entheogen808

There are no new sex positions. they've all been done by someone, somewhere, sometime. most likely by some kama sutra or yogic folks.

Do your balls hang low, DO THEY WOBBLE TO AND FRO, can you tie 'em in a ribbon, can you tie 'em in a bow...etc...

i heard somewhere that swallowing cum can help reduce breast cancer.

labia major (outer lips) and labia minor ( inner lips). and as for Ms. Aria...i'd lick it, suck it and fuck it. my overhang comment was about preference. i wouldn't turn it away, just like some women prefer big thick cocks, i prefer compact, tight pussy lips...my g/f for example has slightly sagging inner lips, but that makes it nicer to suck on.

haha...yeah that too. and as for Agent Provocateur...their stuff is kinda nice, but overpriced and not too practical.

me? no. it's those little girls flashing their soft warm young flesh.

i use condoms so clean up is easy...take it off wipe up with a wet tissue, and i'm done. as for her...when she guts up to pee, she just wipes a bit more. oh, yeah, and i try to dry up my pubes a bit too...they're usually soaked.

if masturbation counts as sex that would be tough...but if tapping your toe to a rhythm is music, that would be tougher. i'd have to say music, i couldn't live without that.

eh, i like em nice and compact, no overhang...that's nice...but pussy comes in all shapes and i don't discriminate...a little flapping, is more for me to suck on.

NO, i'm jonyquest just kidding...someone please stop this shit.

and besides, it's not like i'm the headmaster of an elite manhattan private school.

and besides, it's not like i'm the headmaster of an elite manhattan private school.

at 6'2", there aren't many taller women out there. i once dated a girl that was 6' tall and that was a bit weird...just an odd feeling when we were making out. i like tall-ish women, but not over 5'11. i'm not prejudiced, but it's just what i prefer. i think 5'9 is perfect.

yeah, i do shit like that all the time. i'm an only child, and so is my girlfriend and we both do this, and have done this most of out lives. that's what i attribute it to, doesn't mean i'm not crazy or that you're not crazy, but you're not alone, if it's any consolation.

2 out of 5...but they were asking for it!!! so what if i like some little girls...they're easy!!!

Things Not To Say 125 THINGS NEVER TO SAY DURING SEX 1) is it in? 2) that's it? 3) you've got to be kidding me. 4) (phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you? 5) do I have to pay for this? 6) do I have to call you tomorrow? 7) oh momma, momma! 8) oh dadda, dadda! 9) you look better in the dark. 10) this is much better than my last girl/boyfriend. 11) I thought that goes in the other hole.... 12) don't tell my husband/wife. 13) you have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it) . 14) this sucks. 15) can you finish now? I have a meeting... 16) I hope you don't expect a raise for this... 17) I think you might get the job for this. 18) damn! is that all you know what to do. 19) did I tell you, I have herpes? 20) now we must get married. 21) hurry up, the games about to start. 22) I'm hungry. 23) I'm thirsty. 24) zzzzzzzzzzzz. 25) are you trying to be funny? 26) can I have a ride home after this? 27) are those real? 28) by the way, I want to break up. 29) is that smell coming from you? 30) haven't you ever done this before? 31) wow!! I've never seen those before (then grope wildly) . 32) do you know what some female spiders do after sex? 33) you're so much like your sister.... 34) your mom's cute. 35) what's your name again? 36) do I have to be here in the morning? 37) a second time? I barely stayed awake the first time! 38) but you just started!! 39) you're about as good as a 9 year old, and I should know!! 40) don't touch that!! 41) can we order a pizza? 42) I think my dad is listening at the door. 43) smile for the camera, honey!!! 44) take off that damn monkey glove!! 45) get your hand out of there!! 46) I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago. 47) I knew you wore a padded bra!! 48) cover me boys, I'm going in!!! 49) DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! 50) Fire one! 51) God, that is small!! 52) hold on, let me change the channel... 53) who smells like fish? 54) is it O.K. if my mom (and/or dad) joins in? 55) your best-friend does it much better. 56) hope you don't mind I left my boots on. 57) hurry up, the motor's runnin'. 58) you're fogging up the wind-shield. 59) can I borrow 5 bucks? 60) what the hell noise was that?! 61) stop moaning, you sound so stupid. 62) shut up, bitch! (worse if the girl says it) 63) you know, you're not really attractive. 64) I'm sorry, I was not listening. 65) what, oh yea, I love you too, now let me concentrate!! 66) stop interrupting me!! 67) I have to take a shit. 68) did I leave the iron on? 69) your breath is funky. 70) (start singing Green Day) . 71) is it O.K. if I call someone, its O.K. though, keep going.... 72) its OK honey, I can imagine that its bigger. 73) god I wish you were a real woman. 74) why can't you ever shave your legs? 75) by the way, when I drove over here, I ran over your dog.... 76) oh Susan, Susan... I mean donna.... shit. 77) your breast milk is like my mom's.... 78) you're hairy!! 79) your "happy trail" led me to a dead end. 80) is it O.K. if I never see you again? 81) did I forget to tell you I got worms from my cat? 82) don't make that face at me! 83) all of a sudden I have a headache. 84) you're boring. 85) I like your tits. 86) suck my dick, bitch. 87) how much do I owe you? 88) How come we each have a penis? 89) of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me! 90) your ass is hairy (the guy says this) . 91) just use your finger, its bigger. 92) does your family have to watch? 93) we'll try again later when you can satisfy me too. 94) get off me, I'll do it myself!!!! 95) can you hold this sandwich for me? 96) you're as soft as a sheep, inside and out. 97) the only reason I'm doing this is because I'm drunk. 98) my mom taught me this..... 99) how cute... peach fuzz! 100) Damn girl! my tits are bigger than your's! 101) should I ask why you're bleeding? 102) this is my pet rat, Larry.... 103) if you can't do it, I'll find someone else who can! 104) I haven't had this much sex since I was a hooker! 105) I was once a woman... 106) wanna see me take out my glass eye? 107) no I don't love your mind, I can't grab that!! 108) is it O.K. if I tell my friends about this? 109) I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly! 110) you wanted me to use a condom? 111) you're no better than my brother!! 112) mooooo!! 113) Fire in the hole!!! 114) I wanna see how many quarters I can fit in there. 115) hurry up, I'm late for a date. 116) O.K. start...oh! that feels so... YOU'RE DONE??!! 117) you ever see basic instinct? 118) I'm out of condoms, can I use a sock? 119) don't squirm, you'll spill my beer. 120) Did I tell you where my cold sore came from? 121) you got boogies showing. 122) (start reciting the 10 commandments) . 123) I think I just shit on your bed. 124) of course I don't love you. 125) let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-I-n- t.

we get sweaty as hell, and it's usually all over the bed. or right in the middle and we both get it.

on the front stoop of some other random stranger, fucking in mid march...then the person who's house it was came home...hahahaha

i went from the gillette sensor excel to the schick extreme 3 and i like it a lot...never tried the mach3...can anyone compare the 2?

then she'll get $100 worth of the same shit she already has.

those motherfuckers you haven't seen for a bit.

there's something hot about pulling it aside to lick it before you stick it.

and we know she keeps herself clean...haha

jesus christ, how fucking hot is jessica biel?

i'm with ya on that one sister...fuck those fuckin' smilies!!!