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shortkat5

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  1. wtf i just spit my drink out on my keyboard.........
  2. i agree with the assholes part.........
  3. shortkat5

    guy rules

    lol i was being sarcastic dear
  4. so someone tell me - whats the point of private messages if theyre posted on a public messageboard?
  5. shortkat5

    guy rules

    hilarious - especially #1
  6. shortkat5

    Hi Mommy !

    did u just call me a garden tool?? LOLOLLLLLLLLLL
  7. someone once told me, and i find it very appropriate, you can't pick your family u just have to pretend to like em a couple times a year
  8. i dont mean to hate but maybe i'm meetin the wrong scorpio guys, most of em have been arrogant as hell.....one scorpion i dated went so far as to tell me that the only time a female is in control during sex is when shes giving head or on top, boy did i do my damnedest to prove him wrong....
  9. is that what gerbilina whispers in ur ear?
  10. shortkat5

    peeing

    thx don't think thats gonna be a prob
  11. shortkat5

    Hi Mommy !

    u just really want that don't ya?? cuz ya keep on askin for it.....
  12. shortkat5

    peeing

    now sharing the shower is a whole nother story... good times
  13. i have a garage so i dont have to deal with warmin her up
  14. shortkat5

    peeing

    LMAO something like that - i was only able to once, when i was pissy drunk, so must be a sub-conscious thing....
  15. shortkat5

    peeing

    i physically cant do it but i'm not sure why..
  16. bobby - i dont think my mom knows who tommy lee is..
  17. lets just say she left no question what body part she was referring to.......
  18. height: 5'5 weight: 140 hair color: dk. brown eye color: hazel green ethnicity: mostly irish & swedish shoe size: 7 1/2 or 8 measurements: not sure except 34b boobs... size: 8 or 10 cock size: ummm n/a
  19. i give props where they're due - her post was wayyy better than mine....
  20. shortkat5

    Hi Mommy !

    ya know the last person that called me a cunt got a salt shaker bounced off his head, and not one of the cheap little plastic ones either
  21. kinda like whitney and bobby - my mom says his dick must be outlined in gold lol
  22. shortkat5

    Hi Mommy !

    so do i - more than i probably should lol but to say it on the radio went too far imo....
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