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You mean Kegel exercises, isn't that a hernia?

Girls Girls, all I really want is girls And in the morning it's girls Cause in the evening it's girls I like the way that they walk And it's chill to hear them talk And I can always make them smile From White Castle to the Nile Back in the day There was this girl around the way She liked by home-piece M.C.A. He said he would not give her play I asked him, "Please?" he said, "You may." Her pants were tight and that's ok If she would dance I would D.J. We took a walk down to the bay I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!" I asked her out she said, "No way!" I should have probably guessed their gay So I broke North with no delay I heard she moved real far away That was two years ago this May I seen her just the other day Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay Girls - to do the dishes Girls - to clean up my room Girls - to do the laundry Girls - and in the bathroom Girls, that's all I really want is girls Two at a time I want girls With new wave hairdos I want girls I ought to whip out my girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

How many Dommes does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, that can't happen this year.. I'm serious. HAHA, you forget that you got frostbite on your ass, poor baby... Your yelps drew every raccoon, wolf, and bear from a 30 mile radius. That's why it's so much fun hanging out with you, I never know what fucked up shit we're going to get into next. Well, other than each others pants, eventually.

The only thing that's going to be pink is your rump, little girl.

isn't it the big Halloween eXXXtravaganza?

I got the ones in Section C, I'm all about the double diamond trail. They have private instructors for VIP members, I made Jeeves and Sven were working that week, as well. They said if we wreck the room this time they might press charges. I assured them we wouldn't, RIGHT.

I always keep her cumming back. She knows what's good for her, even if it isn't.

That's better. Oh by the way, I called the ski resort this morning, the cabin sleeps 8, so we need 3 other couples who want to go. Christine and her boyfriend might want to go, but we need definates, I put down the deposit but we have to collect final payment by November 30th.

That's fucking all they fucking had. You're really fucking starting to fucking piss me off!!

That wasn't me, must have been one of your other bitches.. it's squirrels, damnit.. oh the horror!!!

I didn't hear any complaints!!!! Of course, that could be because you were bound and gagged, but that's BESIDES the point!!!

I believe you were covered in the "and everyone else on the sex board" smartie... get over yourself, don't make me come over there!!

Easy cum, easy ho, I mean go!

funny thing!! when I went to reply, it said I had to log in or moderator disabled my account, I was hysterical, too funny. You're one of those people who vacuum.. and see a piece of lint not being picked up, and then pick it up, and put it back down and try and vacuum it up, aren't you.

you tell 'em Spanky!!

What's worse, the exhibitionists, or the voyeurs who read through an entire thread. Get some perspective. our room is the room of life 4:20 baby!

they're going down because a) the good ones get taken, but I guess those same nice guys are "finishing last" so they end up damaged back in the mating pool. the assholes are left to breed and procreate amongst themselves just multiplying them. c) a guy can only get away with what a women let's him get away, for the most part. It's not a one sided equation. Don't tell me that some degenerates of your gender have not contributed to the delinquency of a male. next.

i disgree, not that you care

I was trying to protect your honor, what's left of it. BAD? see understatement, page. 69. I hope that's all you said to Tony, you better clean out all the prophylactics before I get there. Working on my jaw exercises

I was an only child... my parents said.. why mess with perfection. JUST KIDDING... they actually said.. I'm not going through this anymore, one is enough. On the subject of sisters, it's usually a good idea to stay away from the sisters of your friends, especially since relationships have such a low percentage of working out. my $.02 No offense, but girls as well as guys in general have horrible taste in partners. Even you, even me, at some point, you have to trust that she's smart and will outgrow and overcome the jerks/asshole phase. It's still unfortunate though. Guys like us are not a dime a dozen...

Did you have any junior high flashbacks when I was pulling on your handlebar pigtails? You won't be wearing the tu-tu that long anyway, so we can just scrap it all together, if you don't mind. How could I NOT be warm.. and you know the word nice isn't in my vocabulary. <--- that tongue does not stick out nearly fast enough. We better get some alone time soon, the hot tub only holds two comfortably.. well... horizontally, anyway ::shrug::

dude, i hope you have the proper water based lubricatant.

why do i picture a guy alone in a booth drenched in beer, cosmos and chardonnay.

HEY!!!!!!!!!!! no squirrel talk.. You know I'm scared of them. The gerbil incident of '99 didn't help any, either. thankyouverymuch The catholic school bit explaind A LOT. How come you never told me that before, I thought you were just dressing up in those pictures. I know a few models, strippers and ballerinas that might be interested. I'm starting to miss the days it was just you and me, ah well, I'll get over it.. or under them, as the case may be.