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As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish

grade 5. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary

word in a sentence.

Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night.

Man,somebody get that catacomb.

Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.

Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna

send me back to the joint.

Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say,

"Bullshit, that watch Israel."

Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.

Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the



Iraq - When we got the pool hall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."

Stain - My mother-in-law stopped me and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for


Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say,"fortify".

Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.

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Originally posted by tinybutterfli

I'm still doing okay.... the only part of the day that I thought I was going to fall asleep was during my meeting. But I am definitely ready to get out of here! Its such a beautiful day outside!


I don't know whats wrong with all of you guys. I am having no problem at all staying awake at work today. You bunch of P***IES!!

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Originally posted by nautilus60

Be quite, sissies...I bet i was the last one to get home @ 5:30 AM and still feeling great today without any ripped fuel.

I got home at 7. But I'm an unemplyed bum.

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