boywonder77

I understand people are upset that they didn't get Tempts cards, but what's with your major fucking hard on for the shark bar. Your a promoter you should know sometimes promotions don't go exactly the way you planned, they apologized, offered to make good to anyone who was pissed, and moved on and had an even better night last night. Kosta-Long time no see. Why the hell are you so angry? Stop in one night. We'll drink black, harass strippers, break some plates, Yassou!!!!

(drum roll please) SUPERJEW!!!!!!!! That has a nice ring to it.

What's up baby, I won't be down til sunday but I'll be at the Surf early and you can crash at my place in seaside sunday night. I miss you baby. Can't wait to party again this year.

Axel!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What up brother, I'll see you sunday night.

I almost just pissed myself. Razzles!!!!!!!!! Nick the greeks, fucking hysterical, I'm getting homesick. Sunday here i come.

Reminds me of a little me. All horny and surly. Her you go bucko.

Welcome to America. Now grab your ankles and find your happy place.

(crickets)

Dudethat was a little joke to glenn, I didn't think anybody else would even pick up on. I have never said anything bad about joeys or anybody who works there, I'm friends with everybody that works there. I worked there for three good years and made a lot of friends. I've never taken a dollar from anybody in my life and always got along with you and everybody there. You can check my posts I never say anything bad about any clubs especially not joeys. Joeys's and the surf are my two favorate clubs and I'll be back there this summer to see all my friends. I wasn't even aware of this reaction since I posted that weeks ago when I was on the phone with Glenn. I hope this clears the matter.

I just enjoy the phrase. But now even that has become "a little gay". Love Cupcake:heart:

Um, yeah. that's disgusting. Who wants to taste their own ass.

Yeah, she was a slut too.

No, your right. I have cheated in the past, but not with a girl I was serious enough to live with. And I wouldn't disrespect our house like that.

Hi, my name is Boywonder and I like to stick my finger in girls butts. Wait a minute that's the best pick-up line ever. You might get slapped in the face, but if not you got yourself a party girl. Woo-Hoo.

I just wanted to see if you were paying atttention.

Did you ever see the show the mind of the married man on HBO. His wife pisses him off so to make it up to him she gives him head while he's watching the three stooges. Fucking hysterical.

it seems "a little gay" at first. But it makes you feel awesome.

I'd like to say my heart, but most of the time it's my penis.

It sounds like he got a whiff of something awful when he was trying to go down on you and lost his wood. I would be nicer, but the fact that you brought some guy into the house where you live with your boyfriend while he was away maked you more than a slut, it makes you a bad person.

Yeah, that's what i was thinking they should have taught this shit in sex-ed, I might have paid attention.

Your all fucking tools. Gropasaorenut makes a funny clever little poem. A bunch of fucking tools piss and moan about it like a bunch of bitches. A bunch of guido sluts come to his defense in the name of guido honor. Mayhem ensues. Your all dorks. get a clue. The poem was funny. Laugh, it's ok. Humor is good! Bitching on a message board is really gay! Lighten the fuck up! I have spoken. Everybody laugh:laugh:

I never said my plan was foolproof. Sometimes sacrifices need to be made.

Get her REALLY drunk, and give her the "shocker". You may get slapped, this is to be expected. But hey, now that she's already had thumb in her ass once , what's the big deal?

That's fucking funny. Here's what I've learned. All girls like having their ass played with, but they have been taught that makes them slutty so the first time requires some work. Here's how you start. When your eating her out or getting her from behind, very casually wet your finger and just circle the area. Once she gets used to it she'll love it. Next step astro -glide!

I can't remember what i had for breakfast. After about 15 or so it's kind of hard to remember unless your a complete tool and keep it written down somewhere. Every girl I've slept with has a special memory attached to her that i'll remeber every now and then and smile. But I have learned that sooner or later every girl will ask you thius question, and "I don't know" is not a good answer. I usually stick with something like 12. This is not something you can be honest about. I would rather be, but girls wig out if you say something like, "i don't know around a 100". But on the other hand I've only had unprotected sex with the three girls who have been my girlfriend. I think that's more important.