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yeah, they knock me out and make me

I think the end is near. Stephen Colbert had "Welcome Jesus" Shirts printed up.

She needs to eat something - like my cock would be nice. And big juicy steak with fries and a shake. Then she could eat my cock again, then I'd bend her over cause there is no way I would allow that pelvis to get close to mine.

I have darvocet's and xanax for mine.

I bet every married cheating Steven in that town is sweating bullets.

I'd go get my candy bar. And then beat the shit out of the DJs. Cock suckers.

That's the funniest thing I have seen all day - I'm stealing it.

Television ratings and Fear.

Werd - I only write checks at places that don't take credit. I carry ZERO cash all the time. Not usually a good thing to do, but I don't even know the PIN to my Debit card.

You guys need to live in a town where the closest store to you is Wal-Mart. It fucking sucks. I feel like I need a damn green-card to live in the midwest. This shit isn't right. I have to drive by two Wal-marts to get to anything worth going to. As for groceries, I only have to drive past one to get to a Kroger. ANd Wal-Mart is cheaper than Kroger - and i'm a tight ass.

Flush away!

It's not good to put hair down the toilet. Stop up your system.

Wal-Mart rocks! Where else can you get shit dirt cheap made by a bunch of kids in sweat shops? As for the Ghettoness/red-neck clientel that it produces- fuck it, it's just part of it.

Peoria Il

It hasn't rained here in 15 days.

Agreed - But I really don't care. I hope that end of the world fucking destroys itself. And the rest of the world too. As long as I still have a wal-mart and CVS I'll be fine. If those fuckers would just destroy all of Jeruseleum and convert to Scientology Tom Cuise could go over there and rule the middle-east.

you can get laser pointers at PETSMART

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_Clips_Project This is pretty cool I can't belive I haven't heard about this sooner. But I rented the DVD about this today and it's a very tearful story about what these kids have done.

The whole thing that pisses me off about the Bible is so many other books were left out. The writings of the Gnostics were completly igonored and the majority of the books were written well after the death of Jesus, if he ever really existed. The books were written on what people thought should've happened and not always what actually happened. The Bible is supposed to be the "word of omnipotent God" written by men, and God passed his message through the writers. However, the writers were all men making the writings garbled jiberish. I belive very little about what is written in the Bible. I get more spiritual and religous education from the history channel.

Elvis used to dip them in hot butter before eating them.

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American male. Gay bashin’, black fearin’, poor fightin’, tree killin’, regional leaders of the South Frat housin’, keg tappin’, shirt tuckin’, back slappin’ haters of hippies like me. Tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, porn watchin’ lazyass hippies like me. Tree huggin’, love makin’, pro choicen, gay weddin’, widespread diggin’ hippies like me. Skin color-blinded, conspiracy-minded, protestors of corporate greed, We who have nothing and most likely will ‘till we all wind up locked up in jails By conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American males,. Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls, living together in two separate worlds Following leaders of mountains of shame, looking for someone to blame. I know who I like to blame: Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American males, Soul savin’, flag wavin’, Rush lovin’, land pavin’ personal friends to the Quayles Quite diligently workin’ so hard to keep the free reins of this Democracy From tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, barefootin’ folk-singin’ hippies like me. Tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, porn watchin’ lazyass hippies like me.

no you're not, you just haven't found it all yet

I have heard heart rate monitors less annoying than that shit. It sounded like you left something in the dryer that kept it from going around so the dryer belt was just humming. But I'd keep it, some people like the sound of annoying heart rate monitors and dryers. Think of it this way, DJ Skrible has cd's out there.

Watching it now. seems to be pretty fuckingk wicked. Willfill in later