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skince55

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  1. Seriously, zimmer was about as much a threat to pedro as if it was a woman charging him.
  2. yea, Garcia didn't have a ball thrown at his head manny ramirez crying about a ball thrown over the plate, pedro threatening to throw a ball at someone else's head, and the Yanks are the ones bitching about the dumbiest shit? fuckin moron
  3. My favorite part of the game was when Boston fans were chanting Yankees suck when they were loosing 4-2
  4. I do, several times a day, and the Giants/Jets are from Jersey, we share teams thanx
  5. Yes, the girls are hot here, and as unoriginal as we may be, the girls are still hot and we still have sex with them, and that is more than enough for me. Oh, and the fact that the Yankees beat Boston every year makes me feel good too.
  6. My personal favorite: "No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car" I guess this law is referring to the woman of massachusetts
  7. As promised...... Boston It is illegal to play the fiddle. Two people may not kiss in front of a church. No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city. No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears. Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except Sundays. It is illegal to eat peanuts in church. An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday. Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present. Women may not wear heels over 3 inches in length while on the common. No one may take a bath without a prescription. It is illegal for any citizen to own more than three dogs. Burlington You may not walk around with a "drink". Cambridge It costs $50 extra for a permit for hurling, soccer or Gaelic football games in a public park on a Sunday. Hingham You may not have colored lights on your house if it can be seen from Main Street. Only white lights may be visible. If you live on Main Street and want to paint your house, the colors must be approved by the historical society. Hopkinton Though horses and cows are allowed on the common, dogs are prohibited. Longmeadow It is illegal for two men to carry a bathtub across the town green. Marlboro It is illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun. Silly string is illegal in the city limits. One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city. It is illegal for any citizen to own more than two dogs. Milford Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden. Nahant Sleds may not be coasted down streets. It is illegal to excavate any city street. Newton All families must be given a hog from the town's mayor. North Andover An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns. Woburn In bars, it is actually illegal to "walk around" with a beer in your hand. And you guys think not being allowed to pump your own gas is stupid? :laugh:
  8. How about some Massachusetts laws At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts. All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. Hunting on Sundays is prohibited. It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath. A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car. Tattooing and body piercing is illegal. (Repealed) Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes. Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder. Quakers and witches are banned. Bullets may not be used as currency. Massachusetts liquor stores can only open on Sundays if they are in Berkshire, Essex, Franklin, Middlesex or Worcester counties and are within 10 miles of the Vermont or New Hampshire borders. Alcoholic drink specials are illegal. Public boxing matches are outlawed. Get the full text of this law. Shooting ranges may not set up targets that resemble human beings. . It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients. Candy may not contain more than 1% of alcohol. City laws to follow
  9. they should have made the name of the university Robert Wood Johnson instead of John Hopkins
  10. Na, every time we win feels just as good, if not better than the last. One day when your team wins consitently you'll know what I mean. Oh wait I forgot, once your team starts to win you going to abandon them because its not original to root for a winner.
  11. New England must have been the first football team to ever win the penant
  12. I had $100 on the Bucs I have never been madder from betting.
  13. If your girl won't shave because she is into the whole natural thing, I must ask, does she shave her legs and under her arms? If she doesn't shave those parts then forget, give up, you will never win this battle. If she does shave those parts then you have a chance. Explain to her that there is no difference in shaving under her arms then there is in shaving her pussy, except for the fact that you don't eat out her armpits.
  14. Does your response imply that you are agreeing with this statement: "every culture has a holiday everyday of the year"
  15. How does sand help you see?
  16. I had the same problem until i found out you could block people's sig's. Go to Edit Options, you block sig's, pictures and avatars
  17. There are two guys. She calls the guy in the green shirt Kevin, then the one on the ladder Chris, then she messes up and calls chris, kevin
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