You forgot about getting their nails manicured. I gotta be honest, I'm Italian, always used to be called a guido and shit, but back then being considered a guido was the way you talk, the car you drive and the clothes you wear. Since when did everyone turn GAY, are girls actually attracted to fags like that? I seriously want to know, cause I thought girls liked men, not pussy juice heads with waxed eyebrows and shit.