misticminister

I smell a lawsuit

is she didnt get married she wouldnt have let herself go like that.. just a theory

my drive is non-existent on Sundays. Must be Catholic guilt.

that i cant explain.. but if is on top of me just wearing a bra.. THATS hot

sorry ive turned this thread from porn to pooches

god.. I'm so tired of those little dogs... Every hot chick thinks they need one as an accessory

it's probably harder to find a guy who WON'T do it

well.. not always better. It's nice having another option to change things up. If she's REALLY into it.. it's better though. It's a psychological thing really.

He'd be a GREAT hockey goalie. No way you gettin a puck between his legs.

you better triple bag it.. take some penicillin, some vitamin C, make a week's worth of doctor's appointments and shower for two hours after that. You're better off getting a BJ with an old women instead. Even if it she's in her 90s she's healthier than a crackwhore.

nothing like that closeup of his crank plus the hairy-gut shot

How do we have enough troops for three wars at one time?

every guy wants to bang a barbie doll.. and you dont get more plastic than her

it's a big thing in Germany apparently.... it's all about control and humiliation... but why anyone would want their bed or GF to smell like a subway tunnel is beyond me.