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trancerxn112

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  1. thats assuming she has 200+ members...
  2. On a serious note though... who is your Marketting company... $13 with 200+ customers a month is a net revenue of over $2600.00. Think about it $150.00 for a Camera, $100.00 to register your domain, $45.00 a month for bandwidth... with fixed costs about $300.00 and variable costs equal to approximately $0.00 your contribution margin is $2600.00 with an operating profit of $2300.00 thats a growth of over 800% in one month... THATS AMAZING... Serge can i get a check of my accounting... i think i fucked something up.
  3. who is Cosmic Gate? isnt that the DJ?
  4. Women need to go back to their roots... USE YOUR FUCKING HAND... maybe the reason it takes so long to get girls off is that they are losing nerve endings from endlessly vibrating themselves to orgasm... food for thought
  5. 2500 dollars a month for just taking pictures once a week and you are tired of hearing about it? i want to see a ledger!!! i smell
  6. because those effects are really really expensive and require a lot of time.
  7. there were three sons... one lycan, one vampire and one mortal... michael was the mortal, and Markos was the vampire elder... if you watch at the end Markos turns into one of those uber cool lycan/vampires because he is awoken by the lycans blood.
  8. Well Selene is one of the strongest and fastest of the Vampire community because she was turned by Victor who was an elder vampire.
  9. copy the hyperlink and paste it between [ img] hyperlink [/img ] remove the space between "[" these two "]"
  10. i love it too... cant wait for the next one ... WTF was the deal with the vampires... they were so pathetic the Lycans beat the shit out of em EVERY time... BTW: Lycan is short for a Lycanthrope which was someone afflicted with Lycanthropy the magical ability to assume the shape of a wolf. (im such a dork)
  11. no way man... guys marry hot stupid chicks everyday just for their looks... and shes RICH...
  12. went there once for a friends birthday... fucking CHEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEESE!
  13. ahh fuckit ill just distract him with the old wet corridor gag while my bitch runs by
  14. I did... we are gonna stay at Oasis... and im gonna teach everyone to say... "oye, trabajo con me... 10 US dolores por tu... mi amiga venando a mi cuarto" hows my grammar lol...
  15. A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying: "All of you ******s who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you ******s who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks". The horrified mother went in and told her son: "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say: "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. " She hears the little boy continue: "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. " As the mother began to smile, the child added: "For those of you who are ****ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."
  16. http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/ebonics.htm
  17. so helpful!!! < thumbs DOWN >
  18. My law professor didnt come in today and now i have 3 hours to kill!!!
  19. Rules of Attraction... with James Vanderbeek and the chick from 40 days 40 nights
  20. Uncanny Resemblance, coincidence?... I think not!
  21. stop being so modest... your curves are DANGEROUS and should be illegal!!
  22. Irichka we are waiting for some pictures showing your gorgeous curves
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