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1,000 posts! and honorably, without postwhoring! yay for shorty !!!

i hear ya, merriest, but i should have stressed that number 3, "don't go to pretentious places," is the most important. i've spent 3 years here as an adult, and i have NEVER gone to a club that required that anyone be on a list; it just gave one cheaper or earlier admission.

one should never make decisions for anyone else. giving our friends and family freedom of choice is one of the most loving things we do. tune in tomorrow.

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i just saw the end of it, and i'm pissed about the cliffhanger ending. i know that almost all shows do that, but it doesn't make them any less of bastards for doing it. i'm glad they sent AVA packing. the whole transsexual thing was a little far-fetched, though. but why she was still with matt and his michael jackson-looking face is beyond me . that damn carver mask is gonna give me bad dreams again .

yeah, merriest - i dunno where you were going, but they were the wrong places. that's never happened to me. if a bigger-named dj is coming to town (like digweed or even seb fontaine - two that were here in recent weeks), i always buy tickets in advance and arrive relatively early. but if i just wanna go out, i go to no-bullshit places, and relatively early. if you try to go to a snooty place, and at midnight, there are gonna be issues. so, my tips: 1. buy in advance if it's a big dj 2. look or call in advance (sometimes all you need to do is call THE CLUB) for guestlists 3. don't go to pretentious places and that's all !

well, my computer is finally fixed, thanks to my friend ervin, an IT genius. i was seriously pissed off at my damn dell . i'm back and hopefully won't have any more problems! now, for today's column: in baseball, one should never write any team off, no matter how far behind it is. this is a variation of "it's not over till the fat lady sings," i guess, but i've seen it in action a lot recently, and baseball's been really exciting. fair-weather-fans and non-believers, however, put out some nasty karma . tune in tomorrow!!! *go, angels!!!

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thanks, vic !

silly as it sounds, a dance break can brighten up one's workday ! tune in tomorrow.

are you referring to the guy to whom you introduced me at the beginning of the night? the guy who was sloshed at about 11? he was nice, but drunkitty-drunk ! he asked me if i'm british, 'cause i had "a british flag on my shirt." you may recall that i didn't ... just ribbin' ya, i'm sure he must be a lovely fellow when he's sober .i'm lucky that my friends and i never leave before our dj finishes his/her set. you are so right about those gogo girls; they always look so bored . they weren't chicks i'd ever seen, though; one of them had some straight-up 'ho moves i'd never witnessed in person before . where did they get those girls, anyway? at one point, my friend ervin pointed at them and said, "i didn't order that!" i'd love to see you up there, looking like you're having fun, the way you always do, when i see you . yay for shortystar!!! if you ever need a reference for anything, put me down. can't wait for next time!

it's all right, flipstylez; clubplanet is slow sometimes. just be patient with it . thanks so much for the reviews !!!

thanks, howie! glad you had a good time, and that he didn't disappoint!

sometimes all one needs to turn a bad day at work around is some good music . tune in tomorrow.

cuba

yes, notallthere, this shit happens way too often. i don't understand why guys want to have sex with girls who aren't entirely willing participants. besides it being wrong, i think it would be totally unsexy and unsatisfying.

i don't understand the fourth choice (???), but i really don't think one should quit one's job without having another one waiting. i've had my piece of shit job for almost three years now, i HATE it, but i won't leave till i have another steady source of income on which to depend.

last night was our first trip to godskitchen. i had no predjudices till i got there and saw the marquee, which read: "gods kitchen." i thought, "this place has been open for a few weeks, and they haven't figured out that it's one word? not a good sign..." but when we got inside, the opening dj was actually pretty good - not the standard "when's the real dj coming on?" crap - and we liked the layout. the rooftop is really open, giving it a very refreshing feel, and the view is of all of hollywood --- just gorgeous. well, maybe it is for me more than other people; i miss the city and it made me feel at home. but my friends liked that the sky was right above our heads; being up so high was exhilarating. and if the place had ever gotten too hot, it would have been perfect for a cool-down. but there were no climate-control issues, the dancefloor is big and open, there are couches on the side of the room, and the wait at the bar wasn't terrible, though the drinks were ENORMOUSLY overpriced. my only complaint was that the floor provides too much resistance to your shoes when you wanna dance --- kinda like your high school gym floor. but that's minor. then, who should smack me on the ass but our own shortystar ! i didn't realize she works for godskitchen. but she always makes a party more fun with her sparkling little self; i'm so glad we ran into you, shorty, as always ! but on to seb, a great set. he had some pounding beats and loads of chunky basslines --- stuff that forces one to dance. he gave us no choice. vocals to keep us listening closely, strong melodies, too... he really had it all... well-rounded. and they were selling his not-yet-released 2-cd album for only $15. sheesh. i don't know what else to say, but that he retained his place on my top ten with flying colors . my best friend turned to me last night at some point and said, "i'm in love with seb fontaine." i don't know if i'd go that far, but there certainly was love in my heart and feet last night .

sorry for my absence, all; my computer has been down ... i communicate now from my roommate's, and will be as i can till at least thursday. boo ...... you think clubplanet is slow? try it when your computer has parasites and maybe viruses ... and the column today is totally unrelated. if one has a loud, annoying pet, one should have the courtesy to live out of earshot of others .

i looooooooooove the east coast boogiemen!!! they're on my top ten !

you dork!!! i did, at the top of the page!!!i wrote that i didn't remember the address (sorry...) but i told him to pm you. read before you scold !

so, howie, where's the review...?

tongue

tech support people are very helpful and sometimes can rescue one out of very frustrating situations , but one should remember that there is usually more than one way to solve every problem, and that, even if a technician says a situation is hopeless, that may not necessarily be so. tune in tomorrow.