ROFL. My friend Cat hahahaha.. nah shes a good girl.. kinda haha. ASL ahh i love that. Well, I am 18, I am a female in case you couldn't figure it out... and I live on Long Island. And single.. yes, I am. And I pray to god you're not serious when you ask the whole anal thing.. because otherwise I can say you have 100% freaked me out.