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Hmmmmmmmm, too much booze, too much E, too much (of certain kinds of) steroids. Or maybe it's all in their head. Keep a little supply of Cialis on hand (or viagra I guess).

You could also run to the local healthfood store and keep some Maca and Yohimbine on hand, it can also help................not that I'd ever need it though. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Originally posted by ou812

Hmmmmmmmm, too much booze, too much E, too much (of certain kinds of) steroids. Or maybe it's all in their head. Keep a little supply of Cialis on hand (or viagra I guess).

You could also run to the local healthfood store and keep some Maca and Yohimbine on hand, it can also help................not that I'd ever need it though. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

sure ;):tongue: you know alot for someone who doesn't use any . . . hehe

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so in the span of one evening we've gone from men sleeping with other men, to breaking up with you after sleeping with your best friend, to limp dick.

i keep telling you if you date puertoricans you won't HAVE these problems, bitch.

;) btw what kind of busted up wackjob did you manage to find and WHERE? did you raid bellevue?

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Originally posted by cintron

so in the span of one evening we've gone from men sleeping with other men, to breaking up with you after sleeping with your best friend, to limp dick.

i keep telling you if you date puertoricans you won't HAVE these problems, bitch.

;) btw what kind of busted up wackjob did you manage to find and WHERE? did you raid bellevue?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Yeah I won't have this problem with PR's because most of them are generally homophobes, who cringe at a female even going near their ass with a finger. Their assholes tighten up so tight you couldn't even put a fucken needle in that shit :tongue:

And PR's can get limp, but they got that tongue to make up for the lack there of;)

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Originally posted by somebitch

*knock on wood*

no pun intended, right! ;)

...anywho, the limp dick thing has only happened to me once, when my ex bootay call used to drink more than I've ever seen a human consume.

Where there's a will, there's ALWAYS a way....even if the shithead gets some extra uneeded special attention :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by fierydesire

Yeah I won't have this problem with PR's because most of them are generally homophobes, who cringe at a female even going near their ass with a finger. Their assholes tighten up so tight you couldn't even put a fucken needle in that shit :tongue:

omg!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

i love u haha

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i've been in situation where going into the 3rd, 4th + session of the night, my guy just won't get up anymore. completely limp. of course, i'm still horny as fuck, and if the girl starts blowing me, i'll get hard, but then a minute later, i'm limp again. and this vicious cycle continues throughout the night. its a pain in the ass, for me and the girls usually. but damn me if i'm not trying. sometimes, we'll just continue this process till i can stay hard long enough for me to cum. sometimes, i just say fuck it, and just munch on carpet. sometimes i'll go into the bathroom alone and give my guy a pep talk, and re-assure him everything is going to be ok, and if he wants to bow out, theres nothing wrong with it. i tell him, you went 2(3 whatever the case may be) solid rounds tonight, and in my eyes you'll always be a champion.

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Originally posted by nympho69

girl u need to work!

work that limp dick with ur mouth....

you don't think I tried everything, nothing worked. It was pointless. I did things I normally wouldn't do. I talked dirty, I played with myself, gave em head and the like. NOTHING WORKED!!!. :mad: And well I know that he doesn't have a problem because we used to fuck like rabbits ya know:3some:
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Originally posted by FlipsSOE

i've been in situation where going into the 3rd, 4th + session of the night, my guy just won't get up anymore. completely limp. of course, i'm still horny as fuck, and if the girl starts blowing me, i'll get hard, but then a minute later, i'm limp again. and this vicious cycle continues throughout the night. its a pain in the ass, for me and the girls usually. but damn me if i'm not trying. sometimes, we'll just continue this process till i can stay hard long enough for me to cum. sometimes, i just say fuck it, and just munch on carpet. sometimes i'll go into the bathroom alone and give my guy a pep talk, and re-assure him everything is going to be ok, and if he wants to bow out, theres nothing wrong with it. i tell him, you went 2(3 whatever the case may be) solid rounds tonight, and in my eyes you'll always be a champion.

no you see I understand that when this is the case. We didn't even make it to one round ya know:( :rolleyes: but he was horny as fuck but it just wasnt meant to happen oh well maybe next time ;)

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Originally posted by fierydesire

you don't think I tried everything, nothing worked. It was pointless. I did things I normally wouldn't do. I talked dirty, I played with myself, gave em head and the like. NOTHING WORKED!!!. :mad: And well I know that he doesn't have a problem because we used to fuck like rabbits ya know:3some:

Well, I hate to say it, but you might have to accept the fact that you just don't toot his horn/float his boat/ring his bell like you may have used to. Don't feel bad, it's not your fault. It's just something that happens

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Originally posted by ou812

Well, I hate to say it, but you might have to accept the fact that you just don't toot his horn/float his boat/ring his bell like you may have used to. Don't feel bad, it's not your fault. It's just something that happens

eh it could be ya know but whatver, we were drunk, but it would get hard then just go soft again. I have never had problem with getting someone hard ya know. Well I also spoke to him about it tonite and he said that he has been having problems. Whatever, it just sucks, cause when you are soo fucken horny and your driven to get the shit fucked out of ya, its rather disappointing when the tool aint workin;)
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Originally posted by FlipsSOE

sometimes i'll go into the bathroom alone and give my guy a pep talk, and re-assure him everything is going to be ok, and if he wants to bow out, theres nothing wrong with it. i tell him, you went 2(3 whatever the case may be) solid rounds tonight, and in my eyes you'll always be a champion.

LMAO :laugh: :laugh: I almost fell off my chair reading that !!!

And who said chivalry was dead...:D

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