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trancerxn112

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  1. Its similar to Sambo they are both from the Russian Military, Systema however is what was taught to the spetsnaz (navy seals of russian military) and deals with strikes and finishing ur enemy in less then 7 seconds.
  2. "Mike, the momma hampster is getting the shit fucked out her by the poppa hamster." ... "Mike, they fuck like we do." - Bad Boys 2
  3. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! what happened to your dick man!!! is that some kind of new dick eating bacteria you have?
  4. does shit like this happen in real life or are you reading a journal from a celebrity.
  5. <wagging tail with tongue hanging out>
  6. umm no... its actually a martial art just like Jujitsu or Akido
  7. Its really called "Systema" which is Russian for the System... anyone ever try this... its fucking amazing... its like the kid sister of Mu Tai but the grapples and hits are much faster and less coordinated...
  8. Wierd wasnt the word... hes a fucking punk... i just got done doing my Martial Arts thing i was gonna FUCK HIM UP!
  9. Well, partially true. One of my threads got a one star too
  10. My Law of Agency professor cancelled class again... wtf man... i commute like an hour and a half to school just to find out that my class is cancelled!!!! ahhhhhhh!!!
  11. You got some fucked up friends... the fucking shit that comes out of this girls fucking mouth... "I havent been fucked like that since grade school."
  12. Jealous because i have a firm grasp on Statute of Fraud and Express/Implied contracts and you are busy slaving away reading your textbook heheh "what a dick" (NaughtyBabe). just playin!!!
  13. What Dick! (Pronounced: whaaaaaaah deeeeeeek!!!) Ana Berot Vrot (Translation from Russian: She takes it in the mouth)
  14. Chances are the reason the Airbages went off is because you changed your tires and wheels... the pendulum in the car is finely set to work with the STOCK car and not a modified car... how much this set you back... 2g's im guessing
  15. I think i know who the "Shitstain!" comment was directed too
  16. thats the riddle of the sphinx lol... someones been reading Oedipus... sick fuck!
  17. Scrabble... im a big nerd... i know!
  18. Stuck at work? try this for fun... and turn into a creature of the night. http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=Trancer
  19. everyone in the office just glared at me, that was good though.
  20. That picture is fucked up... but the thread in general is very entertaining i love CP Drama... keep up the good work Joe!!!
  21. Spiderman... Spiderman... your friendly neighborhood spiderman!
  22. my shoulder was partially dislocated 2 weeks ago... i need a massage right there!
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