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What's the point of cyber sex? I can't whack off and type at the same time, and I'd get "special" oil all over the keyboard. That's why they make pornographic videos. ------------------ Fuck a signature...

Where in Philly are you? ------------------ Fuck a signature...

Wow, I'm 20 inches taller than you. So you wouldn't even have to be on your knees to... oh, never mind.

Height doesn't matter to me at all... I've talked to girls from 5'2" to 6'1". Of course I'm 6'6", so there aren't many girls taller than I am. ------------------ Fuck a signature...

Paradox, Isn't It? On second thought, It's just me being hypocritical. ------------------ Fuck a signature...

Great way to promote your label to your fans. All the "cats like u" are the ones that'll be buying your wax. Not dissing the music, but the website is wack, if you had any brains you'd get your own host, and work on branding your stuff. Or, you could play internet thug all day... ------------------ Fuck a signature...

Never have, never will. Why go down to the market and pay for apples, when there's a whole orchard in your backyard? ------------------ Fuck a signature...

If you're the guy, does it really even matter? ------------------ Fuck a signature...

Am I invited? ------------------ Fuck a signature...

Use a steaming rag. Boil some water, and let it cool just enough so it doesn't burn you, then apply. I used to get them to go away after 2 or three days or so. Being my (dark) complexion didn’t hurt either. Almost got myself into BIG trouble a few times in college because of those. Why do you women always feel the need to mark your territory? (even if it isn’t really yours?) ------------------ Fuck a signature...

Women's Parts: Coochie, Kitty, Trout, Men's Parts: Schlong, Jimmy, Johnson, ------------------ Fuck a signature...

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I have to keep my goatee. Black men just don't look right without a mustache/goatee. ------------------ Fuck a signature...

I get my marijuana from a home growin' seller, and i don't care much for soda of coffee (Tea for me). I know what you mean though, everything natural ain't good. I have to admit I'm a little curious about e, but I haven't gotten around to trying it. Wouldn't mind sampling some opium either, how's that? ------------------ Fuck a signature...

Bullshit. It's a pain killer and appetite stimulator in one, and it can be grown cheaply, but I guess the government would rather someone pay $2,000 for a drug cocktail to ease their pain instead of $10 for marijuana. ------------------ Fuck a signature...

Salvia. ------------------ Fuck a signature...

Crack? I don't want to get high that bad. Only natural shit for me: Tobacco, Caffiene, Alcohol, Marijuana & Mushrooms. I would like to try Salvia too. No man-made stuff going in me. ------------------ Fuck a signature...

This question is one for the guys on this board, but ladies are welcome to answer if they have some good advice. The question is simple. How the hell do I shave my sack, with the least possible pain? Clippers, razors, creams... or what? And I don't just mean a simple trim, either. It's recently been brought to my attention that if I shave "down there," then I'll be "rewarded" for doing so. ------------------ Fuck a signature...

Egg & Cheese Omlettes ------------------ Fuck a signature...

Catnip & Applesauce, with a pinch of caster oil. ------------------ Fuck a signature...

Fat? I guess you go for the "waif" or "anorexic" type. Maybe even "malnourished" ------------------ Fuck a signature...

Well, what day are you asking about, Friday or Saturday? ------------------ Fuck a signature...

I'd fuck the ugly girl without hesitation... I'd just close my eyes, I have a good imagination. ------------------ Fuck a signature...

How about two different noisy neighbors? The people that live next door to me watch TV 24/7 at a really high volume. When I say 24/7, I mean 24/7. I wake up at 7am and the TV's on. I get home at 6pm, the TV's on. I go to bed sometimes as late as 2, and, well you can guess. The people that live below me must be half man, half neanderthal, because they are always banging on shit for no apparent reason, at all times of the day and night. Banging like they sound like they ball up their fist and bang on the wall, floor, TV, etc. Combine that with the salsa music all the time. Anyone here wanna beat a few people down for a few dollars? ------------------ Fuck a signature...

Hit the weights at the gym, play a little ball, light up a spliff, then eat like crazy. ------------------ Fuck a signature...