Thought this was funny!! I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the >following reasons: I do physical labor. >I plunge headfirst into everything I do. >I do not get weekends or public holidays off. >I work in a damp environment. >I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. >I work in high temperatures. >My work exposes me to contagious diseases. >Sincerely, >P. Niss > >The Response: >Dear Penis: >After assessing your request, and considering the arguments >you have raised, the administration rejects your request for >the following reasons: >You do not work 8 hours straight. >You fall asleep after brief work periods. >You do not always follow the orders of the management team. >You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen >visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you >need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start >working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of >your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety >regulations, such as wearing the correct protective >clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. >You are unable to work double shifts. >You sometimes leave your designated work area before you >have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, >you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the >workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. >Sincerely, >V. Gyna