quoth Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 And if not?what kinda fuckin man are u? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Quoth did you front of your girl or a girl?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 ...if reeni slept over after them gray papayas with onions, i think we would have added some bass to the music we would have made... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted March 10 Author Report Share Posted March 10 Originally posted by naughtybabe Quoth did you front of your girl or a girl?? Why don't u come and find out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Dude, I think you might just have an unhealthy fascination with flatulence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted March 10 Author Report Share Posted March 10 Originally posted by tastyt Dude, I think you might just have an unhealthy fascination with flatulence! dude, i think your boyfriend has an unhealthy fascination with my cocksac...never again will i let him fall asleep on a couch near me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Originally posted by quoth Why don't u come and find out? I was only curious. I don't care if someone farts as long as its not under the covers or near my face. My b/f never use to do it until one day he let it rip.. It took him 2 years to do it loudly that is.. Im sure he was always passing the silent ones. By the way quoth explain your fascination with passing gas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Originally posted by quoth dude, i think your boyfriend has an unhealthy fascination with my cocksac...never again will i let him fall asleep on a couch near me. I'll tell him to just let an earth-shattering beer fart rip next time... since that seems to get your pickly all in a tizzy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted March 10 Author Report Share Posted March 10 Originally posted by naughtybabe I was only curious. I don't care if someone farts as long as its not under the covers or near my face. My b/f never use to do it until one day he let it rip.. It took him 2 years to do it loudly that is.. Im sure he was always passing the silent ones. By the way quoth explain your fascination with passing gas? :laugh: yer funny.damn how is one thread about farting near yer girl considered a fascination with passing gas?i dont have any fascination..i just think its a very "taboo" subject that not enough people have the balls to mention nor consider.Its very taboo cause its very natural and yet everyone likes to make it like it doesn't or didnt happen.As for yer b/f it prolly took him that long cause he thought u would disown him (yes guys think fucked up shit like that)Anyhow...in all seriousness...i may have squezzed one out here and there..but mainly cause i dont rip em...unless of course as phatman said...if its a night after gray pappya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Originally posted by quoth damn how is one thread about farting near yer girl considered a fascination with passing gas? LOL- this isn't the first farting thread you've initiated... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Up until the point that we moved in together 3 years ago, i would say probably not, and if so very rarely. But what the hell is a guy to do, she is always there, and I have that need to fart... so yeah, plenty of flatulence in her presence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Originally posted by phatman ...if reeni slept over after them gray papayas with onions, i think we would have added some bass to the music we would have made... thank god i didnt sleep over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Originally posted by Reeni thank god i didnt sleep over ...saight...i probably would have lit up some candles and incense and turned up the volume on the tunes knowing what was to come... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Originally posted by phatman ...saight...i probably would have lit up some candles and incense and turned up the volume on the tunes knowing what was to come... :laugh: what about u know. . if u yawned all of a sudden and caught a cloud? :laugh: (just saw ren and stimpy lol)yeah. . .by boys quaintly called "the gas man". . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 My bf "passes gas" (lol) in front of me all the time and I hate it... I mean sometimes it's okay, but if we're laying together, and it smells, that's just gross... there are some lines you just don't wanna cross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entheogen808 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 hell yeah, i fart in front of her, but if i know it's gonna be a ripe one, i try and take it to another room. i'm just anxiously waiting for her to let one rip. if we're in bed, i'll hang it out of the covers. once, i actually had to interrupt a blowjob cuz i had to fart, and i wouldn't have felt right about that. but i also don't think i could have cum if i were trying to hold it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by entheogen808 once, i actually had to interrupt a blowjob cuz i had to fart, and i wouldn't have felt right about that. but i also don't think i could have cum if i were trying to hold it in. omg this brought tears to my eyes!!!! giver: slurp slurpentheo: yeah baby yeahgiver: slurp slurpentheo: (pulls away her head and sticks ass out to side)fart: pfffttttt!entheo: (pulls back her head)giver: slurp slurp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entheogen808 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by clubkat omg this brought tears to my eyes!!!! giver: slurp slurpentheo: yeah baby yeahgiver: slurp slurpentheo: (pulls away her head and sticks ass out to side)fart: pfffttttt!entheo: (pulls back her head)giver: slurp slurp yeah, just about...we had a good laugh about it, she thanked me for the warning, then we fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 i love people who love healthy bodily funtions u 2 rock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entheogen808 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by clubkat u 2 rock! yeah, i know...thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by quoth what kinda fuckin man are u? lmao... :laugh: ...lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 whats wrong with fartinwhats fucked up if you fart when she's blowin you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erica127 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 this thread is way too funny for me.....one of my ex b/f's farted in fron t of me but it took him a year..after he farted the 1st time, he just kept doin it when we were together like it was nothing...he would even fart in front of my face as a joke & laugh..i asbolutely hated that shit..as for me, i never farted in front of a guy & if i really had to, i think i would, it's something that everyone does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 i was there the first time my best friend in high school farted in front of her boyfriend . we were sitting in central park on an early summer evening, having a smoke, and there she went. "awww!" her boyfriend said, "that's my honey's first fart in front of me!"he smiled broadly and tackled her to the ground as she just beamed . it really was romantic .on another note, has anyone ever been afraid to fart at the gynecologist's ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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