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Bro, im dying to be you.... I'm just having a problem with getting laid too often... So i was thinking maybe i can just pretend to be you?

Nobody could've explained better! And also remember the basic shit that everyone always seem to take forgranted. For her you must appear: Be confident, Be assured in success, Be almost not-interested in her, be gentleman, be considerate only on friendly level. Dont's: Dont pay for everything, Dont show off, Dont make up stories to imporess her, Dont dedicate %100 of your attention during the nite, Dont basicly make her feel "too special", cause she is not yet. Do's: Do have manners, Do be nice, Do share your attetion with other people that came with you, Do hang out like anyother night, Do impress her with some small surprise like by her a rose on the way home. (DO CALL DGMODEL TO ASK WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF EMERGENCY! ;) ) Thats what a breakdown of "be normal, be urself" is aproximately. And remember everything you say will be analyzed by a processing power that exceeds a power of all the computers in US. That processing power is called "female brain". So whatever you gonna be saying, please watch for it and think few times before. "Itslike a job interview, really hard one, only after this one you might endup naked in bed with some of people that you'll be working with...." -Jerry Seinfeld (I think?) Anywayz bro, i wish you good luck I know you can do it, i'll get them fuckin cheerleader pom-pom's and be like: "go go apples! go go apples!"

That i think already, does not need definition. But i would call him "Craaayzeee"

If you fuckin your self like that.... I must be mouth raping myself, my celly is around $200 a month P.S. Its not to show off or anything, dont misunderstand.

I assume friend of yours, is already an grown, i mean like atleast over 18. If he/she wont talk at all, its very immature. Well leave a message on their answering machine with content like "Stop this shit please, its poitless, etc....." Im sure true friend will get over it in couple of days even without any messages. If not, then is this situation worth worrying about? Dont run after the situation, run ur own direction let the situation catch up with you. Reverse Psychology

Heh, im Saggitarius too Also the person who considered to be "thinking too much" hahaha

Will be a test for him.... dont u think... you'll see what hes worth. Even without commitment, or anything serious... Be considerate and supportive. You know how relationships are, its a 2 way thing. I learned recently that almost any relationship can work on many different levels, as long as both sides have desire to. You know what im sayin'? And most of all, be straight, make sure you both know exactly whats goin' on and how you both feel. So there wouldnt be any mysteries to wonder around... Cause 1 little thing un-said might kill it all. Please take my word for it, im not speakin from thin air. And dont spend too much time together..... I hope it helps any....

Oh shit man, that was sooo random...... But funny

You just described my relationship that ended like a week, ago. It hurts to read it so, much..... It was perfect, till something happened, its still undefined, its still a mystery to me... And dont get me wrong, feeling was mutual, very mutual. See the things is, the higher you get, the bigger fall you'll take. And size of the fall back down can go to terrifying levels.... I never studied english, and almost never knew it, untill moved to NYC 2 years ago.... When we broke up, i wrote her poetry, in ENGLISH.... That was pretty good, many people said who read it. People were shocked when they heard i wrote it. Cause it soooo doesent fit my profile, i guess this what it takes to "Play the blues"... I cant stop thinkin about it... So many memories, in such a short time... So even when everything is soo good, it can still turn so bad... Just cause smallest thing... And as u said lina: some people are just empty without that feeling... I dont think i would exchange security against things like that, for a cost of not being able to truly love..... And since i posted about it, i wanna also thank all people from this board whose names i'll leave unmentioned, who i listened to me and supported since i came here. It did mean alot to me.... Fuck why am i again getting all sentimental and shit..... :( i mean, i think we all did.... sunday nite maybe?

My opinion: To laugh is to risk appearing the fool. To weep is to risk appearing sentimental. To reach out to another is to risk involvement. To expose feelings is to risk exposing your true self. To place your ideas, your dreams, before a crowd is to risk their loss. To risk love is to risk being loved in return. To live is to risk dying. To hope is to risk despair. To try is to risk failure. But risks must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. They may avoid suffering and sorrow, But they cannot learn, feel, change, grow, love, or live. Chained by their attitudes, they are slaves, they have forfeited their freedom. Only a person who risks is free. Author Unknown But i so understand why you stay single, i try, sometimes it just hits without me noticing, in time to stop it..... I do still believe though, there there is somewhere, someone.... I keep constantly, tellin' myself to wake up and smell the coffee.... But you know how it is "hope is the thing that dies last".

Well, i dont blame you... Better stay away from it, its most addictive drug and aftereffects can be lethal.....

Thanx for sharing.......

I know what u mean dj, kiss can mean and feel like its something very very intimate, much more intimate than anything else. I miss those kind of kisses too I love kissin', its been a while, since i had one of those.... :heart: Here small flower for you, to make you feel better

Well, i dunno how to define in the head? I mean all drugz just fuck with body's chemicals and its still a chemical reaction or someshit on that level. Even if its "head", mind was still altered by drugs. Let me just lay down what i think: "Weed" = I think in the head, cause i had both bad and good experiences on it. Very random. "Blow" (Coke) = I think its good, cause i tried twice and we were both on it, i loved it, she said it was off the hook. I think coke is proven to be sexual stimulant. And if you put little bit of it on ur girl's clitoris while eating her, i heard its amazing drive. Didnt remember to try, to see if its true. "Tina" (Crystal Meth) = Well i dont get shit from it, don get horny at all, though many people say complete opposite. I can understand why... Stamina grows on when rollin on it, performance would be better on it. I dunno never got excited about sex on it at all. Pretty much same effects sexwise as speed, described below. "Speed" (regular non-meth amphetamine) = Anything related to this, including pescription amph's like Adderall, Ritalin and many other ADD medications containing aphetamine makes ur dick look like u stood in ice cold water for an hour makes it like 2 times smaller. And no sex drive at all. Got a BJ on it, its was kool, nothing special. But other things didnt work out much. Though i guess eating pussy is good, cause you got patience to eat it 2-3 times more than usually. My girl enjoyed like 1.5 hours almost non-stop cuni-whatever the fuck its called lol Shit sounds like 69 would be perfect for it, how come didnt think of it earlier "Viagra" ....*silence*.... Jes kidding! Rest, i either i never had sex on, or dont remember, or i never used them in a first place. For each person it might be different, but i think in general its the same. But there is so many factors.... Person, Companion, Mood, Music, Location..... Shit so hard to define %100 One of best nites I had, was with reasonable... few shots of Absolut flushed down with cranberry juice. I still wonder.... DRUGS ARE BAD for sex, FUCK DRUGS and FUCK SOBER :laugh:

Dammmit, now im so confused i dont know what to fuck what to think... Lets jes leave it as it is :laugh: ahhahahah Seriosly though... Its not a question of sex i think, its a question of self-conscience, basicly, thats what i interpret: "Would u fuck yourself? = Do you have good opinion about urself?" There is ofcourse this gay side to the thing..... If question would go "If you would be opposite sex from what u now, whould you fuck yourself?", like if asking a guy for example, "if you would be a chick, would you fuck urself?" my interpretation would fit it perfectly. Does it matter? Im sure Tony was just very bored askin' this, cause this is a kinda fuckin weird question to begin with. Goddamit, i cant belive how boring sunday evenings is.... And depressing thought of work tomorrow, killzzzz.... AAAAAAARGHHHHHHH hate sunday evenings......

I jes got it, Bro its fuckin awsome shit, i like your taste. Thanx

Very hard to decide Tears me apart Im gonna be stupid and not gonna make up my mind in time, and endup home watching TV and cursing out the whole world why didnt i plan shit out more earlier hahahah

I think i would see myself as a very sexy pitcher, and i got experience as a pitcher. *silence* Stop lookin like that, i mean with females dammit, with females.

For a first time i saw grown man cry that loud, in a movie theater... Is when me and my ex went to see Titanic for a premiere. I admit its a very sad movie, i also admit i dropped a tear or two. But the guy who was sitting behind us, towards the end was hysterical: "OH MY GOD! JACK NO! OH NO! OH MY GOD!", he girlfriend didnt get that emotional watching it. Must be a powerful movie to turn that guy's emotions up so bad... The guy who came in like a biggest thug with testosterone flying out of everyhole he had. His g/f was after movie was like: "Baby, its ok... Baby its just a movie.... Baby it will be fine, we going home now... Here take a tissue...", i was like damn.... must be some fuckin magic in that movie. This is not a joke, this really happened

I dont believe in Love, i saw you mentioning it. "Puppy Love in beginning" is thing that i believe in which is close to Love, its good amd sometimes its amazing, only problem that it doesent last long. And as for your question: HELL FUCKIN YEAH! I WOULD GET MYSELF DRUNK, TAKE MYSELF FOR A RIDE ON MY BIKE ON NJ TURNPIKE FLYING > 120 TO GET EXITED, AND BANG MYSELF ON THE BACK SCREAMING NOT TO GO TO FAST, TAKE MYSELF TO A KICKASS PARTY, DO ALL KINDS OF STUPID SHIT TO IMPRESS MYSELF AND THEN WHEN IM READY FOR IT.... I WOULD SOOOOOOO FUCK MYSELF. THOUGHT GIVES ME CHILLZ. CAUSE IM SOOO SEXY...... I hope everyone is saticfied? :D

Or some guy got high and jes started bullshitting. Laugh about it, dont pay attention Though i found it so "random" that it wasnt as funny, as it was meant to be. I was like "ummm...ok...."

"whats the matter that last post hit a lil to close to home why are you getting all defensive??? " is a line from junior high, cmon i'm not defensive if you read my post. I dont hide anything, why would i be defencive. In this case i need to apologize, cause i got impression you are referring to me. And i wont argue with you, about me thinking about somebody else while fucking. Shit I even kinda had to one time, cause the girl just stopped arousing me after 25 min of intercourse or innercourse(sorry, english is not my native), so i had to think about somebody else to keep pleasuring her and actually beign able to cum. Shit happends... But 99% of the time, i do think about the girl during sex. I dunno, maybe cause when i really like the girl i wanna think about her during sex, thats what give it more pleasure that is much more than physical, and if not... shit then all my thoughts are occupied with bussin a nut, doesent matter who it is... haha Bro, fuck it, lets not argue.... This whole thread was about "us fuckin ourselves, if we were opposite sex" not about what we think during it Its just that so many people, like to "spit" shit out on other peoples posts with a purpose to show off.... That i sometimes after reading it u just start get much more sensetive, about what other ppl say. Try to understad. And in general to argue and bullshit on this board is stupid, cause i mean this boards has meetings and shit, people meet constantly, and its gonna be stupid when bunch of people meet and someone has beef cause of some careless saying or misunderstanding. I'd like to avoid it Peace, no harm no foul <- is this laughin? I just realized. Cause i think it looks like it wants something in its mouth.

No need to get stoned or alter soberness in anyway to get deep thoughts. Its nice thing to analyze shit. But it goes to such great lenghts when i start thinkin/talkin/writing about it there is always a point when your mind just gives up and says: "Fuck it, this is never going to be done, this is impossible to finnish...", and thats in good case. Rarely but i had times when thinking too much about deep shit, got me serious migranes for a some time. I think no matter what subject is its good to think and analyze, develops thinking, intellect, and individuality. My favorite areas are Philosophy and Psychology, though i lack education on both to get really really really serious. Just one thing i try to avoid, is to get deep like that in the Religion, its crazy to argue about, if you have, you know what i mean. :) Most of people have thins thoughts, is just that many are not willing to admit or share. Its caused by their fear of beign judged, or that they cant define them and put into words so they pretend that its bullshit.

I agree, with that... Those pictures you linked above, well they nice and all that, but they are too airbrushed and very fake. I love your picture, you look sexy and very natural. I love women who can shine like that

I guess i tried it couple of times, maybe not so "tried" but talking to one ex of mine kinda transformed into phone sex sometimes.... I just told her before it got very far that i dont like it and asked her to come over instead. I just thinks it takes certain level of creativity to have good phone sex with a female. I'm not that creative, or maybe i just dont try that much.