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Oh well next tuesday it is... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

I have the PHATTEST ride of them all and I know all you dudes sweat it and all you ladies get panty sweats over it. Let me see how humid those Victoria Secretions get when I pull up in this bad boy. It's got MAD seats and a ton of legroom and it'll get ya where ya gotz to go!!! And you don't even have to worry about parken it 'cause the chauffeur will bring it right back. In fact, I gotz about a hundred of dem going all over the place with my personal drivers always lookin for me. And it's so high tech, you don't even need keys. Just a card. And there ain't no traffic lights, this silver limo rides UNDERGROUND... Gentz get your napkins out and ladies cross yer legz. Peep out these phat wheels that I be ridin... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Sounds good. I'll be there about 7:15 so 7:30 is perfect. It does get somewhat crowed over there but not that early. See you there bro. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Just wanted to see how many people are meeting me at the Copa tonight. Meet-up is at 8:30 by the coat check in the English section. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Well, they actually clear the dining tables at around 7:45 - 8:00 so 8:30 will be fine for the meet-up. Just so you guys know, the place stays open till late. I typically leave between 11:00 and 12:00 and the place is still pumpin'. Jilly, I know you are going to be off the hook in there. I remember you telling me that your parents used to live in that place. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

HERE IT IS!!! THE FIRST OFFICIAL COPA THREAD!!!!!! *AND THE CROWD GOES WILD* So it's Tuesday, Feb. 6th. Get there before 8pm and it's $5, afterwards $10. Again, dress to impress so ladies whip out those prom dresses and gents dust off the tuxes. j/k. Lets do the Meet-Up at 9pm at the coat check in the english section. The Bar is like 20 feet away and it doesn't get too crowded in that section. Can't wait to see everyone all geared up. Hope to see everyone there. Go to: www.copacabanany.com ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be open minded. Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock? A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego... A. "Is it in?" Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows. Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean. Q. What's the biggest fish in the world? A. A whore, if you catch one you can eat her for months. Q. Whats the difference between parsley and pussy? A. Nobody eats parsley. Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy? A. Kermits Finger Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

okay, SOMEone's bored. how are you frank? (it's mia by the way ) ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures [This message has been edited by ricfutures (edited 01-31-2001).]

I Would Rather Die of Thirst Than Drink From the Cup of Mediocrity... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Who here knows Picasso's real last name? Hint, it's my last name... If you know me, then you know it. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky tastes; knows exactly what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is interested, she'll send YOU a drink. Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is ... this should be an easy target. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk ... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad! Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut: Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. White Zinfandel: He's gay ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and that and the subject finally got around to sex. The first old lady said she enjoyed sex now just as much as ever. The second old lady was surprised and asked her what her secret was. The first old lady said when she hears her husband pulling the car into the garage she hurries and takes a shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. When her husband comes into the bedroom, he gets turned on and has his way with her. The second old lady decides to try this approach. So that night when she heard her husband coming home, she takes a quick shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. Her husband comes into the bedroom, takes one look and says, "For God's sake Maude, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you're starting to look like an asshole!" ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

The husband emerged from the bathroom naked, and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," the husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my pecker with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Like you need to be mentioned? j/k Sorry bro. Thanks for keeping me company while my mind was up on the ceiling bro. I have to email you my shit dude. Thanks man!!!! My mind was a BLLLUUURRR!!!! ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Digweed was on fuckin point on Friday!!! That was the best time that I ever had at Twilo and I didn't even move from the friggen stairs!!!! WTF!!! So being a newbie to this type of music, I was told by Myrlin and Shadowchaser that he was playing "Techno-House". I need to find a CD or something with the set that he played on Friday. So anyone that can hook me up or know where I can get it from Napster please let me know. I know for certain that I don't like trance. The first 3 hours were insane. I wan't to give a shot out to Yuhwoo, Myrlin, Shadowchaser, Ezdreamer aka: GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY!!!, TRIPPINTRANCE, TRANSLUCENT, Missincognitto for being a FUCKIN LIAR!!!! lol. All you animals know who you are that were there. Thanks for the best night a Twilo. Oh btw... SASHA WHO? ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say: "Red....................cherry" "Yellow.................lemon" "Green.................lime" "Orange...............orange" Finally, the professor gave all the children honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste."Well" he said,"I'll give you a clue.It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and then yelled, "Everybody spit them out ---they're assholes!!!!" ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis? A. His body. Q. Why do little boys whine? A. Because they're practicing to be men. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Q. Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they're born? A. To knock the penises off the smart ones. Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions. Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A. Because not one will stop and ask directions. Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A. To stop the snoring before it starts. Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one. Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common? A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch! Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q: What is the difference between men and women... A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Why anyone would want to alter a Mercedes is beyond me but if you must, go to a place called TECHNICAR on 48th st. and 11th ave. This guy works alone and does work on high end cars. He's done work for the likes of FunkMaster Flex and Kendal Gill to name a few. I've seen the work and it is nothing short of flawless. He puts radar detectors into rear view mirrors. He also measures the accoustic properties of each car and determines where each speaker should be, etc... you want it, he'll do it. Only open on weekdays though. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

W H I S K E R B I S C U T ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Jesse's Press Statement: The Rough Draft This is no time for evasions, denials or alibis, The rainbow ended between her thighs. I fully accept responsibility and will pay restitution For using donor money to finance prostitution. I am truly sorry for the way I acted, But more so for not using a prophylactic. Please allow me to express heartfelt contrition For my unwanted commission of an elicit emission, As I employed the missionary position. Please forgive my misdirection, For I was thinking with my erection And did not use any protection. And in retrospection, Gave that girl a nine month infection With my hot beef injection. Finally, I ask you to believe When I hit that booty I did not perceive The crap would hit the fan and that ho would conceive. Had I known that she was in a state of ovulation, I would not have participated in copulation, But rather would have settled for oral stimulation. Now please accept my apology, AND SEND THAT CHECK TO THE COALITION .. ASAP! Sincerely, Reverend Jesse ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Myrlin you have no fucking choice, if I'm going you have to go... OK!!!! Looks like the 6th it is. I will designate a time and place to meet up inside. Can't wait to see everybody in their "jiggy-fly" gear... P.S- Myrlin, my place is yours... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Since a couple of us Latinos and Latinas were interested in doing a meet-up at a Latin Club, here is the official post. Tuesday is the best night there. They have a buffet and admission $5 bucks before 8pm and $10 after. Live Latin bands, hip-hop, deep Latin house and reggae room. Freestyle for all you old schoolers. DRESS TO IMPRESS!!!! This is not TWILO OR EXIT!!! WEAR your b-day suites in need be. So vote here for the date: Jan 30th or Feb. 6th. If you guys would prefer a weekend let me know and I'll start a new thread... Come one and come all... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Tuesdays are great. I'm up for next week if you guys are up for it. Feb 2nd we have the dinner meet-up so I don't know if that's available. Fuck this, I know how to get this started... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Take it from me, before getting on this board I lived at Latin clubs. The Copa is the best spot in the city. Latin Quarters is a chicken head spot with thugs. I am Latin and choose to be amongst mature Latins if I go to a Latin club. Copa hands down. Let me know if you want to have a CNYC meet-up there cause I would love to do it... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Feb. 2nd will be better. S&D requires alot of energy. Will have to rest before hand. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures