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  1. is she didnt get married she wouldnt have let herself go like that.. just a theory
  2. my drive is non-existent on Sundays. Must be Catholic guilt.
  3. that i cant explain.. but if is on top of me just wearing a bra.. THATS hot
  4. sorry ive turned this thread from porn to pooches
  5. god.. I'm so tired of those little dogs... Every hot chick thinks they need one as an accessory
  6. it's probably harder to find a guy who WON'T do it
  7. well.. not always better. It's nice having another option to change things up. If she's REALLY into it.. it's better though. It's a psychological thing really.
  8. He'd be a GREAT hockey goalie. No way you gettin a puck between his legs.
  9. you better triple bag it.. take some penicillin, some vitamin C, make a week's worth of doctor's appointments and shower for two hours after that. You're better off getting a BJ with an old women instead. Even if it she's in her 90s she's healthier than a crackwhore.
  10. nothing like that closeup of his crank plus the hairy-gut shot
  11. How do we have enough troops for three wars at one time?
  12. every guy wants to bang a barbie doll.. and you dont get more plastic than her
  13. misticminister

    shit piss

    it's a big thing in Germany apparently.... it's all about control and humiliation... but why anyone would want their bed or GF to smell like a subway tunnel is beyond me.
  14. bralessness should become law
  15. a former GF of mine could .. but defineltly now the distance the olympian in that video has... it's not easy though... lots of deep G-spot stimulation.. I made another girl do it this way, but only once.... you need to work up those finger muscles to get it done!
  16. geez, are you kidding? a BOX of her shoes is the size of my place
  17. They say she's got the best fake rack in the business... they do look good, I have to admit. They don't look to fake because she has a big frame. I'm turned off by the size of her shoe closet as seen on "MTV cribs"
  18. I like naughty babe's pic MUCH better.. who is that anyway!?
  19. Also... she just started working there... you might want to let her get settled first. (further complicated by BF issue)
  20. the thing is.. a few people saw an airplane, but who saw a missile? no witnesses said that..
  21. C, zinc, multi and xenadrine, which doesnt seem to be doing all that much. But it does wake you up... pretty cool, especially when you're hung over.
  22. misticminister

    anal or facial?

    wow, you've been paying attention! First of all, I'm impressed that you remembered me. Secondly, I don't post much because, unfortunately, I actually have work to do at work now!
  23. misticminister

    anal or facial?

    'Why do I have the awful feeling she said "both" merely to torture us? Yes I feel tortured!
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