable. When we get horny, we call a nigga. As women, we have more sex appeal, more seductive tactics to trap guys, and therefore more options than guys. And, our options never have their period and are ALWAYS ready to fuck. With so little resistance from you all, why play with our own shit? 14. A girl`s love and trust is like tissue. Once you`ve shit on it, you will never get it back to it`s original state. 15. ATTENTION ALL NIGGAS, STOP GIVING FLOWERS WHEN YOU FUCK UP: Flowers don`t make amends for all your wrongs. If anything, they remind us of the course of the relationship: at first it`s colorful, bright, and blooming everyday. Then it dries out, crumbles, and disintegrates until it`s dead.Now it`s time for some new flowers, if you know what I mean. 16. Girls don`t dress up and look attractive to impress guys. We do all that extra shit to make us happy. We could have a rag on our head, no teeth, and one leg, but if our ass or titties are big, we could still bag one of you fools. Why dress up unnecessarily? 17. Oh yeah, those girls in the video? THEY DON`T WANT YOU. You better pay attention to the girl sittin` next to your droolin` ass. 18. If a girl claims that you`re sexually harassing her, you`re ugly. Plain and simple. Sexual harassment is based solely on how attractive or unattractive the so called "harasser" is. Like a girl is gonna press charges because Allen Iverson told her she had a nice ass. 19. When her girl calls your house and leaves a message on your answering machine, blowin` up your spot when she knows you live with your girl, you`re quick to call her a dumb bitch. No. Dumb bitches hang up and pray that you eventually break up with your girl for some miraculous reason. 20. When you really have a chic`s heart, and you really have her open, she`s sucking your dick. If she ain`t doin` that, go re-evaluate yourself playa. She ain`t open. 21. If a girl is sucking your dick and you`re not even eating the pussy, and she ain`t complaining, don`t brag to your boys and laugh cause you think you`re the man. Another nigga is handlin` what you`re scared to do. Ha!Ha! 22. Just cause a girl introduces you to her parents, doesn`t mean she`s serious about you. It`s just that her parents keep sweatin` her because they want to see the face of the person giving booty calls waking up the entire house at 3am in the fuckin` morning every night. 23. Just because you spent a couple of nights at your girl`s apartment, doesn`t mean you live with her. Take your dirty draws home and wash them yourself. And stop tryin` to leavesigns of your presence. Other niggas drop by too. 24. When you interrupt our making out to get up for a sudden bathroom run, we know you`re jerking off to get rid of that inital nut. If she doesn`t know, it`s because she hasn`t caught a nigga yet. 25. Do you really think we don`t know when you`re on the phone with some chic? Nuff` said. 26. If your girl is always asking about how one of your friends is doing, she`s doing one of four things: dreaming about being with him, wishing she met him before she met you, considering sleeping with him after the two of you break up, or sleeping with him already. 27. Just because you honk your horn at a girl and she turns to look at you, it doesn`t mean that she`s diggin` you. It`s because she`s in the street and you honked your horn. Basic reflex is to turn and look. Drive on genius. 28. When you don`t call your girl, compliment your girl, take your girl out, romance your girl, adorn your girl with flowers and gifts, but you`re still able to call her "your girl"...it`s because someone else is calling your girl, complimenting your girl, taking your girl out, romancing your girl, adorning your girl with flowers and gifts, and has people thinking that`s "his" girl, fool. 29. Once you forget her birthday, she may forgive you, but she will never forget it. It WILL come back to haunt you one day. 30. Motels are not romantic. The idea of lavish surroundings to a girl consist of more than just whether or not a bed is available. 31. If your girl has a baby daddy, he can get ass anytime he want, no matter what she tells you. 32. You`ll NEVER be able to understand, figure out, outsmart, out think, pull as many girls as she does guys, out talk, out argue, or out love a girl. It just isn`t possible. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

I'm there with a bunch of my peeps... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Hey I just search the web for whatever I'm interested in through Yahoo or Dogpile. I always seem to find what I'm looking for. Hope I could help... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12 inch erection,and he was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of noseplugs. Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked,"What are those for?" The old man replied, "There are just two thingsI can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming,...and the smell of burning rubber!" ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Thema or Louise? Push... Burt or Ernie? Burt... (height advantage) Michael Keaton or George Clooney? Clooney... all the chicks would fight for him...) Sonny or Cher? Sonny... (political power...) Serena or Venus? Venus... (love will triumph...) Henry Winkler or Ron Howard? The Fonz.. (hey......) Laverne or Shirley? Push... Christopher Reeves or Christopher Walken? Superman... (he can fly...) ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Got Vicks? ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (hardly seems worth it) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (Yuk!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Not still over that pig thing.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. (Creepy!) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life. Quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste their own feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew...? Who cares!) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig?) ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Dude I have a kick ass set up in my crib. Everything Sony. You have to get a reciever with at least 400 watts, 100 per channel, and if you are ging to get DVD's, 5.1 is a must. The Klips are awesome especially if they are THX certified. I choose to go with Sony because there a more sound fields than the Yamaha, I had a Yamaha about a year ago, and you alter the amount of mid range, bass, treble, etc... to each speaker. Yamaha's tend to be a bit underpowered and if you want a 400 - 500 watt reciever from them it will run you approx $500 and up. You can get a great Sony reciever with all of the above for like $300 - $350. You have to get 5 speakers and a subwoofer. As far as the fron left and right go, you want some nice speakers cause those little cube speakers do good for movies, but suck for music. Center channel can vary and the rears should handle approx, 120watts. Subwoofer is up to you. I have AR's in the rear. Hope I can help. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

What's this ease Rick into nonsense going on? The pic is awesome Casey. Mitchell has some serious talent going on there... Missed you on Friday Casey!!! We understand what happened, but next time you are obligated to go out for a bender!!! Hey, I think we should do the Spanish food thing after the next Korean night. Anyway, much love to you all... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Got that info for you. Get me on AIM ASAP. AIM: Ricfutures ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Lesson number one A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson number two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. Lesson number three: When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, " We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit! Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Ok, so if there should be racial profiling then why aren't caucasians included? Case in point: Jeffrey D., Charles Manson, Ted Kazinsky, etc... Need I say more? So before you I beat you upside the head with my racial pig stick, I suggest you watch it. Oh... and btw, you fucked with me the minute you sounded off on Yuhwoo. So if you are asking for a confrontation with her, it's "gotz" to go through me buddy... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

I feel so left out... He didn't say spic? See, we never get any publicity!!!! Who the hell is this RichSuede anyway? Ah.. that's right!!!! I don't know any ignorant people, just ignore them... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Hey, there are a ton of beautiful people on this board but they are not judged by their looks but rather on their personality. That's the friggen point this board anyway. Aren't we all tired of physical barriers that keep us from having fun? I have fun with a person who has a good attitude, not because they look good. Who cares about a beauty contest? I don't post here to see who is the prettiest, I post here to have fun. The minute looks get in the way we fuck it all up. So lets have drinking contests, etc... but don't judge based on looks. The minute that happens I will never post here again... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Hey, there are a ton of beautiful people on this board but they are not judged by their looks but rather on their personality. That's the friggen point this board anyway. Aren't we all tired of physical barriers that keep us from having fun? I have fun with a person who has a good attitude, not because they look good. Who cares about a beauty contest? I don't post here to see who is the prettiest, I post here to have fun. The minute looks get in the way we fuck it all up. So lets have drinking contests, etc... but don't judge based on looks. The minute that happens I will never post here again... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

I think you guys are missing the whole point of the club scene... Whether or not you are a juicehead is pointless. Whether or not you can dance is pointless. We go to clubs to have fun in whatever way we want. If it means doing drugs, dancing, picking up girls etc... So what if juiceheads are dancing with girls? Some girls like big guys like that. To each their own I always say. There are plenty of girls, which is evident by this thread, that don't like juicers. But does that mean that they shouldn't be around? Hell no. That is a clear cut form of prejudice. I am in no means a juicehead nor do I care to be one. But you can't exclude or be upset at someone because of how they look or because they can't dance. When I go to Twilo I hardly dance. I can dance ok, not bad enough to make myself look foolish, but that's the way I have fun there. There are so many women out there you shouldn't care about the few who do like the juicemen. I am very secure with who I am. Enough to say, even though that guy may "look better than me", I could still probably intigue a woman enough with my personallity. It sounds like this thread is one out of jealousy when it shouldn't be. I didn't mean that to offend anyone but rather to make you take a look at the beautiful things that lie within yourself. Thejuicers may look great on the outside, but if you are a nice, genuine person, that looks a hell of alot better than muscles. Again, I understand that in this day and age image is everything, but it only lasts so long... Personality stays with you forever... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

I think you guys are missing the whole point of the club scene... Whether or not you are a juicehead is pointless. Whether or not you can dance is pointless. We go to clubs to have fun in whatever way we want. If it means doing drugs, dancing, picking up girls etc... So what if juiceheads are dancing with girls? Some girls like big guys like that. To each their own I always say. There are plenty of girls, which is evident by this thread, that don't like juicers. But does that mean that they shouldn't be around? Hell no. That is a clear cut form of prejudice. I am in no means a juicehead nor do I care to be one. But you can't exclude or be upset at someone because of how they look or because they can't dance. When I go to Twilo I hardly dance. I can dance ok, not bad enough to make myself look foolish, but that's the way I have fun there. There are so many women out there you shouldn't care about the few who do like the juicemen. I am very secure with who I am. Enough to say, even though that guy may "look better than me", I could still probably intigue a woman enough with my personallity. It sounds like this thread is one out of jealousy when it shouldn't be. I didn't mean that to offend anyone but rather to make you take a look at the beautiful things that lie within yourself. Thejuicers may look great on the outside, but if you are a nice, genuine person, that looks a hell of alot better than muscles. Again, I understand that in this day and age image is everything, but it only lasts so long... Personality stays with you forever... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Let it be known that I will bring out my exceptional "GHETTOFABULOUS" spade skills next time we decide to play again!!!! Blue Angel and Mitchell, you missed a great second half of the evening but I wanted to thank you guys for showing me how to eat Korean food. It is a MUST for anyone who has never tried it before!!!! YUMMY!!!! So next time BA & M will have to hang out later. Cryst and LEE, thanks so much for a great loungy evening, We will team up and take all of Yuhwoo's books this time. Great Friday guys!!!!! Here's the book you guys are going to need after I kick all your asses next time... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

This has been a friggen miserable day for me too guys. Thankfully I will be treated to some Korean cuisine later this evening. Nothing like stuffing you face to put a bad day behind you... *HOMER EATING* aaamph... amph, amph, amph... Later on if I don't don't feel better I have a ton of drinks and look like this... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures