quoth Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Mine would have to be when: my boss called me over to give me work instructions....and i pointed in the location he was talking about to verify just as a female employee was walking by and accidentally poked her in her titty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 I farted out loud at the gym today while squatting WAY too much weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 i'm not going to go into too much detail...but it was on my first day at my new job....I went commando that day and had a freshly shaven kitty.... that is all.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 . . I started posting on CP again . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snarfgirl22 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 i didnt get enough sleep before work on sunday and walked right into a mannequins elbow and it practically knocked me out...i fell on the floor and just sorta crawled out of sight until i had enough courage to show my dumb face again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . I started posting on CP again . . . No need for any more replies. We have a winner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . I started posting on CP again . . . yea definitelyi think i may go back into seclusion myself cause im sure u notice this fuckin place has gone to shit...man no one posts anything worth reading anymore...they are too caught up in the drama...i figured i would give it one more chance but god damn i see now why so many people left..and u know what? i do not blame them for leaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 . . I know, I can't seem to get a good back and forth going at all. I click on threads that before I should have been able to write something meaningful on, and it just doesn't work . . And yet, its so easy to just make fun of others (which I tried, but even that didn't come out right) . . <sigh> . . such is life . . . . Standard . . fucking . . issue . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by snarfgirl22 i didnt get enough sleep before work on sunday and walked right into a mannequins elbow and it practically knocked me out...i fell on the floor and just sorta crawled out of sight until i had enough courage to show my dumb face again... no way. that is pretty bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . I know, I can't seem to get a good back and forth going at all. I click on threads that before I should have been able to write something meaningful on, and it just doesn't work . . And yet, its so easy to just make fun of others (which I tried, but even that didn't come out right) . . <sigh> . . such is life . . . . Standard . . fucking . . issue . . . i totally feel u on that mike.Thats why i start my own threads..im like why fuckin bother answering all of them? they are either bout exit closing or some other shit that is not of interest.The board is better of without us anyhow...they have guys with intellect such as danwilson to keep them going. ::sound of a bomb crashing::Anyhow...fuck this shit...lets get a beer mike and make our own fuckin messageboard...i mean u got like 10 computers there lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Over the weekend I was getting out of a cab (lol it was a van cab - gotta love college) and there was so much ice/snow in front of my house, I flat out, busted my ass and everyone in the whole cab saw It hurt a lot, but I tried to play it off and just laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by quoth i totally feel u on that mike.Thats why i start my own threads..im like why fuckin bother answering all of them? they are either bout exit closing or some other shit that is not of interest.The board is better of without us anyhow...they have guys with intellect such as danwilson to keep them going. ::sound of a bomb crashing::Anyhow...fuck this shit...lets get a beer mike and make our own fuckin messageboard...i mean u got like 10 computers there lol. if it helps..im still here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . I know, I can't seem to get a good back and forth going at all. I click on threads that before I should have been able to write something meaningful on, and it just doesn't work . . And yet, its so easy to just make fun of others (which I tried, but even that didn't come out right) . . <sigh> . . such is life . . . . Standard . . fucking . . issue . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by smokesum if it helps..im still here no...u just make it worse.I try to avoid both u and yer autistic son danwilson like the plague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 ill smoke you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by smokesum ill smoke you nobut u can smoke some cock from what father o'connell has told me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard23 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Fell face first drunk out of my mind into a huge pile of snow getting into a cab - on all fours, ass up in the air. I was laughing so hard that I could not get up and a cop was standing right there patiently waiting for me to get the hell up and out of there before he arrested me for public drunkeness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by lizard23 Fell face first drunk out of my mind into a huge pile of snow DAMNIT!! i thought u were gonna say huge pile of shit...which woulda been way funny.Ugh u kids disappoint me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danwilson Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 My most embarassing moment was marrying Quoth's sister. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by danwilson My most embarassing moment was marrying Quoth's sister. :laugh: good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 I was at Nitro with a bunch of people including a lot of hot chicks. I come back to the table and sit down too fast in the chair and land on my nut sack. I was in serious pain for a good solid half hour and I looked like such a freakin moron sittin on my balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totallytrance Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 I was in class went to the bathroom and they had no seat thingies so i put toliet paper on the seat before i sat down to take a piss then i went into the class room and everyone started laughing at me so im like what the heck? i had that strip of tiolet paper that i put on the seat haning out of my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 my most embarrasing moment recently was walking in to a wall. whenever i turn corners i turn to close and my shoulders hit the wall, this happens quite ofthen...damn who put that wall there.on another note: quoth i turn 21 in april so u better buy me a pint o' guinness, and bring your green metalic friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust-a-nutter Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 HaHa TotallyTrance. Thats terrible, now i can tell everyone. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by totallytrance I was in class went to the bathroom and they had no seat thingies so i put toliet paper on the seat before i sat down to take a piss then i went into the class room and everyone started laughing at me so im like what the heck? i had that strip of tiolet paper that i put on the seat haning out of my pants oh man that made my night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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