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If you asking me, no. Nobody in particular.

Even better... Try a 69 with him puttin some coke on ur clit too

Yes, but is meant it as a joke I dont wanna sound conceited or anything

Girls that do that shit are fuckin selfish and dumb. They just dont wanna fuckin understand that they hurt people with their fuckin attitudes like that. They should learn to fuckin' communicate! What they think men are mind readers? If you ask me, just dump her. And she will come back runnin' to you, apologizing for what she put you through. Sorry for puttin it in such harsh way... Its just problem you described is very sensetive subject for me.

Ofcourse sweetie :heart: But you understood me wrong, i was referring to myself...

Makes you really think... Does anyone deserve urself?

example : i dont go around trying to get a keeper tried that, done that... hurt from it... i want to fuck, and fuck some more, and fuck some more, and fuck some more....

When you hook up with the girl, do u think about boyfriend that she dumps for you? When you hookup with a girl do you think about your g/f that you dump for that girl? (And if you never done those things, i give maaaaaad props to you bro) Only time you think about it, is when you find out your g/f hooked up with someone else.... And if you mean someone you loved and was hoping get hooked up with and was too late.... Well shit she aint married yet, you'll get your chance to be like a fuckin' knight in shiny armor. Hope dies last, thats why you feel sick maybe?

Imagine girl lying one the table at VIP in factory, and guys are doing K bump off her titty... Like you know when like it right on the top of the nipple, and nipple goes into ur nostril, and then *BAM*! Its kool...

Well being in love makes me much better person.... If you ask me, i would rather be worst person on earth, that go through the shit that comes after the heartbreak.... I'm soooooo done with giving shit about anyone, most people dont appreciate being loved..... And i dont wanna sound like a fuckin hypocrite, so i want to mention that it works both ways. I dumped all the girls who truly loved me, without noticing or regretting at the time. So why fuckin bother? It doesent last, and hurts you or the others....

I know its pic thread, but i thought maybe someone wouldnt mind videos... full lenght..... 1st one is only 5MB but latest Windows Media Player is required to play it. Rest of them are all around 60MB. Latest version of Windows Media Players is available here: http://windowsmedia.com/download/download.asp Its kinda kinky, for females it will seem disgusting: http://www.hrisko.com/slap_happy.htm Hope you guys like it :D

Yeeees..... wOuldnt it bother you? If your b/f would hang out with some chiks all the time?

Same here

I would have alot of patience to work on it..... but "forever" is a long time.... No i wouldnt bother to stay around and fix anything that is not getting fixed no matter what or just wasnt meant to get fixed. But, i never believed in marriage as in something sacred. Marriage to me is a paper with ink on it. I would stay to fix a relationship and not to leave a person that i love, unless she insists ofcourse. Just to answer your question..... But for real, i would never get married, like they say its true = marriage is a prison. Im sure i'll reconsider as i grow older, but dont think there is much chance of me to commit like that.

I remember we were watching "Wild Things" at my g/f's house like 2 or 3 years ago. After we went to bed, we didnt do anything cause she had "bad time of the month", so i fell asleep pretty fast. I had a wild sex fantasy dream with Denise Richards, it was so intense that i was speakin' in my dream as i found out later... It ended before i got to cum... It was kinda funny ending.... I woke up on my g/f's bed, lying on my back.... I had no underwear on.... (I like to sleep naked, alwayz) I had no blanket on..... (I think i threw it off cuase it was to hot in the room) I was aroused to the limit.... (I mean its ok, after wild dream like that) I opened my eyes and saw my g/f's mother looking at me with her jaw dropped to the fuckin floor i swear... All i could say since i was still half aslep and didnt know what was going on: "Dont you ever knock? Goddammit....." took a blanket covered myself with it and went back to sleep. As i found out later, when my g/f came back from the store and woke me up and told me the story, i asked: -"So baby... it wasnt a dream?" -"It wasnt a dream, hun..." -"Shit, why not other way... I wouldnt mind to dreamin about your mom while fuckin Denise Richards for real...." -"Well fuck you too, love... Get dressed and come downstairs i made breakfast...." Her mother didnt know i was staying over, so when she passed the room she heard talkin', knocked and got no answer... she opened the door and put the lights on... *the rest goes here*. But thank god she was mad cool, so we didnt have to go through any awkward shit.... So that was a sex dream to remember....

Its really a sign of a person with no manners. I think any kinds of similar bodily actions should not be expressed in front of a girl, no matter how small and cute they are. "Honey i luv u... *vrrrrrpppp*..." Is still disgusting way to express your true self Even with a girlfriend/fiance/wife its still fucked up..... I never met female who likes that kind of shit: Burpin',Farting,Spitting, Etc... But i noticed that its alot about cultural differences also, i mean there is this thing like when guys sticks their hands into their pants to scratch thier ballz in public..... omg, how fuckin bad does it have to fuckin itch for person to stick his hand into the pants and scratch his ballz in public?? I think its disgusting! but he is oviously fine with it..... So its hard to tell what is disgusting and what is not, cause many people relate to it differently. -------------- So there is usually only 2 opinions: 1) "Eeew! Disgusting" 2) "I dont care, really" But this -> "I wanna know, b/c me and my ex used to pop little "poofs" here and there, and thought they could be cute little expressions of intimacy" I now we can add #3 to it! 1) "Eeew! Disgusting" 2) "I dont care, really" 3) "I define it as great expression of emotional truth" gmccookny..... that was a good one man I hope you had good ventilation system in the house, here and there.... lol

Oh shit, that i didnt know. Thanx for clarifying, bro.

Definetely go, if you sure neither one of you will get hurt from this emotionally, and u both are just looking to get some ass. But If you ask me, i wouldnt go if i was in ur shoes. Especially cause hes your ex. Imagine him confessing you that he still loves you and cant live without you? And even worse... Will ask you to marry him during this beautiful sunset on caribbean or where u going... Then it will smell like another heartbreak for him. Big one... it wont be easy on you either... Seen it happen before.... Unless ofcourse you ready to handle situation like that with no problem at all...

One friend of mine hooked up with transexual, he had marvelous time dancing, drinking, socializing. She/He was soo hot, that its impossible to describe. When in hotel room my friend found out, i think he spent like 2 days just realizing what happened. It was a big shock to him. And hes a player type of guy, he dated alot of very very hot girls. And he wasnt been able to tell the difference at all after spending over 7 hours with the him/her. So thats on what level can similarity get. I know exactly what you mean.

Up-Town manhattan you can cop a gram for 30-40 bucks. But if your not into "chillin in the hood" then there are plenty of delivery services that will deliever anywhere in manhattan. They typically charge anywhere from 50-70 bucks. Well, we got our shit uptown for $50-$60 a G, thats why i said $80 is average, cause thats what it was going in Brooklyn & Queens spots for $70-$80. Those are not "friendly" prices, if you got your shit hooked up better than that, well only thing i can do is congradulate you. Whats your point? Ive never woken up the next morning with all those symptoms described in the past post. And so now this "Ive never" thing defines everything everywhere? How much do you snort lets say within 24-36 hours? We get like fair 5-6 G per person to last fri and sat, and the shit we buy is pretty good and clear, so dont make comments about it beign bakin' powder. And im not talking about waking up, im talking about going to sleep with your nose on fire and bleeding after 2nd day. They typically charge anywhere from 50-70 bucks. Sure, expensive, but the best shit around. Well, never heard of such a beatiful thing, but i hope i did like half a year ago before, we would've saved shitload of time, but anyway.... Coke is good, but it can also be very bad. Sniff responsibly. well, thats the problem... Like i said in the post, while drinking i love a couple of lines, even still. But we had coke parties that lasted for a couple of days, and during sunday afternoon when its time to stop and get ready to sober up and go to sleep, thats when those symptoms described by me and to most other people at the party appeared. I guess that dude just cant handle his drugs. To each his own. Could have said it better myself. Just so you know there is a lot of people who cant handle their drugz. And if you expect me to get offended, please dont, just dont define it little bit more correctly "...dude just cant handle his coke." ok? Cause thats what basicly happens, i dont deny it. But what does that have to do with anything? Most of people dont know how to handle drugz, otherwise they would be legal. Not every person is so special like you So now again' which part of those things above has anything to do with me not knowing what im talkin' about? The part that i paid more than you do for ur coke or the part of me snorting that shit in large amounts? Because i still dont understand what you trying to say. And if you would cut the macho bullshit that you trying to pull by showing off how cheap can u get it for, and how good can you handle it(well shit like i said maybe you special). We could prolly not have this argument at all. Its pissing me of when guy of your age goes "Me this, Me that, Hes moron". That is so fuckin rude and selfish. Every time i post something that differs with other peoples opinions, i try my best not to offend anybody. You on other hand tried your best to do the opposite.

Yeah, its my bad, i kinda meant by it when you spent whole nite snorting it, so its like meth. You kinda roll all nite you know what i mean? I dont know any "official" names for it. So i borrowed "rolling" from speed. Is it that bad?

Thank you sweetie My thoughts exactly

I wont argue, cause i aint got nothing to prove. I know coke, i've done alot of coke. If i have problem expressing myself to "sound" correct, thats just too bad, well, gimme 2 more years, i'll work on my english. I do believe i might sound like a fuckin' christian catholic youth leader, but im not, and i mentioned everything below the first line cause coke destoryed lots of things, including my nasal tissue and my wallet. And i was so not worth it even a little bit. I wrote this one of constant unpleasant memories, so people who still havent went through it, would think twice. And you, being sucha "know what they are talking about", if you would really know what you talk about, instead of flappin' your mouth for nothing, you could share with the rest of the world, what makes me a "unexperienced" and you sucha an expert. ( That is in case you were referring to yourself, and in case you werent, how can u judge me then? )

FUCK WHILE I WAS WRITING, dgmodel wrote a shitload of good stuff to you. :) ahahah, it took me forever to finnish this. Im kinda working at same time.... Check this shit out, without even knowing whats the background with this thing, (Where u met, how you know them, etc.) I can tell you this much, if you ask her, or i dunno both of them on a "Date" kinda thing like going out to chill to a club for example, and if you receive "YES" as an answer even that you gonna have to be pretty persuasive to get it...... "YOU GOT ALL THE FUCKIN CHANCES IN THE WORLD TO HOOKUP" Cause females as much more "feet to the ground" creatures unlike males.... I know many might scream that its not true, its bullshit, but i'm very much convinced that its true. Men are dreamers, and women are more practical. If they willing to go on a small date, they subconsciously consider all possibilities. If they girl dont like you... you gonna get a "NO" from a beginning and its a lost cause after. And you shouldn't be running around them waiting while they break up. Shit! You want it? Take it! Something stops you? Well fuckin fight for it! (I dont mean physically, dont go crushin' anybody's teeth) There is another reason why your idea lacks any sense, when they break up... You'll be a rebound. And rebound relationships might not last even a day. You dont want that, trust me. After she gives you any sign of willing to go out with you to any activities, just make your move playa! Just remember, ALWAYS.... Its like a golden rule. Replace that 'THEM' with anything you want. In this case, those chicas you trying to get it on with. "IF YOU WANT 'THEM' TO RESPECT YOU, YOU MUST FIRST LEARN TO RESPECT YOURSELF" ---- Might be useful ---- As far as they boyfriends.... Shit i had 3 serious relationships that started like that, all 3 times was a same thing, "Model Looking Boyfriend" in the way. And all 3 times it accidentely worked out in my favor, cause of the following things: Never chased, i wasnt even interested in the start. Thought did flirt, but i mean it everybody flirts. Always paid attention when she said, and was a good listener which gave a girl opportunity to talk about more deeper things than Gucci sale last friday. Was a interesting story teller, all i had to do is be little articulate and skip all the "macho" shit from the stories. (If you do it good, one story you told might endup beign discussed for hours. Just make sure its a topic you both can talk about.) After a while, when i saw where things were going. I just added little more spice to it. (Like being spontaneous is a very good, like outta nowere just come with some crazy idea that she might like and also would be really down with it.) When situation comes when you both know whats going on, just initiate the first "move" cause girls almost never do, usually it happends to be the first kiss. (Make it special, put some soul into it. If you not sure how she likes to be kissed, just be kiss like gentle and soft, using only your lips. Dont shove tongue in her throat, cause many girls dont even like french kissin'. If you spoil that moment, it wont be easily forgotten.) And she always usually shares with you all the things that piss her off about current/past boyfriend(s). Thats the information you must remember and learn from. Its like a free guide to the specific relationship. (This might even happen before any of the above.) And last one is... She will definetely tell you what her past/current boyfriend(s) never does that she would like him to do. Like "Oh, i would love him to take me horse back riding, but he never does, he says its for rednecks who got nothing else to do, but i wanna go so bad... etc..", then you memorize and just one day, take her there, when she least expects it. You can do that while being friends, you dont need to have a relationship for you to do that. And it was beautiful, and worked like charm. You might be interested why none of them lasted? Cause i didnt follow some of the things that i listed for you in a first post, above. ----- I want you too read and make your own conclusions, and decisions, this is not a guide im writing, im just sharing with you my opinions, and some of my past. This is just 1/100 of things you need to know, but the rest only you can learn. Cause rest of them are so relationship specific. I dont want to be responsible in any way, if your thing doesent work out. Just trying my best to help. I DO UNDERSTAND THAT MY ENGLISH SUCKS ASS. So if you dont understand something that you would want to, PM me i'll try to ellaborate. I hope i made some sense Good Luck

Sweetheart, I was tired and had nothing else to say, and there was a smiles next to it. Couldnt not figure im jokin'? You need to loosen up. I mean cmon, you read what i write, alot of times half or more if it dont make sense. But i take it seriously. And now after 1 joke i make you gonna bust my balls for nothing? After all the drama during last nite, i felt like joking and beign stupid. Can i for once? Dont take it so seriously. :)