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o, come on, lola; i know you're more creative than that! didn't you design your own tattoos? that accounts for at least some artistic thinking... i still can't believe that shorty can't think of anything, when she's the festive star that gives out stickers and such at parties. if you two just hunkered down for a half-hour or so, i bet you could come up with something really good . i spoke to my 61-year-old aunt today; she's going to be a piece of sushi.

rock on, deepfunk !!! props!

condom

you'd be surprised ! i mean, hey - so far 12.5% have voted that way!

there's no need to "thank" friends or family when they call you on your birthday; they don't do it as a favor, but out of love. tune in tomorrow.

wanna take a poll on this one...

deepfunk, you crack me up!well, lilbarbiegirl, i do have a list of the worst offenders up there, and they're not in any order, except for the slutty catholic school girl. that is the number one overplayed halloween costume every year . and i put up this list not to be holier-than-thou or preachy, but because i take halloween more seriously than any normal person ( ) and because i want everyone i know to look their absolute best . i'm trying to help everyone with whom i have contact be the best they can be, and that means not being the same as hundreds of other people they will run into that night. a good tip is to be someone for halloween that you already resemble. i have bangs, so being people with bangs has been successful for me (i was an excellent xena many years ago and an outstanding bettie page. i dyed my hair and grew it out long for months for both roles.). of course, i realize you don't have to be as dedicated or put in as much work as i did, but that's what i mean; if you pick someone you already look like, you're halfway there! why not be barbie ? just find a way to make whatever/whoever you are your own. and i have one more costume to add to the unacceptable, played-out list, that i forgot (how did i forget this one???) *slutty nurse

one should not be embarrassed to say s/he doesn't know the answer to a problem/question. it is more honorable to admit that one doesn't know; lying will not help one save face, as the lie will reveal itself sooner or later. tune in tomorrow.

5' 9 & 3/4" <---- no rounding-up bullshiot

crook

what do you usually do after sex (that is, after you pee - to avoid a urinary tract infection ) ? and it's only out of these 3 choices, so vote whatever's closest.

holy SHIT, i totally outdid myself last night ... once again, something i've never felt (and three times in a row). it was a different kind of high and it took a different way to get there. d a m n i hope some of the rest of you all out there know what i'm talking about; just when i think i've felt it all, something new comes along. i think that the kinds of pleasure may just be infinite ...

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when in doubt, go for the scary !

after sex, one should pee, to avoid urinary tract infections . happy sexin', kids ! tune in tomorrow.

dj jazzy jeff

i believe in bravery.

absolutely acceptable ! i always think being actual people is a plus; generic things (i.e. police officer, construction worker) are also a bit of a snooze.

make sure to vote, lbell...

just an endorsement on my part today: glide dental floss in the absolute shiznit . that stuff hardly ever breaks . tune in tomorrow.

talk

$80?????????? that IS ridiculous. this may have to be an at-home new year's. i don't mind, either. friends are all i really need to have fun .

i was about to say that about the drinks spilling ! what is it about you and the drink loss? have i ever told you about my idea for the invention of the dancefloor sippee-cup ? that's bullocks about the security guard. what type of crap is that ? yeah, my best friend hates avalon/land too, so much that he won't go, no matter who's there. (i hate it, but i'll go, if deep dish are there...) it sucks, though, considering the djs they get .

reaching out to a new co-worker holds rewards for both parties . tune in tomorrow.