ricfutures

You are a woman after my own heart... I can never get tired of watching the Dark Crystal. Best Puppet movie ever!!!!! FUCK THE MUPPETS!!!... except "Aminal" hehe... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

That fucking banner ad is pissing me off. I refuse to click on that shit cause I would rather hit my monitor with a friggen baseball bat. So say no to the monkey!!!!! ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

I was really hoping that the "BEAVERS" would "SNATCH" the National Championship this year. Unfortunately, the quarterback was too busy staring at the "TIGHTEND" and the "WIDERECEIVER" couldn't catch a case of herpes if he jumped into a pool of it... I'll be pulling for them next year but they "CUNT" afford to make the same mistakes again. My hats off to the Sooners. I guess there will be a big "HOE" down in Oklahoma tonight... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Cast Away was a great film and Tom Hanks was... well... Tom Hanks. Unbreakable was brilliant. Put your money in Cast Away and try to sneak into Unbreakable. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

I think you set the record for the most posts in the shortest amount of time. Congrats man. At least you have alot of intelligent things to say. The walking toy store is now a god... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

He saved the market today, right? Well whover did that gets a pat on the back... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Keep your head up sweety!!!! The day is almost over and the weekend is almost upon us. Besides, we're hanging out on Friday, you're gonna break me in on the Korean Food thing. I can't wait. So cheer up. Here's something that the doctor ordered... P.S- GOOD LOOKING OUT on New Years with that blow-pop!!!!! I saved my jaw!!!! ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures [This message has been edited by ricfutures (edited 01-03-2001).]

I didn't get a chance to thank everyone of you guys that I spent New Years with so I want to take this moment to do so. I had a Fuckin blast and Suniel deserves a round of applause for coming through like that. Much love to everyone and I wish all of you guys the best in 2001. We all plan to party harder this year but lets all remember to be safe. Everyone here makes this board special. So lets have a blast and I will see all of you, who I consider my friends, very soon. P.S.- My resolution was to post more... hehe ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Penis breath, a lover's dread Is what you get when you give head Unpleasant as it tends to be Be grateful that he doesn't pee It's times like this, you wonder why you bothered reaching for his fly But it's too late, can't be a tease Accept the facts, get on your knees You know you've got a job to do So open wide and shove it through Lick the tip then take it all Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl Slide up and down, use your tongue And feel the precum start to run So when the fuck's he gonna cum Just, when you can't take anymore You hear your lover's mighty roar And when he hits that real high note You feel it oozing down your throat Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff Okay, already that's enough Let's switch you say, before you gag And what's your revenge, your on the rag. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

STANLEY...like the power tool... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

These club shootings have nothing to do with "socio-economics". We live in a city in which our club scene is composed of mostly ignorant people. Most clubs play music that bring out "RAW", evil emotion in form or another. Whether it be hip-hop, trance or techno. Have you ever listened to a beat that made you feel hard? Of course... How you react to music all depends on how weak minded you are. If you do not know how to control "rage" then you will react accordingly. Everyone has the capacity to shoot a gun or beat someone to a pulp. Case in point... Have you ever been so angry with someone that you said, "I want to kill him or knock them out?" Sure... But how you decide to pursue that emotion depends on the individual. Also, take a look at the shootings that happened at the Tunnel about a year or so back. The gunman was a 19 year old male Italian from New Jersey. So can we say that all these shootings are caused by Italians as well? Hell no. These incidents are caused by nothing more than ignorance. Race plays no factor. Music should play no factor as well but when you get a weak minded individual that is influenced by lyrics, it doesn't matter what race they are. Case in point... "COLUMBINE, CO." I didn't see any black people or hip-hop in any of the news footage over there... So lets leave race and hip-hop out of violence cause Charles Manson, Jeffrey D., Ted Kasinsky, etc... weren't black, and didn't seem like the type to be in Puff Daddy's next video... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

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Taurus' rule... all other signs get on your knees and show some respect... May 10th ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Roly99 has the best sig by far... Hey ROLY? Where the hell is mine?!!!!!! LOL. You da man dude!!!! ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Sorry that I have been AFK for a while. I have been real busy at work. I haven't forgotten about y'all so I wanted to say hi to everyone. I heard the Wed. meet-up was great, i wish i had been there. Regardless, I will see you guys soon. Much love to all my board addicts!!! ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find >ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, >thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. > > Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer >magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had > one son, Jack. > > In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple >produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull >Schitt, > and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.Against her parents' objections, >Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. > >After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.Noe Schitt later >married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she >wanted to keep her previous name.She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. > >Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a >rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six >children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout >childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual >ceremony. > >The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens >nuptials. > > The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.Bull Schitt, the >prodigal son, left home to tour the world.He recently returned from Italy >with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. > >Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them. > > Sincerely, > >Crock O. Schitt ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Is that from that cartoon that the cat gets the whistle that throws the ,eow and keeps fucking with that dog? THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT!!!!!! MEOW HAHAHAHAHAHA MEOW!!!! HAHAAH Well if it isn't I sure look like an ass... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

20. After you request sex she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in." 19. Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass. 18. Actually answers when you ask "Who's your daddy?" 17. Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitaire. 16. Only moans during commercial breaks. 15. Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay. 14. Keeps trying to set you up with her friends. 13. Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York. 12. You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show. 11. Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead. 10. During the act, she actually yelled out, "Oh, Baby, Yadda, Yadda,Yadda." 9. Has suddenly started making you pay in advance. 8. Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a wav file. 7. Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too. 6. Keeps asking "Are you SURE you're not gay?" 5. Boredom? So that's why she keeps deflating.... 4. Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along. 3. Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better. 2. She yells out her own name. 1. Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

When you want it back let me know... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Let's all meetup in the winter room at 1:30. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Roger that... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Anytime sweety!!!!! You are the bomb, next meetup is must for you. Even if I have to trek out there but naked!!!!! Mmmmm... may be not. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

I had the sickest buzz going on throught the entire night. Consumed way too much alcohol in a short amount of time. I thought that I was going to be sick in TWILO, had a Fuckin blast!!!!!!!! I remember everyone for some strange reason. msoprano, remember what's gonna happen to you and you boys when you go down to D.R. right? You're all sick fucks!!! ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Crazy shit dude!!! ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures