not that i have anything against wiping my ass with the soft stuff, but shit, you go through that stuff like water... and yeah, down with dusty scented poop paper...
oh...then would you mind stopping by my house with her before bringing her home? I'd like some sloppy seconds. You can wait in the car. I'll send her out with money for gas and tolls.
shouldn't you be picking up some girl from the airport, buying her dinner, and dropping her off at her boyfriend's house? besides, FOX...been there done that