weyes

seriously, dg, if you haven't made this a thread, i'm about to !

you guys took the psychological profile test, right? if that's the one you're talking about, i'm very disappointed . none of that related to me .

name-droppers and starfuckers . a guy came into my store today (camera sales/photo lab) and had some rolls developed. when he picked them up, he felt the need to draw everyone's attention to who were in them. my co-workers and i were the only ones around - no other customers - but my co-workers were eating everything he said right up, so 2 people suited him fine, i think. "do you know who this is?" he said, as he went from oversized picture to oversized picture (really, who prints entire rolls in 8x6?). my co-workers lingered over, "he looks familiar..."s, and the guy cut them off every time. "this is ____, he directed toy story 2. and this guy is the main sound designer for pixar. these are big people, really big people." "wow..." said my co-workers. it's just so disgusting and pathetic to me - people who need to brag about their momentary interaction with "important" people in order to feel validated . they created the need for the phrase: get a life.

not everyone who sounds like s/he knows what s/he's talking about actually does . tune in tomorrow.

moulin rouge (the newer movie, w/ nicole kidman & ewan macgregor). inappropriate songs ("where did that come from?") , redundant plot (& way too long) , sheer torture. a very sad waste of beautiful design and visuals . brokedown palace. claire danes and some other chick (i don't feel like taking the time to look it up) are arrested for smuggling heroin that someone has planted on them while traveling through indonesia/thailand/someplace like that. they're sentenced to some horrible something-or-rather, and one even has to spend the rest of her life in prison even though the girls didn't do anything and were very rich .

meeeee waaaant cooookieeeeee...

i thought people on the sex board pretty much liked "wet pussies dripping" in general. are ya gonna go and get picky on us ?

i started wearing concealer under my eyes (in high school) when a homeless guy came up to me and told me not to "let my boyfriend hit me." when a homeless guy is concerned for your welfare, ya know you're not looking good ... i use concealer under my eyes every day 'cause i have really thin skin and i'm always purple under there (hence the black eye comment) and it's also easy to see my veins under my eyes. and i usually use eyeliner and mascara. and i don't consider lip smackers gloss (i use one all the time); i think of 'em as lip balm - more necessary for lip health than something to make one's lips look good. that's just my feeling on it, though, obviously . i, too, gave up lipstick long ago. i feel it's unkissable. any thoughts on that, guys?

a short (but over 5 ft) girl i know told me that under 5 ft makes you eligible for handicapped status by the dmv here in california, because she heard it from her 4-foot-something friend. i called the dmv twice just to be sure, and they said that that's nonsense. one of them even read the entire list of what's considered handicapped by the dmv. both of the dmv people, actually, got mad at me, 'cause they thought i was calling to get a free ride: "what, you want handicapped plates 'cause you're short???" .

losing a bet and not holding up to your end of the deal isn't fair to either party; you don't give the winner what you've promised, and you've lost your honor and respectability . don't gamble what you can't afford to lose. tune in tomorrow.

is he the one making assumptions, or the one getting out of sorts because of stupid ones other people make?

kross921: you must go to spundae!!! it pulls in the best talent - on a regular basis - of all the clubs up here. www.spundae.com i love spundae. the vibe is really laid-back, unpretentious, really "do what you wanna." the patio outside is a great break from the inside; it's big, and has tables, chairs, and benches. there's always enough room to hear your own conversation and not be bothered by anyone else's smoke . the staff is incredibly friendly (the guy at the door hugs just about everybody) and that has a big effect on everyone, i think. l.a. is the first town i've seen that has clubs that actually respect their patrons. i pretty much only go to spundae (at circus on saturdays), red (at arena on fridays - www.nexxez.com )*, or random nights like howells' upcoming night on friday at the palace. the one major problem i have with red is that there's only one room (albeit a huge one), so if you're not into the music, you don't have a second choice . but come up here and check it all out ! *circus and arena are in the same lot and share the same address: 6655 santa monica blvd.

well-put, and that's why i said, "activity." there are loads of people on many different levels of the grey area between hetero and homo.

couldn't you just politely ask him to leave? where's the love ?...

weyes has gained a lot of weight . it's the sedentary l.a. lifestyle .

y'all are making my cavities hurt .

are you saying you walk around like you own the place and are pissed off at everyone else ?

$: i have none .

too damn funny! i love you guys!!! o, "wang"! that's a good one!all right, who's the joker who voted for "man-missle" ?

*sigh*, whatever happened to the good old honest days of porn ?

homosexuality is defined by people of the same sex having/wanting to have sex. if a man and woman are doing things in the bedroom, no matter what, it's heterosexual activity.

i was there the first time my best friend in high school farted in front of her boyfriend . we were sitting in central park on an early summer evening, having a smoke, and there she went. "awww!" her boyfriend said, "that's my honey's first fart in front of me!" he smiled broadly and tackled her to the ground as she just beamed . it really was romantic . on another note, has anyone ever been afraid to fart at the gynecologist's ?

on that alone? please explain... (my ex was really good at that and i'm really into that, but we never got to that level. enquiring minds wanna know!)

whatever !!! i have a friend who's 4' 10", and it's almost impossible to have a conversation with her in a club . i have to stoop over a foot to put my ear near her mouth, and whenever she wants to say something, she has to tap me first. it's really awkward, hunching over like that, and i feel kinda self-conscious, 'cause all that bystanders can see is a bent-over person, talking to someone they can't see . it's also really hard to find her if we get separated .

your question frightens me ...