boywonder77

20 for a dip is ridiculous. I have a guy that can get a tin of banits for under 5$. Suckers.

Theres a bar named the library at almost every major school in the country. How about NO FAT CHICKS! it's direct to the point and would make the best 50 foot high neon sign ever. no fat chicks!

The Shark Bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To buy a club. Figure 150-300k for the liscense alone, if you can get one. At least that for the building, unless you lease whick is still super expensive. 100-150 remodeling and start up fees. That would be for a moderate sized club in jersey. New york- triple that at least. Half a mil and you hav to have that much capital just to get the liscense.

Anything, anything.................

As purely evil and grotesque as that is, you should reconsider the name of your thread and realize we are all lucky to live in a country where this kind of thing even makes the news. in many countries this sort of thing doesn't ever even get reported.

$5 bucks says I see Kosta.

that chick has a little dick.

100% moron proof way to make a girl climax. Get your notebook. #1 This one works 99% of the time. While the guy is on top, scoot yourself so your almost underneath her with her legs up on your arms. Then get yourself real close and grab her legs real tight and slide her up and down your without pulling out at all. This way she's rubbing her clit up and down the base of your shaft. If this fails your probably not doing it right, but for the sake of argument. #2 This never fails unless she wants it to. While on top put her legs up in the air and start fucking her real slow in a circular motion. While your doing that one of you needs to be playing with her clit, ( I personally prefer it's her). When she starts getting in a groove lie you chest really tight on hers( this is incredibly intimate and hot) and reach your hands around behind her ass and spread her cheeks. Now this is where it gets tricky, get your finger wet, by this point she better be wet, or you should give up and become a priest, and start circling her asshole. This should do the trick, if she's a freak(which is the way i like it than feel free to stick your finger right up her ass, this will cause massive gushing and guaranteed future sex. Be careful not to spoil them though, they fall in love quickly when you get them off good. I love you guys and hope this helps.

You said the Blue Oyster. That's funny

I don't know what this girl did, nor do I care in the least. But why do I suspect that she's probably hot. No ugly girl has ever inspired this much venom from other broads. You girls are fucking great. Meow, saucer for two.

Wait your promoting at joeys on thursday, but yet trying to talk people out of going there to go to River street on fridays? That's not very professional now is it. You should never dump where you eat.

I say you go with the Goat. Goatfucker.

Wat to go glenn, i heard this chick is EASY!

Why the fuck did they pick an annoying jewish sorority. They're the fucking worst. That house looks like the line to get streisand tickets.

I just need your husband to confirm his order. Is this 8 dildos or nine dildos? If it is nine dildos well throw in a free buttplug.

Are you chinese? I'm just gonna tell him your chinese, it will make this go faster. Now I'm gonna hold up the phone to his sack again, but this time you yell in chinese. :laugh:

Wow,Its a good thing Tempts doesn't serve Red Bull. Otherwise there would be drugs all over the place.

You fucking dumbass. If we wanted you in our conversation we would have invited you. You want to be a tough guy try signing under something other than a newbie. Talk shit again and I will track you down by your computer(which I can easily do) and SKULL FUCK YOU TILL YOU DIE. Don't fuck with Greek men. Fucking Pussy.

Just working the gogo(the female gogo) thurs to sun. I have no social life.(Insert gay joke here). Come by Double D's one night, thursdays are really good if the weather is nice.

Long time no see bro, I got about 5 bartenders in a house on 17'th about thirty, maybe thirty five feet from bar- A. I do believe I have a new monday night. I'll probably be there this mon or next.

he has pms because he's a woman. Ha Ha.

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Weren't we going to call them Reltne thursdays?

Vanilla Blackhaus:vomit2: :vomit2:

I've never been to a party at a shelter. Where do they hide all the homeless people.