lamontwhite

Have no fear Lamont is here. I iz back from da black panic attack.

Lamont feels dat due to heavy consomeption of alcahol Lamonts postin time suffers.

Lamont is back and by the readin of yo posts you lame cracak asses miss my Lamont-O-Licious presents

Lamont is back and by the readin of yo posts you lame cracak asses miss my Lamont-O-Licious presents

Lamont is back and by the readin of yo posts you lame cracak asses miss my Lamont-O-Licious presents

Lamonts affection fo Nadia increased from dis here post.

As Lamont was walkin throu da rain last night it occured to Lamont dat da name rain cry was correct fo da situation. A wet sobe makes lamont sad wet and cold.

*cracks knuckles* *sharpens battle axe* LOL
OK, I'm willing to give you a chance to show-n-prove. We'll set up a date soon.
"da full power of da Lamont-O-Licoius momentum" LMAO
Bro, if she even talks to you for more than one minute (and I'll be timing with a stop watch), then I'll give you much respect. Good luck!!!
We'll get buttons made, bumper stickers, hats, jimmy hats, can openers, coasters, and t-shirts that say "I taught Barry White all that he knew".

Happy Friday!! 2 more DAYS!!

Lamont walks in da place and its clea hez da only brotha in da place. It full of nerdy cracka kids dressin to try and be all dat. And da muzic was a mess. Even Lamont can play bad 80's music wit mo pizzazzzzzz.
Lamont also notied the absence of hot women. Lamont noticed a few cutiez but nothin deservin of da special Lamont-O-Liciouis magnectic treametn.
But Lamont did notice one lady that he could help. She was a peach dream cum true. Lamont aprecizeted her peach ribbon dress. She looked like she was giftwraped just for lamont to open her ribbons. She was as beaudiful as a weddin cake dats ready for Lamont to eat. den Lamont noticed da lady neez help wit two things. accessoriez and men. wit her peach dress she had silva shoes and a black bag. Now Lamont loves black but the sista had no budiness usin dat bag. And Lamont wonders what she was doin wit a mr. clean skin head wanna be.
Give Lamont a week wit dat party and then it woud be phat!
And Lamont could not find one Clup Planet cracka in da house. Lamont intorduced himself and peple neva heard of me. Why you lame fuck not come out to meet Lamont. I tolz you I would be there. You owe Lamont on da flip side.

congratulations
Lamont is chosing this event as your opportuity to meet and purchase me alcoholic beverages. Lamont will also have cds to give awasy so you can all experience the souinds dat make me Lamont-O-Lishous.

Lamont enjoys da chubby little dude.

just 2 damn funny!

Lamont loves ise cream. Thank you.

Definitely "not my cup of tea."

Lamont must have some French background....
I heard his last name is:
LeCock.

...me think lamont has gone in search of a wooden splint to try and str8ten his curved penis , yea, me think .
ps...eric , you should talk to Blue management into trying to moving this Trance event to 1 sat. a month ...like last week

I think LeCunt, is more suitable!!!!!!

I need some rePUTAtion points

Lamont is eager to get da games started. Lamont will see you at da all star break homie!!

Lamont used to be a Mets fan before Lamont reliazed that dispite there postivot intentions tehy are destonted to be losers.

Lamont thinks dat if Erick is da rather plump latin boy behind da tables then Eric needs to run on a treadmill as hes mixin!

I haven't been able to give u any points in a while