Quoth Went To SF Last Night For The 1st Time (no Joke).

[quoth]

And i didn't like it.

I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is prolly the longest reveiew you will ever read (cause i just got home) but...

FOR ALL THE HATERS AND NAYSAYERS..LISTEN UP CAUSE THIS IS PROLLY THE MOST UNBIASED REVIEW U WILL EVER GET WITHOUT ACTUALLY GOING TO THE CLUB ITSELF.

Ok so check it..

pure curiosity forever has always daunted me to see what all this bullshit hype was to begin with, with Sound Factory. So fuckin...i happened to be talkin to magilicuti and for some strange reason he sparked my interest and motivation to "what the hell" come check it out.

So last night i went to a bar..then Howells at ARC...then after Howells...i decided to go with my partner in crime, njangel to Factory.

Wellllllllllllllllllllllll....

i get there...get carded the norm....then go to get patted down which actually was the weakest pat down i ever got in my life as opposed to the trademark Exit nut grab. After that...me and njangel and my italian cutey wander upstairs to pay...where admission is $30.

We start to walk in and IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!! a rush of adrenaline flows through my veins. The vibe that this club has is severely fucking unreal and something i have never felt, since the days of THE TUNNEL.

Lemme tell you....when you walk in...it SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REMINDS YOU OF TUNNEL...in that whole kinda like "underground, secret society that no one really knows about" way even though we all know SF aint underground.

VERYYYYY beautiful club..nice muthafuckin layout.

4 GODDAMN LEVELS!!

let me just say this:

TO ALL THE HATERS AND PEOPLE TOO FUCKIN STUBBORN TO HAVE THE BALLS AND CHECK IT OUT LIKE I DID...

THIS CLUB:

A)Has THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE best looking fucking women in all of New York City, i shittttttttt you not....

B)The sound system honest to god......is seriously prolly the best in NYC, BASS wise....YES EVEN BETTER THAN THE FUCKIN PHAZON AT ARC! The godamn basslines i could swear made my heart skip a beat or too unreal.

C) The fuckin overhyped "drugs everywhere bullshit" is such cocksucking bullshit and heresay...sure i saw fucked up people but never once doin shit right out in the open....also....i did this whole night at SF sober cause i dont do drugs to begin with...instead i drink.

D)The crowd is PROBABLY THEEEEEEEEEEEE FRIENDLIEST MUTHAFUCKIN CROWD IN NEW YORK CITY.....

Examples:

1) about 9 random strangers throughout the night, all fucking girls....introduced themselves to me, simply because they said they liked my shirt and started up a convo

2) sure theres juiceheads there but EVERYYYYYYYYYYY SINGLE ONE I BUNKED INTO was mad chill and patted me on the back..and you all know i aint no fuckin Arnold Schwarzenegger so its NOT AT ALL like the typical stereotype of "the meathead v.s. the lanky dude"

3)this girl was walking up the steps...which have to be the steeeeeeeepest muthafuckin steps i have ever walked up or down lol and like she couldnt hold her balance very well with her heels...so i extended my arm...she grabbed my hand...and held it as a guide as she up the stairs, then when she got to the top she gave me a kiss and said thank you very much.

Now...i'd love to see one other club in nyc at the moment where these same 3 things happen every weekend and yet people keep going.

The place was beyond packed and lemme tell ya...lots of muthafuckin good dancers and i DID NOT ONCE see "the guido fist pump" everyone there has there own style.

The dj:

i reallllllllllllly must say that i WAS IN FACT impressed by jonathan peters capabilities.

Mind u, this comment is coming from a regular 21 yr old dude who listens to allll generes of electronica but mainly TECHNO, Drum-n-bass and trance...but holy fuck...all that kept going through my head while i looked down the balcony is that...man...look at this muthafuckin guy makin these thousands of people move.

let me also say that...

NEVER EVER MUTHAFUCKIN EVER!!!!!!...since the days of The Tunnel....did i ever get goosebumps and that automatic smile put on my face from hearing a song.

Luz Divina-In Your Eyes

was the song that did it for me.

HER VOICE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING MAGICAL AND FUCKIN PIERCING AS HELL!!!!! That girl has serious talent and that song is SERIOUSLY VERY GOOD TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST.

In my personal opinon...

i would describe JP's music as "EPIC HOUSE"

A few years ago they had a genere they called, "EPIC TRANCE" which later became known as progressive/uplifting trance.

Now the reason i give my own title of "EPIC HOUSE" is because the guy truly works his shit and DO NOT BELIVE THIS STEREOTYPICAL LOOP FOR AN HOUR BULLSHIT....if anything the man only looped shit for minutes at a time..and i was listening VERY carefully...but shit...his house music has all these fuckin built up sad intros that just break down into some nast ass progressive house.

I really had shitloads of fun tonight met sooooooooooooooooooooooooo many people throughout the night....fuckin....chilled with magilicuti (sorry, i had to leave brotha man) fuckin saw some peeps from other boards i knew.

The point here is that:

NEVER EVER BELIVE ALL THE HYPE...as in ALL THE FUCKIN HATE THATS ASSOCIATED WITH THIS CLUB...IS PURE BULLSHIT AND ME AS A NON-BIASED CLUB GOER CAN HONESTLY SAY THIS BECAUSE I WENT THERE MYSELF AND SAW 1ST HAND WHAT EXACTLY MAKES SF SO GODDAMN GREAT AND IF YOUR WONDERING WHAT DOES MAKE IT SO GREAT...GO THERE FIND OUT FOR YOUR MUTHAFUCKING SELVES AND JONATHAN PETERS WILL MAKE A BELIVER OUT OF YOU...UNTIL THEN JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[rdancer]

Well Howells was a small step for me, maybe I will check out SF one of these days.... This review comimg from you makes me want to see what this club has to offer.

[£ddie]

Great review. I've been there 70-80 times altogether in 4 years and although I don't think JP is what he used to be and although I've had awful nights there, you just summed up every reason why I always go back. Most important reason for me - the VIBE. I know if it was awful you would have said so. Glad you had a good time.

Some of the people here who have nothing but negative things to say about the place have never even been there. I know this because they have asked to go with me, or they have told me they've wanted to go check it out for the first time. You know who you are.

Try it, you might like it.

[girly]

Originally posted by quoth

And i didn't likI LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is prolly the longest reveiew you will ever read (cause i just got home) but...

FOR ALL THE HATERS AND NAYSAYERS..LISTEN UP CAUSE THIS IS PROLLY THE MOST UNBIASED REVIEW U WILL EVER GET WITHOUT ACTUALLY GOING TO THE CLUB ITSELF.

Ok so check it..

pure curiosity forever has always daunted me to see what all this bullshit hype was to begin with, with Sound Factory. So fuckin...i happened to be talkin to magilicuti and for some strange reason he sparked my interest and motivation to "what the hell" come check it out.

So last night i went to a bar..then Howells at ARC...then after Howells...i decided to go with my partner in crime, njangel to Factory.

Wellllllllllllllllllllllll....

i get there...get carded the norm....then go to get patted down which actually was the weakest pat down i ever got in my life as opposed to the trademark Exit nut grab. After that...me and njangel and my italian cutey wander upstairs to pay...where admission is $30.

We start to walk in and IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!! a rush of adrenaline flows through my veins. The vibe that this club has is severely fucking unreal and something i have never felt, since the days of THE TUNNEL.

Lemme tell you....when you walk in...it SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REMINDS YOU OF TUNNEL...in that whole kinda like "underground, secret society that no one really knows about" way even though we all know SF aint underground.

VERYYYYY beautiful club..nice muthafuckin layout.

4 GODDAMN LEVELS!!

let me just say this:

TO ALL THE HATERS AND PEOPLE TOO FUCKIN STUBBORN TO HAVE THE BALLS AND CHECK IT OUT LIKE I DID...

THIS CLUB:

A)Has THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE best looking fucking women in all of New York City, i shittttttttt you not....

B)The sound system honest to god......is seriously prolly the best in NYC, BASS wise....YES EVEN BETTER THAN THE FUCKIN PHAZON AT ARC! The godamn basslines i could swear made my heart skip a beat or too unreal.

C) The fuckin overhyped "drugs everywhere bullshit" is such cocksucking bullshit and heresay...sure i saw fucked up people but never once doin shit right out in the open....also....i did this whole night at SF sober cause i dont do drugs to begin with...instead i drink.

D)The crowd is PROBABLY THEEEEEEEEEEEE FRIENDLIEST MUTHAFUCKIN CROWD IN NEW YORK CITY.....

Examples:

1) about 9 random strangers throughout the night, all fucking girls....introduced themselves to me, simply because they said they liked my shirt and started up a convo

2) sure theres juiceheads there but EVERYYYYYYYYYYY SINGLE ONE I BUNKED INTO was mad chill and patted me on the back..and you all know i aint no fuckin Arnold Schwarzenegger so its NOT AT ALL like the typical stereotype of "the meathead v.s. the lanky dude"

3)this girl was walking up the steps...which have to be the steeeeeeeepest muthafuckin steps i have ever walked up or down lol and like she couldnt hold her balance very well with her heels...so i extended my arm...she grabbed my hand...and held it as a guide as she up the stairs, then when she got to the top she gave me a kiss and said thank you very much.

Now...i'd love to see one other club in nyc at the moment where these same 3 things happen every weekend and yet people keep going.

The place was beyond packed and lemme tell ya...lots of muthafuckin good dancers and i DID NOT ONCE see "the guido fist pump" everyone there has there own style.

The dj:

i reallllllllllllly must say that i WAS IN FACT impressed by jonathan peters capabilities.

Mind u, this comment is coming from a regular 21 yr old dude who listens to allll generes of electronica but mainly TECHNO, Drum-n-bass and trance...but holy fuck...all that kept going through my head while i looked down the balcony is that...man...look at this muthafuckin guy makin these thousands of people move.

let me also say that...

NEVER EVER MUTHAFUCKIN EVER!!!!!!...since the days of The Tunnel....did i ever get goosebumps and that automatic smile put on my face from hearing a song.

Luz Divina-In Your Eyes

was the song that did it for me.

HER VOICE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING MAGICAL AND FUCKIN PIERCING AS HELL!!!!! That girl has serious talent and that song is SERIOUSLY VERY GOOD TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST.

In my personal opinon...

i would describe JP's music as "EPIC HOUSE"

A few years ago they had a genere they called, "EPIC TRANCE" which later became known as progressive/uplifting trance.

Now the reason i give my own title of "EPIC HOUSE" is because the guy truly works his shit and DO NOT BELIVE THIS STEREOTYPICAL LOOP FOR AN HOUR BULLSHIT....if anything the man only looped shit for minutes at a time..and i was listening VERY carefully...but shit...his house music has all these fuckin built up sad intros that just break down into some nast ass progressive house.

I really had shitloads of fun tonight met sooooooooooooooooooooooooo many people throughout the night....fuckin....chilled with magilicuti (sorry, i had to leave brotha man) fuckin saw some peeps from other boards i knew.

The point here is that:

NEVER EVER BELIVE ALL THE HYPE...as in ALL THE FUCKIN HATE THATS ASSOCIATED WITH THIS CLUB...IS PURE BULLSHIT AND ME AS A NON-BIASED CLUB GOER CAN HONESTLY SAY THIS BECAUSE I WENT THERE MYSELF AND SAW 1ST HAND WHAT EXACTLY MAKES SF SO GODDAMN GREAT AND IF YOUR WONDERING WHAT DOES MAKE IT SO GREAT...GO THERE FIND OUT FOR YOUR MUTHAFUCKING SELVES AND JONATHAN PETERS WILL MAKE A BELIVER OUT OF YOU...UNTIL THEN JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Great review!! I'm glad you didn't jump on the bandwagon and saw for yourself instead of listening to the "SF haters of clubplanet." Glad you had a good time! Hope i see you at the s&m party later this month

[misk]

:clap:

.....god....all this factory talk lately..........brings a smile to my face....summer is over......and well.....we all know what that means.........

[asianvixen]

yep summer is over, the shore is dead, we know where to be sunday morning.

don't bring the children to the s&m party.

[quoth]

Originally posted by girly

Hope i see you at the s&m party later this month

i'll be there.

[max3]

Sounds like my kinda club....from ur great review.

[trancerxn112]

wow... damnit Qouth... i wanted to take a break from clubbin until Tiesto but your review inspired me... im def gonna have to take a look... so at least i can make fun of NJAngel and she cant get pissed at me cause ive never been to SF Saturday.

[ghhhhhost]

Sue (nycchic) has been tellin me to go to a Sat. SF party for mths now..ive just been hard-headed....now i def. gotta go

[quoth]

Originally posted by trancerxn112

so at least i can make fun of NJAngel and she cant get pissed at me cause ive never been to SF Saturday.

hahah i heard.

guess u made yer last SF crack at her haha...

i'll tell her that you'll be going soon

[trancerxn112]

she was a step away from beating me... i was scared... but i must admit girl got some skills at dancing... if you count SF dancing as a style... well shes also got the lap dance technique i enjoy that one more. j/k

[danwilson]

Quoth, Now that you've heard Peters. You think he's one of the top 100 DJs. I say he is. Yet everyone says, he's not one of the top 100 djs.

[roha3000]

Go figure.....I went last week and I loved it.

[JonStephen]

Originally posted by roha3000

Go figure.....I went last week and I loved it.

This was actually me....I just forgot to log out and log back in under my name.

[clubgyrl00]

I've been dying to check out SF on a Sat or should I say Sun morning??? But I'm only 20...is it true that its 18 plus after 4 AM??? I've seen JP spin once at a club back in CT but it was only for a mere 2 hrs or so, definitly not giving justice to the 12 hr sets you are all used too. Someone burned me a cd with a ton of JP songs on it...out of all of my school friends, I am the only person who listens to trance. I pop that cd in which has mixes of Chicago's Hard to Say I"m sorry, "Total Eclipse of the Heart," and Madonna's Like a Prayer and it blows them away, hopefully making them realize that techno does not just consist of cheezy one hit techno wonders they're all used to like Castles in the Sky.

Anyways, I'm getting off topic. I went to SF once last year on a friday and loved the club itself...but I really really really wanna go on a Sat...do fake ids work there at all? Mine's a Deleware...lol

[misk]

technically....no...the club is not 18+ after a certain time...however....on any given night....door policy may tend to lighten up.......you r better off getting someone else's real liscense....someone who u may resemble in the least bit....and u should be fine....as long as u r not a complete fucking tool.....lol...and besides .....it is in no way as strict as it used to be with dress code or anything for that matter....so....i wouldn't worry......

[teklord310]

I wondered where your drunken ass wandered off to. I've been meaning to check out SF one of these days, hopefully i'll go within the next few months. Glad to hear you had a great time.

[Ronin]

great fuckin review bro! This is what its all about, and im glad you didnt listen to everyones bullshit, and checked it out for yourself. Sunday afternoon vibes is what im talkkkkkin about.

[t3chmuzik]

Nice Review

It's nothin like dancin on a sunday moorning @ the sound factory

sg

[magilicuti]

Good seeing you and erin at SF. Glad you spoted me and I'm glad you had fun. Last night I thought was nuts.

[magilicuti]

Good seeing you and erin at SF. Glad you spoted me and I'm glad you had fun. Last night I thought was nuts.

[hawaiiguestlis]

hey quoth.. never met ya but i gotta give you mad props for being one of the few that just go out and see for themselves!!!!

glad to see that you had a awesome time.... i myself had an awesome time as usual... the only downfall to the night was his closing... the past two weeks closing while its mad packed is in my opinion just poor!!!! atleast let it thin down... plus teasing us with his GTI... thats just plain wrong!!! we havent heard that in months... ahh wells just another good ol night at la factory!!!!

see everyone next week!!!!

[ghhhhhost]

Originally posted by £ddie

Some of the people here who have nothing but negative things to say about the place have never even been there. I know this because they have asked to go with me, or they have told me they've wanted to go check it out for the first time. You know who you are.

Try it, you might like it.

yeh...that'd be me:D ...but i usually bash the Friday party..which ive been to

[hawaiiguestlis]

Originally posted by ghhhhhost

yeh...that'd be me:D ...but i usually bash the Friday party..which ive been to

never ever judge sf based upon fridays... friday and sat nights at sf are two completely different worlds... as i will also bash on the friday party....