And the only time I ever saw anyone put something up they're ass was in that movie Trainspotting (fav movie of all time).....the dude was detoxing from heroin and he put suppositries up his ass..but if anyone has ever detoxed before, you would know that you get crazy diarrhea...like pissing out your ass.....so he had to go...lost the suppositories and ended up climbing into the toilet....great scene...but I still don't get the whole ass thing....