I'll go back to Webster Hall when you have Scribbles playing in the upstairs club room. I also want the chicks on stage in a cage with fake boobies. I want to see flying trapeez artists doing silly little back flips spitting out fucking fire. I want that 20ft guy with stilts walking around waving and smiling to everyone. I also want a 20,000 fucking watt Argon laser light show, no exceptions. Put the fucking "Life" back in nightlife. Make it a 3 ring circus, with umpa lumpa migets running around with tabs of LSD on there tongues. Until i see that shit ill be driving around NYC in my car with a disco ball hanging from the mirror pumping my own beats!