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I don't even own a pair of underwear.

Had this been posted by a girl it would have been sexy. I think I'm gonna puke.

Not all girls, but a lot of them pick their boyfriends by their job and car and then wonder, why these guys turn out to be assholes. Maybe it's because only an asshole would drive a lexus, I don't know, that's not the point. (seriously though it's a fucking toyota with gold trim) The guys I know that are genuinely good guys don't prioritize material wealth as much. Don't get me wrong I like nice things too, but perhaps you should consider what kind of person he is over what he does for a living. I drive a pick-up because I like trucks. I like to consider it my shallow meter. If the car bothers her it's done, I'm taking my balls and going home.

"Hmmm, what should I do first, get dressed or take a picture of the Ketel? Ahhh, what's the difference?".

. I have never (never) heard someone say that the music sucks on Sundays at the Surf. So no matter what time you get there you get great music. I think your forgetting about Sahara.

Fuck yeah thursdays kill fridays.

That might be the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Here's some you girls might like. What does a woman do when she gets home from the battered women's shelter? The fucking dishes if she knows what's good for her. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you didn't try to tell her twice.

My sister and brother were such complete fuckups that by the time I was in high school my dad completely gave up. The only thing he ever said was if I got arrested I would spend the night in jail. He was not joking, I have spent two lovely nights in jail. Other than that he could give a fuck what i do. Just recently we started smoking together, which is quite a trip since I always thought my dad was so straightedge. Ironic, that we were both smoking weed all that time together in different rooms.

Welcome.

Sounds Like someone i know too. One with a similair name who snuka'd me with a knee. You don't know her do you?

This isn't the Neppy with the vicious right knee, is it?

No Rojer , No rerun, No Rent.No Rojer , No rerun, No Rent.No Rojer , No rerun, No Rent.No Rojer , No rerun, No Rent.No Rojer , No rerun, No Rent.No Rojer , No rerun, No Rent.No Rojer , No rerun, No Rent.No Rojer , No rerun, No Rent.!

Homeless Johhny cleaned for weed.

Who said americans are uneducated?

Not dating them is your own prereogative. I don't date fat/ugly people because I don't find them attractive. Not being friends with them makes you shallow, which I find more un-attractive than obesity.

4/20 brother. It's like stoner christmas. You people know what a pothead I am.

Will Sahara be there all summer again, they were great.

Two of my favorate things all in one day. JohhnyBee, cody, rolls, Ceeotter be warned of my triumphant return.

I just finished the book, really fucked up story. I haven't seen the movie yet because I wanted to wait til i was done with the book.

What does that cost? Even though I have the greenbacks I have so much spare time it seems lazy. But since everybody already knows i'm lazy who gives a fuck.

This guy is gay.

I love you.

Does it have anything to do with an unhealthy obsession with Sally Jessy.

The high school girl at the bagel store said I look like enrique eglesias, so I gave her a five dollar tip. She'll probably tell everybody that now. :D