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lol i always do that. i have this huge notebook ive been keeping since freshman year of high school that i write all my high thoughts and ideas in. i read em when im sober and theyre fuckin hilarious

jeeeeeeesus dude. that shits fucked up. yeah u should've definitely made that bitch pay some of the fine, it's fucked up that they made u pay for all of it when she got caught too. i'd call up that friend of yours and have a little word if i were you

alright, if you want ktu to become a station that's worth listening to, follow these instructions: 1) go to miami 2) buy a radio 3) tune into 93.1, the best fucking station ever. 4) copy everything they do and play, down to the very last detail. then maybe you're ratings will start to contend with hot 97 and z100 instead of the christian bible network. good luck.

alright guys, bump once again. but since im bored and high, i came up with a good idea. everyone bumping this shit should share some high stories, whether they're funny or embarassing or whatever. ill start: so me and a few friends got pretty baked last winter, and we ended up at this kids house. now, i didnt know the kid, cause any friend of mine knows to have PLENTY of munchies laying around just in case. so anyways, we're at this kid who i dont know's house, and we're starving, and we're all way too high/lazy to go to wendy's and pick up some late night goodness. so like any stoner, i start looking around the kid's kitchen to find something, ANYTHING, to eat. so here's what i come up with: vegetable oil, flour, some saltines and 2 onions. we gather in the kitchen to decide what we can make out of this array of ingredients, and suddenly it hits me: ONION RINGS!! I know, i know, you can't make onion rings out of the shit we had, and not with the equipment we had, but we were high, and we were hungry, so it had to be done. we crushed the saltines and mixed it in with the flour, chopped the onions (don't try this at home while you're stoned kids) and covered them in the flour-cracker mixture. then, we poured the oil into a pot, turned it up really high, and put the chopped onions into the cauldron. well, to our surprise, the oil caught fire. soon there were these monstrous flames roaring out of the pot, and we're all completely buggin out. i throw the pot into the sink, but that only spread the fire. soon the sink was covered in burning oil and the flames became massive, nearly reaching the ceiling (i shit u not). we grab a liter of coke and pour it onto the fire, which finally went out, but not without the walls behind and next to the sink being completely charred. his parents came home the next day. im glad i wasnt there. now you share.

b to the u to the m to the p

bump for getting ripped last night then watching shrek

smoke a lot of the highest grade shit u can get., then u'll develop a high tolerance.

oops and a big bump for the ounce me and 4 of my boys burned off this weekend. they should call me sir bumps a lot. goddamn im high

i cant feel my feet so u know what that means..... bump

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

Octoberfest

all i know is the macarena........ and the funky chicken. those 2 dances have revolutionized the way i look at dancing, and life, for that matter. ....... wow i need a job.

a dollar for marijuana? i'll be there

hey guys. ever hear of braveheart? "THEY CAN TAKE OUR LIVES.....BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE...............OUR FREEDOM!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!" too bad he gets killed.

wow good weekend: friday - 8 packings of enrique the spanish bongo (in addition to 10 beers) sat. - a nice 3 gram blunt with the gf sunday - just smoked a bowl. ahh god i love my haze

why post a reply saying that there's nothing else to be said?

Ok, first things first, Pharrel has no business singing. The "talent" i was referring to was his singing abilities, sorry if I didn't make that clear. And yes, he is a talented producer. He made about 3 different beat sequences, one or two original synths, and then uses them for every goddamn song he produces. I can tell if a song is produced by the fucking neptunes in the first 15 seconds, because theres that annoying as hell synth that he's used in just about every song, or the same beats. Cmon, listen to "grindin" by the clipse. Tell me that two homeless guys with a trash can couldn't make those beats. Please.

true, but people also paid Kavorkian a lot for his services.

I've never been so sick of someone as I am of this no talent, same beat using piece of shit. That song "frontin" is a joke, and I hope he gets hit by a truck. Who's with me?

hey buddy, here in america, we call it soccer. tu comprendes?

Yeah? well around here we call that a little twenty twen twen.......NIIIIGGGGHHAAA. bump for an afternoon bowl

wow i'm kind of new on this board and i never saw this before, shit, ive missed out on so many bumps. well, to make up, bump for the bong i'm about to hit right now. ain't nothin like the blueberry.......

No shit it happened u dumbass, what I was saying was that the Israeli government obviously didnt do it, and citing an advertisement isnt the best way to prove a point. Tons of arabs say that the Israeli government was behind Septemeber 11th, but ur dumb ass probably believes that. About learning manners: I don't think dumb people deserve to be treated well. And about "buggering off" how bout u go to google and surf ur way to some useful information, come back here and post it. Then, I'll "bugger off"