zaguero Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finishgrade 5. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabularyword in a sentence.Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night.Man,somebody get that catacomb.Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonnasend me back to the joint.Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say,"Bullshit, that watch Israel."Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to thepoolhall.Iraq - When we got the pool hall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."Stain - My mother-in-law stopped me and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain fordinner?"Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say,"fortify".Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 dude, get ur ass to my office...I need someone to slap me 'cos I'm falling asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted April 15 Author Report Share Posted April 15 Originally posted by vicman dude, get ur ass to my office...I need someone to slap me 'cos I'm falling asleep. :worry2: 2 more hours to go.... :zzz: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nautilus60 Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Originally posted by vicman dude, get ur ass to my office...I need someone to slap me 'cos I'm falling asleep. Be quite, sissies...I bet i was the last one to get home @ 5:30 AM and still feeling great today without any ripped fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinybutterfli Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 I'm still doing okay.... the only part of the day that I thought I was going to fall asleep was during my meeting. But I am definitely ready to get out of here! Its such a beautiful day outside! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Originally posted by tinybutterfli I'm still doing okay.... the only part of the day that I thought I was going to fall asleep was during my meeting. But I am definitely ready to get out of here! Its such a beautiful day outside! I don't know whats wrong with all of you guys. I am having no problem at all staying awake at work today. You bunch of P***IES!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by nautilus60 Be quite, sissies...I bet i was the last one to get home @ 5:30 AM and still feeling great today without any ripped fuel. I got home at 7. But I'm an unemplyed bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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