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happy holidays to you, too, deepfunk, and everyone else in cpland !

holly has red berries, not flowers, and a bough is a branch, not a bunch.

i can't believe this timmay ass has more than 500 posts.

i'm glad you feel that way, but lots of guys just go down on girls 'cause they want to get bjs. i've never known a girl to blow a guy FIRST just so that a guy would go down on her, but i have felt obligated to do it when guys made it clear that that was what was happening after they went down on me first .

no, but i have a friend who's about 5' 3" who was dating a guy who was 6' 4", and the guy was too big for the largest condoms on the market. they went through a box of 12 trying to get one on. they decided to just do other things (oral, etc.) for the time being, at least. eventually, though, my friend came to the conclusion that, if there weren't even condoms made big enough for him, she probably wasn't big enough for him, either.

a bough is a branch, but usually of a tree, not of a plant as mid-sized as holly.but you've heard that word before, in the lullaby: rockabye baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all o rockabye, rockabye nothing to fear o rockabye, rockabye mommy is near with her foot on the rocker the cradle she swings and though baby slumbers she [or he] hears what she sings

unfortunately, talent does not ensure success. tune in tomorrow.

me too. all of the issues surrounding zoos aside, you really should visit the san diego zoo .

check out the new year's thread. the main new year's parties are giant's party: http://www.giantclub.com/nye2005/ tiesto's: http://www.playstationdualplay.com/ and together as one, which is under 21: http://newyearsevela.com/

man, it was tough, but i had to vote for "rockin' around the christmas tree." it might be because i've heard it more than any of the others, though. a co-worker made a mix with that on it and it seems that that song gets repeated and repeated and repeated ... p.s. i can't believe i didn't put "rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer" on the list !

deepfunk's got his plans in gear...

yeah - the people who have as many as are possible didn't even come by them honestly ; it renders them meaningless altogether .

sometimes shipping through ups is cheaper than using the post office . tune in tomorrow.

wow - what an interesting, scary, and sad (all at once!) place at which that must have been to work! i watch animal cops (detroit, houston, and miami) on animal planet all the time and they see such terrible cases of abuse and neglect. sometimes it's really sad to see what goes on, but when the animals make a recovery i get all warm and fuzzy inside .

just nuts .

the boobs look fake to me.

still seems to me that the groom is the one who looks like a dumbshit.

maybe he is concerned about how he tastes.

i've been having a time like somebitch's . the agencies to which i went only found jobs that paid even less than what i make now. which agency did you use?

one is still entitled to a lunch break at work, no matter how understaffed the place is. that is the management's fault; employees shouldn't have to suffer. besides, spaced-out breaks really don't kill the crew as a unit. workers, claim your lunch breaks!!! tune in tomorrow.

this is even true at work .

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dj/dance - no contest .

tension can run high during the holidays; we all should cut each other a little extra slack . tune in tomorrow.

as i said in another thread, the word is spelled:eunuch, and eunuchs lack testicles, not penises.