mugwump Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 There seems to be quite a fewof these creatures on this here board as of late.. And yes it True that there are manytypes of life forms that inhabitclubland of NY but of all the creaturesthat I've studies THE GUIDO(or "Gumba-clubis-no Tshirtus" as itis also known) has begun to fascinate methe most.So Perhaps TECHY-electro-break Robots aren'tthe way to go... Rethinking my wishesof becoming a batterypowered sex toy ortrading in my flesh for A.II have come up with a bettersolution:I WANNA BE A GUIDO..JUST LIKE YOU GUYS? Can you help me?********************Here's what I'm looking for: *Big spiky hair (bleachedif possible with a complimentarymustache and sunglasses)*Muscles that makeme look like I have no neckso that I can walk aroundwith no T-shirt on and displaymy sexy shaved back stubble..(as well as take picturesof myself in front ofa mirror to show theworld how hot I am)*A primitive dialectwhich may consist of:"Ughhh" or"Dats da shit ugggh"as well as:"Dyyyyammm dat bitchis hot yo!"*I wanna care more aboutHow I look and who I'm withthan the music in a club.*************am I forgetting anything else?Can you help me CP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 wanna be guidos give the real ones a bad name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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guest00901 Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 It must be so nice to be a guidoYou don't have to think for yourselfYou have no sense of originalityAll you gotta do is throw some gel on those spikesput on an A|X shit and ur ready to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted October 5 Author Report Share Posted October 5 Oh and just a quick question..What is the difference between a "GUMBA"and a "GUIDO?"..Is there a benefit frombecoming one or the other..(Does a "Gumba" get more "hooches"than say your average guido?)Can anyone help me out here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 :laugh: as i stated earlier....the fake ones give the real ones a bad name....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Too much... When can we expect the Guidified Mugz?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 i wish i could be a guido... so i can do the guido rain dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted October 5 Author Report Share Posted October 5 Originally posted by teklord310 Too much... When can we expect the Guidified Mugz?? well as soon as someonetells me what the quickest way tobecome one is (and who I shouldtalk to) I'll be on my way...Hey SexxybabyDee I think thisguy fits your description..Know him?(I'm stealing this entire topic fromnaughtybooth btw...)http://www.naughtybooth.com/board/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24176GUIDO RAINDANCE IN ACTION: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 well you're italian so that's a good first step now you need some dbol, creatine and a gym membership. let's see what else....oh yeah, a hooked up mustang, camaro or trans am. you'll also need some hair wax, then go buy some tight D&G or AX sleeveless shirts and don't forget those big gucci sunglasses all the cool kids have, make sure to wear that everywhere you go, specially at night. other than that, get a good hook up for K and GHB and you're pretty much all set.to be a uberguido though, i don't know about that....you gotta be really really big, so make sure you eat a lot and live at the gym....might take you some time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dr0ne Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 mugz your problems are solved....this is all you need:weight gain 4000! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 yesssssssssssssss i can do that dance but it doesnt look right cause im not italiano! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lasix Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 nice mugz :laugh: the hair is the first step.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djone Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 IF YA WANNA BE A GUIDO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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klohe Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 It's funny, go to Italy and the "Guidos" you see there are the suave players dressed in expensive designer clothes driving their porsches and rolling out all the $, the "Guidos" here are maybe actually of Italian heritage, but all have the crazy spikes, FCUK, A/X, or DIESEL threads and rocking the same moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djone Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 IF YA WANNA BE A GUIDO...here is the best way to achieve your goal.....A) tape 8 hours of ktu and listen to it over and over again. then go buy some cd's with the same songs and listen to them over again. that should do the trick. now when you go to the club you have got to walk around with your arms slightly exstended from your body with glowsticks in hand.B1) while using glow sticks make sure to have no flow and whip them around like your beating somebody's ass while hopping in place.C) make sure your wife beater is clean and tight as all hell.D) pick on the smaller club kids that can actually dance and actually have rhythm. you know the kids im talkin about...the ones that go for the music and not to take up space with thier coolness.this should get you well on the way to being a guido. if you still have problems go beat up a couple rave kids and you should be set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Originally posted by klohe It's funny, go to Italy and the "Guidos" you see there are the suave players dressed in expensive designer clothes I recently just came back from genoa and gia touro (sp?)It's histericle everyone wears sergio techini (*sp?), I'M TALKING ABOUT EVERYONE! what nike is to america is what sergio techini is to Italy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Originally posted by mugwump There seems to be quite a fewof these creatures on this here board as of late.. And yes it True that there are manytypes of life forms that inhabitclubland of NY but of all the creaturesthat I've studies THE GUIDO(or "Gumba-clubis-no Tshirtus" as itis also known) has begun to fascinate methe most.So Perhaps TECHY-electro-break Robots aren'tthe way to go... Rethinking my wishesof becoming a batterypowered sex toy ortrading in my flesh for A.II have come up with a bettersolution:I WANNA BE A GUIDO..JUST LIKE YOU GUYS? Can you help me?********************Here's what I'm looking for: *Big spiky hair (bleachedif possible with a complimentarymustache and sunglasses)*Muscles that makeme look like I have no neckso that I can walk aroundwith no T-shirt on and displaymy sexy shaved back stubble..(as well as take picturesof myself in front ofa mirror to show theworld how hot I am)*A primitive dialectwhich may consist of:"Ughhh" or"Dats da shit ugggh"as well as:"Dyyyyammm dat bitchis hot yo!"*I wanna care more aboutHow I look and who I'm withthan the music in a club.*************am I forgetting anything else?Can you help me CP? this was a rhetorical question i suppose....i eman so many threads about guidos i've seen before on here...however it's always a nice and funny topic to re-visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 i think mugz should be a guido on halloween Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 ....if it helps, i will let you drive my Monte Carlo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted October 6 Author Report Share Posted October 6 Originally posted by bigpoppanils i think mugz should be a guido on halloween Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjcbebe Posted October 6 Report Share Posted October 6 This is one funny thread.All the Wanna be Guodi's go to SF on Saturday/Sunday morning and walk around like they are the big shit. But the big shit are thier shitty moves on the dance floor/ At Exit one time one of them was trying to dance with me. He has no idea how too so he decided to pick me up like that was dancing/And they travel in packs.Although I can't complain a few have been very kind to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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