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those fake boobs disturbed me :shake: and why did they have to keep those shoes on?

very cool !

i'll be there with my best friend and another friend . i went 2 years ago and it was a blast. this party isn't just a bunch of e-tards; it's people who are looking to have fun at a halloween party. and the lineup draws in more actual music lovers. this isn't a party populated by kids just looking to hang around and get wasted. even forgetting the lineup (which is pretty damn good, even if there are fewer djs than usual), the costumes you'll see make for a fun night .

don't let yourself be worth what you'll settle for.* tune in tomorrow. *i make this a more direct post (as opposed to my usual "one shouldn't...") for emphasis.

i hope i don't get sick, like i did on the 2000 election. i got so stressed out that i literally got ill (fever and everything ). i was in new york, and the results still weren't even close to finalized when i went to bed at around 5am.

blasphemy!!!

come on, kids, let's have some votes on this!

hey, naughty! i knew you'd chime in to say hi to me on this one !well, while we're on the subject of pubes, though, i just wanna say that mine seem to be different from ALL the porn i've seen of girls who still do have a strip or some left. girls i've seen have hair so thick (even when it's trimmed) that you can't see the skin through it. i wish i could post a pic to show you what i mean... maybe it's 'cause they shave all the way sometimes and it grows back thicker or something - i dunno. but i have much less hair naturally than any lady i've ever seen nakies in pictures (and i haven't seen any naked ladies that up close in person, so can the sass ). o, and this goes true for the rest of my body, too. my leg hair is barely visible when it grows back.

it's getting down to the wire, everyone; get your soctumes in order and, more importantly, read up on the propositions and local elections on the ballot on tuesday. an ignorant vote is worse than no vote at all!!! tune in tomorrow.

flipstylez, the costumes i mentioned were the unacceptable ones, if you read the thread - not suggestions !!! wowsers!well, we really are down to the wire now. as i said earlier, though, i can't give suggestions without knowing the person. but if you read the thread, i have general guidelines. being specific people/things is always more creative and interesting than being a generic somebody or other. if you're with another person or a group, group costumes can be much better than just you on your own. not only does it look well-thought-out, but you can get away with not paying attention to detail (if you must), because people are looking at everyone as a whole. let me give a partial list of people i've been in the past: *jerry from tom and jerry (when i was a baby; my mom did it and my older brother was tom) *a dog with a tiara (still small) *harpo marx *carmen miranda *tammy faye bakker *leona helmsley *oliver north *saddam hussein (tacky, i know, but i was 12) *a hood *dorothy from the wizard of oz (my friends and i were the whole crew) *the caterpillar from alice in wonderland (once again, a group of us) *the silver surfer *a blue man (from blue man group) *xena *daphne from scooby doo (group costume) *monica lewinsky *astrogirl (from liquid sky) *bettie page *ann-margret *a candy raver *my best friend as you might guess, people often don't know who i'm supposed to be. i'm used to it by now, though, and i don't care. i enjoy being who i am, dead-on. if people are too retarded to know that i'm supposed to be oliver north when i'm wearing an army uniform with the name "north" on it and it's the year of the iran-contra affair, it's their failure, not mine. and, though i require that people wear costumes on halloween - party poopers are SUCH a drag - the most important thing is to have fun . p.s. deepfunk - that is excellent!!!! i want pictures!!!!

out of these feelings above, which best describes your feelings about the upcoming election? please elaborate below .

i believe in ashlee simpson . [no, i don't.] actually, i believe that i really don't care .

southern california residents should remember that other socal residents have trouble driving in the rain. one should allow extra time to get where one is going, as people SHOULD drive slower and there will be accidents on the road. driving with headlights during the daytime is a must. tune in tomorrow.

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i'm with lina; that's a load of crap . i'm not into all that barbie doll manicure stuff - just not my scene. that has no effect, however, on the frequency with which i trim downstairs. the two are entirely unrelated.

sorry for the lack of the column on the weekend, all; i was away from my computer the whole time. back for the week . there's only so much stock one should put in hearsay. tune in tomorrow.

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thanks .

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no, thank you .

face is always first shoulders, big time . sloping shoulders are a big turn-off, for me. arms and it looks like, from this thread, i have to work on my tummy ! i've got some dead-sexy shoulders and back, but those don't seem to be all that popular here . good thing i've got a great smile and a sweet set o' tits .

someone said it earlier, but made it sound as though it's unique to her. i think it's generally true that most women look at faces first. when i'm at a club with a male gay friend of mine, he'll point out a guy and say something about how hot he is. i'll say how busted i think the guy's face is, and my friend will remind me that he's always only looking "from the neck down!". maybe that's related to how women look at guy's eyes when they talk to them and how men are content to look at women's boobs when in conversation...